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Here's a bittersweet story about the perils and pleasures of pounds and pennies. It will make you laugh and cry.

Two bothers, Damian and Anthony, are unwittingly caught up in a train robbery during Britain's countdown to join the Euro. Suddenly finding themselves with a vast amount of cash, the boys have just one glorious, appalling dilemma - how to spend it in the few days before it becomes worthless. Torn between the vices of buying a million pizzas and the virtues of ending world poverty, the boys soon discover that being rich is a mug's game. For not only is the clock ticking - the bungling bank robbers are closing in.

Pizzas or World Peace, what would you choose?

©2004 Frank Cottrell Boyce (P)2004 Macmillan Digital Audio

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  • alfa8492
  • 15-01-17

Brilliant

I liked this book a lot. The story is full of hilarious situations. The voice of the narrator is superb. I recomend this book to all ages

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  • hrb
  • 24-05-15

Guaranteed laughs

Just finished listening to this on a long, cross country journey with my children (aged 11 and 9). A great story that had us laughing for beginning to end. Beautifully written and Stephen Thompkinson really brings it to life.

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  • JaneR
  • 13-12-17

My favourite book!

This is my favourite ever book, and the performance was great, and so was the story!

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  • Mr Graeme W Robson
  • 05-04-16

Millions

I really enjoyed listening to this audible. It was funny and very amusing. I definitely recommend it to everyone

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  • Vivien
  • 24-03-16

Rich!

The story has something for everyone. My boys, aged 8 and 10, laughed at the funny bits, and were gripped throughout. A thoroughly entertaining, touching clever story. highly recommend it

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  • D J Ray
  • 09-05-17

Love it

Lol this is the best book ever lol lol lol lol lol lol bye I'm

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  • anna fawkes
  • 06-09-16

The money mad stuff

This so scary outing a psycho in the story but it was so scary but all so I lov the book and just saying my strongest Pokemon is a vaporeon 880cp beat that sucker oh snap #worst in my class at it

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  • Anonymous User
  • 09-01-19

It was great!!!!

I thought this was such a great book! I love it how it's got a lot of saints in it. I thought the glass eyed man was a bit mean and scary 😒. I think the story was such a good idea 💡! It's so cliff hanging and it's very dramatic and scary(which I liked about the book 📚). I also loved how it includes money 💰, unlike any other story's.
- Molly (10 years old)

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  • Amazon Customer
  • 25-11-17

I love it

I love Stephen Tompkinson so much and so does my mummy she ones said !

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  • jo
  • 10-07-17

Amazing

It's a great story its via mix of funny and humorous I loved it very much

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  • P. Donovan
  • 18-06-17

A superb parable, beautifully read.

This is a beautifully read reflection on saints and... money. Full of humour and wisdom, this is a tale to be treasured. The narration is excellent.

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