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Still bruised and heartbroken from their last calamitous quest, Gorm Ingerson and his band of washed-up heroes try to make amends for the orcs they accidentally betrayed. But justice is put on hold when an old foe marches to the city gates. Gorm is horrified to discover a liche pitching the frightened city-dwellers on the merits of the undead lifestyle...at the head of a corpse army. To save the city from high-pressure sales tactics and an inevitable siege, the dwarf warrior and his misfit band hatch a harebrained scheme that lands them at the top of the king’s kill list.

Alice lever et alt for almindeligt liv i Paris. Dagene går med gymnasiet og aftener bag kassen i hendes fars slikbutik, Sucretaire d’Alice. Hun drømmer om, at der en dag vil ske noget, der gør hendes liv mindre almindeligt og mere som det liv, de berømte, succesfulde, smukke mennesker lever på de sociale medier. Og så en aften går hendes drøm i opfyldelse. En lastvogn vælter og en ung mand dukker halvnøgen op i slikbutikken, angiveligt på flugt fra mænd klædt i hættetrøjer. Han ved ikke, hvem han er, hvor han kommer fra, og han har intet navn.

George Horace Lorimer (1867-1937) was an American journalist, author, and publisher. He is best known as the editor of The Saturday Evening Post, which he led from 1899 to 1936. This work contains the correspondence between the fictional self-made Chicago millionaire "Gorgon" Graham and his son Pierrepont who is coming of age and about to enter the family business. The letters are witty and filled with sound advice, like “I remember reading once that some fellows use language to conceal thought; but it's been my experience that a good many more use it instead of thought.”

A young man in a Gap dressing room keeps getting shirts to try on.

At 44, Eve Mozell has a wonderful husband and a creative job. She also has a temperamental teenage son, two headstrong sisters, and a demented old father. As she deals with her family's frequent crises, her days overflow with lengthy phone calls. She is never far from a dial tone. But as her father begins to die, Eve is tempted to disconnect and to sort out her feelings for this difficult man.

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