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I Am Not a Vampire (Anymore)

Written by: Darcy Miller
Narrated by: Jennifer Mccool
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Being a teenager bites—literally. When a classmate develops a thirst for blood, one girl must confront her secret supernatural past before things turn deadly. Sink your teeth into this dark and hilarious YA debut from an award-winning author.

Her past is back for blood.

My goals for senior year were simple:
  • Find a prom dress I don’t hate
  • Spend as much time as possible with my amazing boyfriend Max (and my even more amazing best friend Sarita)
  • Maybe try not to flunk history class

My plans did NOT include:
  • Babysitting a newborn vampire—who also happens to be Max’s annoying (and annoyingly cute) buddy Ezra
  • Fighting off my ex-boyfriend—who did I mention is immortal?
  • And generally worrying about death and blood and mayhem

Turning human was supposed to mean finally getting a second chance at a normal life. But ever since moving to Sunrise Harbor, Florida, nothing has been normal. What’s worse is I actually made friends here. And when my dark past threatens to take it all away, well, being mortal totally sucks.

Award-winning author Darcy Miller makes her YA debut in this wise-cracking and witty entry that brings new blood to your favorite vampire tropes. Contemporary Fantasy Paranormal Romance Science Fiction & Fantasy
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Critic Reviews

"A bustling blend of supernatural adventure and romantic tension keep the stakes high across a quick-moving plot. It’s a frothy, fang-filled romp that will entice vampire fans." —Publishers Weekly

"Action-packed and character-driven, this is an offbeat supernatural vengeance story filled with witty banter by likable, quirky characters." —School Library Journal

"A well-balanced mix of darkness and humor (and plenty of dark humor too) set a breezy pace through this utterly enjoyable take on vampire mythology." —Booklist
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