Cockadoodledoo

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Cockadoodledoo

Written by: Cathy Waterhouse

Narrated by: Cathy Waterhouse

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Cathy Waterhouse is a farmer and praise be to DNA, a woman. In 2005, aged 38 and in dire financial straits, she spent a year as the world's most disastrously qualified escort, in order to buy a new Hereford bull and reduce the enormous overdraft which her sheep were, in the main, responsible for.

It was a terrifying decision for a country girl whose raunchiest moment was giving the local farmer's son a hand job in his milking parlour.

She's sure there are women out there who bounce out of bed in the morning, happy as an Andrex puppy, overjoyed at the prospect of a day of paid sex with strangers ahead of them. Cathy can safely say she is not an Andrex puppy.

As Cathy discovered, performing lewd acts stark naked with a complete stranger who has just handed you £70 for the privilege, is about as erotically charged as having a smear test.

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