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  • Written by: George Carlin
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  • Length: 2 hrs and 27 mins
  • 4.4 out of 5 stars (28 ratings)

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Brain Droppings

Written by: George Carlin
Narrated by: George Carlin
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Publisher's Summary

The thinking person's comic who uses words as weapons, George Carlin shares all-new, cutting-edge opinion and observational humor in this best seller. Carlin demolishes everyday values and leaves you laughing out loud. Learn what he thinks of sports fans, how he would improve the TV networks, his suggestions for "Legal Murder Once a Month," and his plan for "World Peace Through Dancing." Performed by Carlin himself, and filled with thoughts, musings, questions, lists, beliefs, curiosities, monologues, assertions, assumptions, and other verbal ordeals, Brain Droppings is infectiously funny.
©1997 Comedy Concepts, Inc. (P)16 9; 2000 HighBridge Company

Critic Reviews

  • Grammy Award Winner, Best Spoken Word Comedy Album, 2001

"Carlin...doesn't disappoint." (Entertainment Weekly)

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Textbook Carlin

Makes you want to bookmark every quote, even though it's deliberately useless. Textbook George Carlin.

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Amazing work

Narrated by George Carlin himself. Great performance. Big time fan of him. A little heads up though: if you have seen some of his performances before, I am afraid you are going to find same jokes. Still funny though.

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The audiobook experience was much better than reading it.

The narration and delivery is much more important than the content itself. This was quite obvious in this book. I found it a little difficult to finish reading the physical copy, but the audiobook was completely different. His manner of presenting the content makes all the difference. Great content and even better performance. Highly recommended for any fan of Carlin’s.

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best one liners I have ever heard!

this is the best book if you love sarcasm, in my opinion George Carlin is the best comic ever

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Hilarious! And thought provoking.

As expected, George Carlin, the master entertainer, entertains and make you think. The beauty of his narrations is that they can be enjoyed even if you have heard the same thing earlier.

Well worth the time spent, and I am sure I will reach for this audio book several times, when I am looking for a good laugh.

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Carlin does it better than your favorite comedian

There is a reason why comedians of this age hold him in such high regard. The profanity, although expected, may come off a bit excessive. Angry, relevant, poignant and insightful. This is one book that you will have to repeat to grab every nuance.

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