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The Politically Incorrect Guide to the British Empire

Written by: H. W. Crocker
Narrated by: Ray Porter
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Nothing offends liberals and leftists more than Western imperialism—it is racism, sexism, and chauvinism all in one. And of course the epitome of Western imperialism is the British Empire, the biggest empire the world has ever known, covering at its height a quarter of the globe's surface and ruling a quarter of the world's population.

In The Politically Incorrect Guide to the British Empire, bestselling author H. W. Crocker III exposes—in brawling, rambunctious style—how the British Empire was actually one of the greatest establishers and defenders of freedom in history.

In this new PI Guide listeners will discover:

–How, far from being anti-imperialists, America's colonists were more British than the British—demanding their rights as Englishmen and envisioning a continent-wide empire (a word the Founders used with approval)

–How Gandhi praised the British Empire for what it had done for India

–How the British Empire handled today's troubled hot spots—like Africa, Afghanistan, Iraq, Iran, and Pakistan

–What the world would be like if the British Empire were still governing a quarter of the globe—hint: everyone would be a lot better off

So strap on your pith helmet for a rollicking ride through some of history's most colorful events. The Politically Incorrect Guide to the British Empire provides a panoramic and provocative view of four hundred years of history that will delight and amuse, educate and entertain.

©2011 H. W. Crocker III (P)2011 Blackstone Audio, Inc.
Europe Great Britain Political Science Politics & Government World
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Critic Reviews

“A one-stop shop for telling us all we should have learned about that empire and precisely how much we owe it.”

(David Limbaugh, New York Times bestselling author)

“As someone who grew up in India, I often hear people ask, ‘What have the British done for us?’ Until I read this book, I didn’t have the full answer. And here is Crocker’s answer: ‘Apart from roads, railways, ports, schools, a parliamentary system of government, rights, separation of powers, checks and balances, the rule of law, and the English language…nothing!’”

(Dinesh D’Souza, New York Times bestselling author)

“The Politically Incorrect Guide to the British Empire offers a cautionary tale for Americans who don’t believe the sun could ever set on our great land. Even the grandest nations collapse when a people no longer believes in itself or its mission. Harry Crocker’s book is a jolly good read for Anglophiles and history buffs in general.”

(Brett M. Decker, editorial page editor of the Washington Times)

“H. W. Crocker’s Politically Incorrect Guide to the British Empire is a vivid, wide-ranging, and persuasive defense of an empire that spread freedom, democracy, and the rule of law…and a testimony to those old virtues—grit, leadership, and the stiff upper lip—which were taught to British children of my generation, and which are being air-brushed from history by the cult of political correctness. This brave and persuasive book deserves to be read in all courses of school history: it tells an inspiring story in an inspiring way.”

(Professor Roger Scruton, philosopher and author)
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This is a semi factual and highly biased view of the jolly old British Empire. Filled with anecdotes and privilege that led to the rise, fall and eventual complete failure of the British Empire. Packed with swashbuckling adventures of a vastly superior British manly stock as they romped around the world full of grit and daring do. It reads like the Beano , an English schoolboys comic, filled with tall tales of vastly outnumbered heroes whose bravery and ingenuity carry the day, save the damsels and the put the heathen to the sword, all in the name of God and Empire. Its thoroughly enjoyable. It is not intended for adult listeners, so skips the dark sides, like dismissing the large numbers of famines that accompanied the hero's on their quest to banish slavery and load up with booty. It skims the lob-sided justice system that was based on a double standard (British and the others). It avoids the seemingly un-British "criminal tribes act" which doomed many to indentured servitude based on birth. Such trifles may ruin a good story. Its Victorian sensibilities bypass Mountbatten's fondness for young boys, while totally skipping Turing who saved England by cracking the Nazi code, because he was decidedly not a "manly man".
In the end, all is lost, but the fantasy that without subjugation by the glorious Empire, the world would be a much duller place today. The Dutch who ended up as the wealthiest people on the planet through clever investment of their colonial loot, are also omitted at the end of the tale.
Its a lot of fun, but not to be taken seriously.

A fantastical romp through an idealized Empire

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