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One rule: No more men. Two years ago I walked away from a marriage I thought would last forever and all I got from it was Dick…And I don’t mean the one between my stupid ex’s legs. I’m talking about the 150 pound furry dog said ex dropped off at my doorstep. But I’d take Dick over any man, any day. So why did I resemble my dog, panting and drooling, whenever I ran into Hudson West, my sexy new neighbor? True, the gorgeous veterinarian was hotter than sin. And my new roommate only made it impossible for me to avoid conversation with a man I didn’t need.

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Many evil masterminds depend on the ice caps to keep the lairs from the meddling public.

A sampling of comedy from the Icebox Radio Theater, with much of it recorded in front of a live audience! 1) Coffee Landing World Conquest 02:25: An actual commercial for a local coffee shop. 2) The Customs Guard 8:31: An IBRT classic. A woman in a hurry and a customs guard with WAY too much time on his hands. 3) Have you Anything to Declare? 28:31: Peter Linus is the very definition of an "Ugly American", viewing Canada as the 51st state until the very fabric of the universe warps to change his mind.... Plus 13 additional hilarious skits.

Sie wird von der Politik kaputtgespart und gleichzeitig als Klimaretter gepriesen, und vielleicht teilen wir ja alle dieses sonderbare Verhältnis zwischen Geringschätzung und Zuneigung, wenn es um dieses gute alte Verkehrsmittel geht: die Bahn. Wer hätte nicht schon geflucht, wenn sie mal wieder Nena-Style fährt (irgendwo, irgendwie, irgendwann) oder uns mangels erreichbarer Anschlusszüge in Elsterwerda übernachten lässt.