Bill the Vampire
The Tome of Bill, Book 1
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Bill the Vampire
Narrated by:
Christopher John Fetherolf
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Narrated by:
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Christopher John Fetherolf
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Written by:
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Rick Gualtieri
My names Bill Ryder and I miss the days when my life was all about D&D, cold beer, and still having a pulse. Sadly, that came to an end the night I met Sally, a blonde bombshell with sharp wit and even sharper teeth.
Now I'm a vampire, surrounded by undead assholes who are stronger, faster, and better looking than me. Worse, their leader, a douche-canoe called Night Razor, is looking for any excuse to put me out of his misery. Theres just one small catch. I'm a rare breed of vamp, one whos immune to his control and not afraid to tell him where to shove it.
Good thing too because my roommates would rather set me on fire than help, while Sally's too busy exploiting me for personal gain. Talk about a freaking dumpster fire. I might be a bloodsucking predator of the night, but if I don't get my act together, I'll end up at the bottom of the food chain.
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Bram Stoker meets Revenge of the Nerds in The Tome of Bill, the hilarious horror comedy series that will keep you laughing from dusk till dawn.
If youre a fan of Hunter Blain, Steve McHugh, Christopher Moore, or What We Do in the Shadows, this fast paced vampire comedy will suck you dry and leave you thirsting for more.
Grab your copy of Bill The Vampire now and prepare to die laughing.
Content Warning: This book contains violence, gore, crude humor, and a buttload of swearing.©2011 Rick Gualtieri (P)2012 Rick Gualtieri
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