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When Sally May and Loper head off to visit the relatives, leaving Slim in charge of Little Alfred, Hank knows that trouble is sure to come knocking. But not even the Head of Ranch Security could have predicted what would happen.

Peanut butter and jelly. George and Martha. Frog and Toad. Cowboy and . . . Octopus? Yes, that’s right. Meet Cowboy and Octopus—the next great pair to become a household name. Cowboy likes beans’n’bacon and bacon’n’beans. Octopus eats raw seafood. Octopus prefers knock-knock jokes...

Sally May is planning to host a dance in her yard and launches a major Spring Cleaning Offensive! When a grumbling Slim is drafted to haul trash to the burn barrel, Hank decides it might be a good idea to keep an eye on him. He was right! Later, Miss Viola’s pickup breaks down in front of Slim’s house, and she needs Slim’s expert help as a mechanic. Will the bachelor cowboy take theopportunity to ask her to the dance or will the Head of Ranch Security have to take her to the dance? Miss Viola sings “Silly Old Maid.”

WARNING: DO NOT BELIEVE THE STORY YOU'RE ABOUT TO READ. Well, you can believe some of it. There is some real history. But also hijinks. Time travel. And famous figures setting off on adventures that definitely never happened--till now. Time is getting twisted, and it's up to two kids to...

Cowboy Jack wacht eines Morgens auf und stellt mit Schrecken fest, dass sein Pferd verschwunden ist. B5, der "Brutal Böse Big Boy Bill" hat es geklaut. Jack ist verzweifelt. Als Cowboy ist man ganz schön aufgeschmissen ohne Pferd mitten in der Prärie. Wie gut, dass der Blaue Dino gerade in der Nähe ist. Und der hat auch schon einen Plan, um dem bösen Schurken B5 das Handwerk zu legen. Gemeinsam machen sie sich auf den Weg und zum Glück hat der Cowboy Jack für solche Fälle immer ein Lasso im Gepäck.