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Brain Droppings

Written by: George Carlin
Narrated by: George Carlin
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 The thinking person's comic who uses words as weapons, George Carlin shares all-new, cutting-edge opinion and observational humor in this best seller. Carlin demolishes everyday values and leaves you laughing out loud. Learn what he thinks of sports fans, how he would improve the TV networks, his suggestions for "Legal Murder Once a Month," and his plan for "World Peace Through Dancing." Performed by Carlin himself, and filled with thoughts, musings, questions, lists, beliefs, curiosities, monologues, assertions, assumptions, and other verbal ordeals, Brain Droppings is infectiously funny.©1997 Comedy Concepts, Inc. (P)16 9; 2000 HighBridge Company Performing Arts Stand-up Shows

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  • Grammy Award Winner, Best Spoken Word Comedy Album, 2001

"Carlin...doesn't disappoint." (Entertainment Weekly)
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Narrated by George Carlin himself. Great performance. Big time fan of him. A little heads up though: if you have seen some of his performances before, I am afraid you are going to find same jokes. Still funny though.

Amazing work

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As expected, George Carlin, the master entertainer, entertains and make you think. The beauty of his narrations is that they can be enjoyed even if you have heard the same thing earlier.

Well worth the time spent, and I am sure I will reach for this audio book several times, when I am looking for a good laugh.

Hilarious! And thought provoking.

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this is the best book if you love sarcasm, in my opinion George Carlin is the best comic ever

best one liners I have ever heard!

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The narration and delivery is much more important than the content itself. This was quite obvious in this book. I found it a little difficult to finish reading the physical copy, but the audiobook was completely different. His manner of presenting the content makes all the difference. Great content and even better performance. Highly recommended for any fan of Carlin’s.

The audiobook experience was much better than reading it.

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Makes you want to bookmark every quote, even though it's deliberately useless. Textbook George Carlin.

Textbook Carlin

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