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When our story begins, Julia Child is an eager but inexperienced codebreaker longing to prove herself in the male-dominated world of intelligence, and Josephine Baker is, well, Josephine Baker—a world-famous entertainer who is now leading a double life as a spy for the French Resistance. When a golden opportunity arises to infiltrate a high-stakes Nazi gala in Vichy France, Julia must put aside her by-the-book mentality to assist her unorthodox new partner.

In his stunning works. Charles de Lint has brought an entire imaginary North American city to vivid life: Newford, where magic lights the dark streets, myths walk clothed in modern shapes, and a broad cast of extraordinary people work to keep the whole world turning. At the center of it all stands a young artist named Jilly Coppercorn, with her tangled hair and paint-splattered jeans, whose paintings capture the hidden beings that dwell in the city's shadows.

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FedEx officials say the allure of being delivered in 3-5 business days is just too much to pass up.

The athletes say they don’t have time to be consoled with a blanket and hot coffee while police ask tedious questions.

Mocking the national debt proved deadly for the entertainer.

The judges say automatic and sawed-off gavels will be protected under the law.

The White house recommends no one makes direct eye contact with the mean girls.

Scientists add that he’s the most compassionate gorilla-suited man they have come across.

Experts say the cursive loops on the ‘J’ and ‘C’ signal that the signature is the real deal.

The document says henceforth the well being of all Americans will rely completely on China.

Lawmakers say the bill was spurred by reports that only 1 in 5 dogs wore neckerchiefs.

The community offers meal package to suit any substandard severance package.

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