Who Controls the Thermostat
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Who Controls the Thermostat
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Kyle woke up sweating at two in the morning and found the thermostat at seventy-eight degrees. Connor maintains this is calibration. So they are settling it the only way they know how: a mock-formal trial with opening claims, exhibits (Kyle made a chart; it involves a dampness index), a cross-examination of a four-inch-thick blanket, precedent from the dish code era, expert testimony from Mom herself, a dirty tactics round, and closing arguments featuring a surprise witness named Ferdinand the fern.
Verdict at the end. The Thermostat Code is now binding household law. Send your own household disputes for the next trial.
Chapters:
00:00 The Grievance
02:22 Framing the Case
05:27 Exhibits and the Chart
09:03 Cross-Examination of the Blanket
11:55 Precedent and Case Law
15:58 Expert Witnesses
19:37 Dirty Tactics Round
21:44 Closing Arguments and a Surprise Witness
24:43 The Verdict and the Thermostat Code
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