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Officials say after the 10-hour plane ride Americans can travel from Tokyo to Osaka in under three hours.

The man would leave the apartment but then he would simply be trapped outside instead.

These distant relatives emphasized these attractions would be both scary and dark.

Frogs say they ultimately envision themselves on par with hawks and ocelots.