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A story that you and your butt will never forget! Join Zack on his epic journey across the Great Windy Desert and through the Brown Forest, to reclaim his runaway butt. (Based on a true story...

Andy and Danny boldly go where sensible people fear to tread. Just how stupid can two human beings be? Just Stupid! provides the answer to this vexing and important question. Winner of AudioFile's Earphones Award - 2005.

Is this the right book for you? Take the Crazy Test and find out. Do you bounce so high on your bed that you hit your head on the ceiling? Do you ever look in the mirror and see a crazy maniac staring back at you? Do you like to read stories about kittens, puppies and ponies getting mashed and pulverised? Do you sometimes get the urge to take your clothes off and cover yourself in mud? Do you often waste your time on tests like this one?

Is this the right book for you? Take the annoying test and find out. Do you ask 'Are we there yet?' over and over on long car trips? Do you like to drive people mad by copying everything they say and do? Do you hog the shower and use up all the hot water? Do you enjoy asking silly questions that have no real answers? Do you swing on the clothesline whenever you get the chance?

On a trip to Principal Greenbeard's office, Henry McThrottle discovers that there is buried treasure on Skull Island, which is somewhere in the school! Henry and his friends Jenny, Gretel, Newton and Jack set out to find a chest filled with gold, jewel-encrusted goblets and pieces of eight (whatever they are). But soon their secret is out, and everyone has treasure fever. Can they find the buried treasure, beat the bully, catch the villain and save their teacher, Mr Brainfright?

"Mr Brainfright is a teacher at Northwest Southeast Central School. He teaches Grade Five and in his class is a student called Henry McThrottle who likes telling stories. That's me. I'm Henry McThrottle and this is my latest story. It's about an evil pencil, a runaway lion, an avalanche and falling out of windows. I hope you like it."

The Robot Riot! Test: (1.) Henry McThrottle suspects that the new girl, Roberta Flywheel, is A: a spy. B: a boy. C: a robot. (2.) Roberta writes in her diary that she is on a mission to A: kiss Henry. B: clean up the school. C: exterminate all humans. (3.) Henry and his friends get Grant Gadget to build A: a treehouse. B: a sand castle. C: a robot-fighting robot. (4.) Grant Gadget's robot-fighting robot malfunctions and A: picks flowers. B: starts telling jokes. C: goes completely out of control.

This is a very funny book about running, jumping, throwing, winning, losing, cheating, chasing, biting and really hard squeezing.

Take the disgusting quiz and find out if this is the right audiobook for you!

Do you do any or all of the following: pick your nose, talk in burps, or wee in swimming pools? Do you ever wear the same undies two (or more) days in a row? Do you wish you knew the most disgusting thing in the world? Do you think brussel sprouts are a delicious mouth watering treat? Do you like stories about dead flies, giant slugs, and mysterious brown blobs?

Ever tried to get out of going to school by pretending that you're dead? Ever managed to convince a friend that they're invisible? Ever been stuck in a gorilla suit and nearly put in a zoo? Andy has. Andy's the greatest practical joker in the world ... well, almost. He would be, if only his practical jokes didn't have the annoying habit of backfiring on him.

Andy og Terry bor i verdens sejeste træhule! Drengene har bygget endnu 13 etager på deres vilde træhule, så den nu også indeholder verdens kraftigste hvirvelstrøm og en kæmpestor mystisk knap, som måske/måske ikke får jorden til at sprænge i luften, når man trykker på den! Træhulen er med andre ord ikke et sted for småbørn, så da Andy og Terry bliver bedt om at passe hr. Kæmpenæses lidt for nysgerrige børnebørn, går det ret hurtigt galt.

Where did Bogasauruses live? How many cheeks did a Tricerabutt have? Find the answers to these and many other questions in this guide to prehistoric bumosaur life. Covering Pre-crappian time through to the post Crapaceous period, this essential reference will thrill, amaze and inform the whole family. Never again will you look like a fool when somebody asks: 'What bumosaur is that?"

More rhyming mayhem and comic madness from the bestselling duo of the inspired JUST! series. Andy Griffiths' rhyming text will entice and engage the most reluctant child to read while laughing all the way. The rhymes are hilariously counterpointed by Terry Denton's delightfully wonky illustrations. A side-splitting companion to the award-winning and Children's Book Council shortlisted title The Cat on the Mat is Flat.

Alt er godt i træhulen - lige indtil en Hollywood-instruktør dukker op og vil lave en film om dem. Umiddelbart en fed idé, men problemerne begynder at vælte ind, da instruktøren ikke synes, at Andy egner sig til at spille Andy, og i stedet hyrer en abe til rollen. De to drenges venskab bliver sat på en alvorligt prøve og det hjælper ikke, at der begynder at luske forklædte køer rundt på filmsettet.

Andy og Terry bor i verdens sejeste træhule! De har bygget lidt videre på den, og nu har deres træhule: En skaterrampe med en krokodillegrav-forhindring! En mudderbrydningsarena! Og De Fortabtes Labyrint - der er så kompliceret, at ingen, der gået ind, nogensinde er kommet ud igen! Indtil nu ... I en træhule med 26 etager kan HVAD SOM HELST SKE!

Andy og Terry bor i en træhule. Men ikke hvilken som helst træhule – det er verdens vildeste træhule! Den har 13 etager, pool, akvarium, et underjordisk laboratorium og en maskine, der automatisk skyder skumfiduser i munden på én, når man er sulten. Livet ville næsten være perfekt for Andy og Terry, hvis det ikke var fordi, de to drenges liv også er fyldt med flyvende katte, kæmpebavianer, moster-store gorillaer og farlige bøvse-tyggegummibobler, der hele tiden forstyrrer. For i en træhule med 13 etager kan HVAD SOM HELST SKE! Første bog i serien om Andy og Terry.

Andy og Terry bor i verdens sejeste træhule! Og tro det eller lad være – de har udvidet med 13 nye etager. Denne gang har de blandt andet anskaffet sig en flok Ninjasnegle, et rum, hvor man kan jonglere med motorsave, deres eget pizzeria og alt det nyeste højteknologiske detektivudstyr. Og det er heldig, for de har et KÆMPE mysterium at opklare. Hvor er hr. Kæmpenæse!?

Watch out! Here they come: Frogs, logs, bogs, dogs, cogs and flag-waving hogs. Sheds, sleds, head-biting dogs called Fred and over-fed whales called Ned. Rat-chasing cats, cat-chasing rats and extra large super-sized baseball bats.