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No-One Ever Has Sex on Holiday

Written by: Tracy Bloom
Narrated by: Julia Barrie
Length: 6 hrs and 47 mins

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Get ready to enjoy your first holiday abroad with small children. Highlights include: being woken at five every morning and working a gruelling day in unbearable heat chasing kids around the pool with a bottle of sunscreen. Added features: screaming during mealtimes and toddlers moaning about sand. Absolutely no sex guaranteed or your money back! 

Katy and Ben and their four closest friends are going to Spain for a week with their kids. Sun, sex and sangria? Almost certainly not.

The couples think they are prepared for all the joys and trials a family holiday has to offer but they have a shock coming, and not only from the kids. Into their first day by the pool crashes Ollie, who has just been dumped by his girlfriend, and Cassie, on her hen party holiday but having serious doubts about her impending marriage. A recipe for a relaxing week abroad? Let’s wait and see....

From the number one best-selling author of No-one Ever Has Sex on a Tuesday, this is the perfect book to listen to on the beach - either with or without small children. Perfect for fans of Nick Spalding, Marian Keyes and Gill Sims.

©2019 Tracy Bloom (P)2019 W. F. Howes Ltd
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  • 08-10-19

A Great Listen

I don't often write reviews, however I have followed Tracy Bloom and the 'No-One Ever Has Sex' series over the last couple of years and found them a great listen, specially the way that Julia Barrie brings the characters to life. I was disappointed with the previous book No-One Has Sex at a Wedding as I felt that the author had lost her way, however Tracy has redeemed herself with No-One has Sex on Holiday... looking forward to the next in the series.....