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Leland 

Is a nice little wedding with Blow-up Randy and Jackson My Love too much to ask for? Clearly, because someone’s trying to kill one of us...again. Generally, this would be my thing and I would jump right in singing my murder song, but they want Jackson dead and I will do anything (and I mean anything) to keep him alive - including and not limited to: 10 Dobermans, bulletproof glass, and dragging Cassel in with the promise of more Jerebear. These people have no idea what they’ve done targeting the man I love because I’m coming after them. But when it feels like everything might be lost, I start to understand that I have a family now who will stand by my side and do everything they can to make sure we end this on our terms. 

Jackson 

When someone attacks me, it’s clear they want something from me. The issue is that I have no idea who they are or what they’re after. And if I don’t figure it out soon, I’m afraid Leland is going to smother me with his overprotectiveness (or put me in a bubble at the top of a tower). The issue is that time is ticking and with the price tag on my head, there’s no telling who is coming for me or when. Together, Leland and I have to decipher who is telling the truth in this game of life or death because I have plans to marry the man of my dreams, and no one is going to stop me - especially with Leland by my side. 

This book contains humor, action, romance, bad behavior on a golf course, sort of abducting a child who lacks kung fu power, enough car chases and shooting to make even Leland happy, and spontaneous singing.

©2020 Alice Winters (P)2021 Alice Winters

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  • Rebecca Azizov
  • 30-01-21

wow!!!!!

I will not spoil this book , I will not spoil this book!!!!! I will write a good review without spoiling the book!!!!
Let's do this ****
P.s!!!!!! If you hadn't listen to the first two books go the F away, and do it already!!!! What are you still doing here?! Are you still here?! Go away I told you

It's review time 🎧

Warning ⚠️: 3rd book in a series, not a standalone, comedy, mm romance, action, guns, a sweet kid, 10 dogs (well 11) and much much more!

Narrator score🎧 ; well I really don't know what else to say about this talent, really I don't Michael Ferraiuolo is so talented it just hurts from laughter, really I can't feel my cheeks anymore!!!!! Omg he is responsible for elongating my life and making me feel better. Just thank you for that.

Level of steam🔥: well 🤣🤣🤣 how can I say it.... you had some edible underwears, and some very funny *** time. So yeah. It was kinda hot. But as always one of the biggest talents of this incredible author is that she doesn't need to write steam to make you want to read it. It just is, and it's wonderful and snarky.

Level of anxiety and sadness0😱😢: well though its a full on comedy, it is full with humans and I'll explain. Sometimes when you read a comedy you forget to write something serious, but she didn't as an author she made us love Leland and Jackson. They aren't those perfect or stupid sitcom characters, they are human and she even made me to tear up. The book is that good.

The book itself📖: well ,we are here! that book, that whole series, is just a big Wow! because who knew that you can fall in love with a character from the one side, but you never want to meet this character in real life, because omg!!!!
So yeah that is Leland, you love him, you love his snark, his humor, his craziness, you can't dislike him, but now and then you are reminded that he is dangerous as all hell! And the combo is just brilliant.
I really think that Alice winters is an incredible artist, I can't call her just an author, because she's much more. She'll tell you a story that could easily pass as an horror movie and tell it as a full on comedy. Its a great talent she possesses.
And Jackson let's talk about him , he is more "perfect" than Leland but then we discovered that he isn't from book one we see this accomplished man who isn't in a good place with his family, and sure we all get it in the glamorous dress of humor, but we do feel what he is going through and I love it. Every single moment of this book and series as a whole is magic.

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  • Roger
  • 05-03-21

Interesting then LOL

It reminds me of Terry Pratchett, a bit or perhaps A Lee Martinez, maybe a lesser Wodehouse. Just a story without angst, breezy without being insipid, clever at times, made me laugh out loud several times. A guy is in a ridiculous situation. It is the kind of popcorn story I like but is very hard to do. The three authors mentioned are the only ones I know. I really want to read another by this author. This is a book I can listen to again in 2 or 3 years & just enjoy. That’s what I meant by a popcorn book. It isn’t bleak or dystopian. The characters aren’t humiliated or abused. There isn’t heart pounding action & non-stop plot twists. There are no pools of blood or unsub serial killers. It is likeable. It must have depth or something I have no word for because it isn’t boring. Just a bit of entertainment.

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  • Topher Smith
  • 09-05-21

loved it

this is an awesome book series. i loved it. this is a book series that you must read or listen to.

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  • Nalla Jodi
  • 31-01-21

Once again Fabulous

Winters never misses with these characters. I don’t know if I want to be Leland or be his friend. He has to be my most favorite book character I’ve ever read about. And that says alot since I’ve read/listened to alot of books. Huge credit to Michael! Throughout this series I’ve laughed so much but this book is a masterpiece; many times I laughed s so hard I almost peed myself (ie, golf cart scene) and this is while I was driving. Well done y’all!!

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  • Blue Snowflake
  • 24-08-21

Exciting adventure

From the first book to the last it is an exciting adventure. So many laughs and a few tears. The story was captivating and the narrator was perfect. I want to listen to more of their books. I can’t wait for Cassel’s story to be available on audible.

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  • H. Spanarella
  • 21-08-21

Hilarious!

Sigh! I just loved the final book of Jackson and Leland’s story! There were so many great laughs, great action, and of course the drama (because of course there was drama, Leland was there)! Michael Ferraiuolo did a fantastic job bringing this next stage of their story to life. He did a phenomenal job with all the voices and keeping me engaged throughout. I may have laughed the most through this book! For those of you have read the series so far (and if you haven’t, STOP and go back to book one), and enjoyed the retelling of the fence story over the series you’re going to love its role in this book! I laughed out loud through parts of its role! And Randy! Leland was his wonderful over the top self that kept me laughing and enjoying the story throughout. Jackson is such a wonderful partner with find the joy in Leland’s antics. I really enjoyed the way Jackson and Leland’s relationship continued to develop through the book. As always I’ve loved the supporting cast of characters that help make these stories what they are: Henry, Ava, Cassel and Jeremy. I know this is a series that I will listen to again and again!

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  • Eohlone
  • 13-08-21

As good as the first

Supremely satisfying watching Leland adult without losing his boyhood charm. The fence becomes almost too much, but I think I'm desensitizing to it now, especially since it's a landmark now. Ferriaiuolo is amazing.

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  • suedog
  • 12-08-21

Great Series

I absolutely love Leland and Jackson. Such a cute couple. These books are so funny and sweet at the same time. So many Laugh out loud moments you cannot help but love it. Definitely will be a more than one time listen

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  • LauraSt
  • 11-08-21

Cute

Leland and Jackson get their happily ever after! But it wouldn’t be them if they didn’t have to solve crimes and have Leland stock up on guns. This was funny and even a little sweet.

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  • c. church
  • 30-07-21

Another fantastic adventure!

Loved it! Loved the humor, the adventure and the love these characters have for one another. The voice performance is flawless, as always. Mr. Ferraiuolo brings the characters to life and it is wonderfully fun and amazing, bringing me right into the story. Fantastic! One of my favorites.

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  • Aussiebumwearer
  • 10-02-21

Amazing Writing! 😍😁👍👍


As expected, this book is as amazing as the previous two audiobooks.

Great storyline and with usual snark, sass and humour you’d expect from Alice Winters 😂😁

Michael Ferraiuolo as always, delivers an outstanding performance 😊

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  • Kindle Customer
  • 22-07-21

Entertaining

Not quite as good as the first two - suffers from an extraneous child character. Still worth listening to.

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  • Tatyana
  • 11-06-21

Funny, witty, just like the first two books

Highly recommend this series. start with the first one, of course. great narration as well.

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  • Jacquie
  • 15-05-21

Perfect Leland

Michael Ferraiuolo narrates Leland perfectly, capturing the sweet side of him. These books are just hilarious and the audio adds depth

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  • Kelly
  • 08-09-21

This narrator is absolutely perfect for Leland

The Hitman's Guide to Tying the Knot Without Getting Shot was exactly what I was expecting - fun, OTT, a little silly at times but always enjoyable to read.

Leland is his normal sarcastic, hilarious self throughout the 3rd instalment in the Hitman's Guide series. His OTT protectiveness of Jackson kicks into high gear when someone attempts to kill Jackson. Leland is determined to protect Jackson by whatever means possible, which of course involves Dobermans, car chases, many guns, dragging in Cassel and Henry to help. LOL - poor Jackson, Leland is a little unreasonable when it comes to protecting his love.

Michael Ferraiuolo is absolutely hilarious as Leland - his performance of this character made me smile so many times.

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  • Wide Eyes, Big Ears!
  • 24-05-21

This series gets better and better!

Someone seems determined to take Jackson’s laptop and don’t mind shooting him to do it. Leland will do anything to keep him safe and that, of course, means ANYTHING. With ten dobermans, multiple assassins, THE fence, and wedding bells, this story has even more going on than usual. There’s plenty of laughs over Leland’s brand of crazy, as well as some touching moments. I just relistened to the first two books and I think they get better and better over the series - especially when Leland finally got a little of what he dishes out to Jackson all the time! Michael Ferraioulo has made these two characters his own and his comedic delivery and distinct voices for all major characters are impressive.