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F*cking History

111 Lessons You Should Have Learned in School

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F*cking History

Written by: The Captain
Narrated by: The Captain
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 History that doesn't suck: Smart, crude, and hilariously relevant to modern life.

Those who don't know history are doomed to repeat it. Too bad it's usually boring as sh*t. Enter The Captain, the ultimate storyteller who brings history to life (and to your life) in this hilarious, intelligent, brutally honest, and crude compendium to events that happened before any of us were born.

The entries in this compulsively readable book bridge past and present with topics like getting ghosted, handling haters, and why dog owners rule (sorry, cat people). Along the way you'll get a glimpse of Edith Wharton's sex life, dating rituals in Ancient Greece, catfishing in 500 BC, medieval flirting techniques, and squad goals from Catherine the Great.

You'll learn why losing yourself in a relationship will make you crazy--like Joanna of Castile, who went from accomplished badass to Joanna the Mad after obsessing over a guy known as Philip the Handsome. You'll discover how Resting Bitch Face has been embraced throughout history (so wear it proudly). And you'll see why it's never a good idea to f*ck with powerful women--from pirate queens to diehard suffragettes to Cleo-f*cking-patra.

People in the past were just like us--so learn from life's losers and emulate the badasses. The Captain shows you how. Love & Romance Performing Arts Relationships
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Kyle Creek, aka The Captain, is a proficient writer. There is no arguing that. Having listened to his audio book, It isn't too surprising to me that he is also a very engaging and expressive reader. The humor is fresh, the punchlines are well delivered and to my surprise, a lot of the history described actually stuck with me a long time after my first listen. The tone is best described as a sailor who's had his share of adventures and is now ready to narrate his tale over a few drinks. The end of which, will leave you wanting more. In this case, more means - more of F**cking History!

Crisp, humorous and Engaging

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I made a mistake buying this book. I wish there was a way for me to reimburse my money. Writers who lack good content and skill only resort to the stupid way of writing that this book is written

What a fuc*ing mess!

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