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Madison's Mess

Written by: Robyn Peterman
Narrated by: Lance Greenfield, C J Bloom
Series: Sea Shenanigans
Length: 5 hrs and 46 mins
Categories: Romance, Paranormal

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Publisher's Summary

What could possibly go wrong when a mermaid and a werewolf are sent on a dangerous mission by the drunken, diaper-wearing God of the Sea? 

Better question. What could possibly go right? 

Madison
Unlike my sisters, I haven’t found my HEA. And I’m looking - hard. But finding a man who wants to blowhole dive in Hawaii on the first date is more difficult than you might imagine. I’ve been forced to settle for a few meaningless orgasms with men who disappear when I suggest fun activities, like scaling 20 stories while blindfolded. 

Look, I know meaningless nookie won’t help me find my happily-ever-after, or even a guy who believes tightrope handstands over the Grand Canyon are fun. But there is someone out there for me so next time I do the horizontal mambo, it’s for keeps. 

May the gods help me. Well, me and whoever I boink next. 

Rick
Being a vegan werewolf has its drawbacks. I’ve been exiled from my pack and even the petting zoo of deer, rabbits, and raccoons I keep safely tucked away from my fellow weres isn’t enough to banish the loneliness I feel. Talking to myself is becoming dangerous. Just two days ago out of stupefying boredom, I made a wager with myself that I could fly. It didn’t end well. 

Thankfully Poseidon is sending me on a mission. Unfortunately, it’s with a crazy Mermaid who has a worse reputation for death-defying recreation than me. 

I have no clue what’s in store, but may the gods help me. Well, me and this swimming hottie, because I’m totally down.

©2019 Robyn Peterman (P)2019 Audible, Inc.

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  • Arin bentley
  • 21-10-19

Another hilarious addition to the series!!

I love all of Robyn Peterman series so I might be a little bias. This was another funny addition to the sea shananagans series. I hope she adds more!!

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  • CrystalS1205
  • 23-09-19

Another fun read

Its a cute, playful and funny series that will have you giggling and wanting to say swimming hooker out loud just for the fun of it.

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  • Kim @AudioLoversBlog
  • 31-08-19

Awe a match made in insanity :)

Madison is an interesting gal! Always ready to get into something. Always ready to stir things up. Always up for a challenge. Here comes Poseidon ready to help muddy the waters and make her life a bit more, um, amazing.
Rick is, well, more mature than the rest of the guys in the stories. He’s not as immature but still he’s twice as ridiculous in his stunts. So, yay. He’s still an idiot.
The thing that is common in all these books is stupid lines and comments. This doesn’t bother me because I guess I’m still goofy enough to deal with it but if you are like “oh my gosh, say wang one more time and I’m going to freak out” then probably not your cup of tea. But if you can handle super immature characters 90% of the time that sound ridiculous in all they do then yay! Read up!
They are basically sent on a mission by Poseidon and I’m pretty sure that he just set then up in every way possible to go absolutely insane.
Lance Greenfield and CJ Bloom show some amazing talent in here and I love listening to them!
So- wrapping up.
Sexy times- not memorable. Mild at best.
Immature jokes- to insanity and beyond.
Sweet and cute twist- awe to the highest power.

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  • SCambra
  • 23-08-19

LOVED

I loved reading this book, but hearing it was even better! Wacky and warped that’ll keep you laughing!

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  • Jenn Johnson
  • 30-07-19

So Very Good!!!

I have yet to find a book that I don't love from this author, she knows how to write a fantastic and very funny story. I loved Madison's story, she is a mermaid looking for a life living on the edge and thankfully she finds someone who enjoys living this kind of life as well. The narrator does a terrific job of giving each character life and in helping the book read smoothly. The many hijinks Madison and Rick get up to are crazy and hilarious. if you love a great paranormal romance with some sexy, some mystery and lots of laughs don't pass up this book.

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  • Adrienne W
  • 09-07-19

Funny hot and captivating

Loved hearing Madison and Ricks story come to life in audible. Be ready for shenanigans, full out laughter, and to fall in love with an “alien” baby in this story.

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  • Reesa Real
  • 01-07-19

Perfect Summer Read

Another great story in the mermaid series. Like all of Ms. Peterman's works this book will have you in stitches and hungry for more.
Very original story line as well as cuss words. Always makes me smile while I shake my head.

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  • Michelle Eriksen
  • 30-06-19

Madison't Mess

Madison is a little bit of a wild one and the risks she takes would have a normal person shaking in their boots just at the thought. Fortunately for her she is set up to go on a mission with a man who is her perfect match in so many ways.

A mermaid and a werewolf, who would have thought this would work, but I loved this story. It is filled with Ms. Peterman's unique sense of humor in droves and had me giggling with some of the antics. The characters and craziness just seem to work together to make this a very fun and enjoyable story.

Listening to the audio of this book brings the characters to life, just sit back and relax while these wonderful narrators entertain you.