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Fortunately, the Milk . . .

Written by: Neil Gaiman, Chris Riddell
Narrated by: Neil Gaiman
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Bloomsbury presents Fortunately, the Milk . . . written and read by Neil Gaiman.

From multi-award-winning Neil Gaiman comes a spectacularly silly, mind-bendingly clever, brilliantly bonkers adventure.

Mum's away. Dad's in charge. There's no milk. So Dad saves the day by going to buy some.

Really, that's all that happens. Very boring. YAAAAAAAAAWN.

There are absolutely none of the following inside:

GLOBBY GREEN ALIENS!
INTERGALACTIC POLICE!
PIRATES!
And most definitely NOT a time-travelling hot-air balloon piloted by the brilliant dinosaur scientist Professor Steg...©2013 Neil Gaiman
Action & Adventure Fantasy & Magic Humorous Fiction Literature & Fiction Science Fiction & Fantasy
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Critic Reviews

A self-referential gem ... Both author and illustrator are craftsmen at the top of their game, making it look easy
Funny and inventive ... Neil Gaiman is a phenomenon
A story that is as entertaining for adults as children
Neil Gaiman is the nearest thing children's books have to a rock star: if you enjoy fantasy, he is irresistible
All stars
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loved everything, great short story, it honestly makes you feel like a child again. Quite funny too, honestly made me chuckle a couple of times. Also the ending gives perfect dad energy

made me feel like a child again

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