Episodes

  • Ep 15 -- How much sleep do you really need to play the Jaguars?
    Oct 20 2026

    (00:00) Intro
    (02:00) Cowboys STINK
    (05:58) NFC East Sucks
    (08:22) Jalen Hurts
    (15:53) Breaking News
    (16:24) Kristian’s financial corner
    (23:30) College Football
    (33:06) Thicker Kicker
    (34:27) Will Reichard vs Brandon Aubrey

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    48 mins
  • Ep 14 -- Can the entire season be College Football Playoffs?
    Oct 17 2026

    (00:00) We got stuff going on
    (02:00) Election corner
    (07:04) Capitalism and College Football Playoffs
    (14:30) Winston Salem spray painting the field
    (17:08) Do you like thicker kickers?
    (19:36) Kristaps Porzingis doesn’t have HIV or Aids
    (21:20) Slowest Penalty Kick
    (22:42) Preview NFL for 1 min 23 seconds
    (25:20) Name Game
    (36:18) Kristian’s hate list update

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    44 mins
  • Ep 13 -- NFC East(ern) Standard Time
    Oct 13 2026

    In this episode, Amir and Kristian break down the god awful NFC east that somehow didn’t get a win even though 2 of its teams were playing each other. They discuss the terrible Eagles clock management, Vikings remaining undefeated and their offense showing signs of life, Commanders snatching a tie from the jaws of victory, Browns Jets stuperbowl (Jets should’ve let them win it), Cowboys being stinky, and Texans no longer being defeated.They also talk about Marvin Harrison Jr. and ask how soon will it be before the NFL trades a player in the same year they draft them. Then they talk about college football, heartbreaking Nebraska loss, Oregon unranked now, Texas and OU’s great game, and LSU and Bama losing.Kristian doesn’t think the rankings make and sense so he’s coming up with his own

    (00:00) NFC East has no clock
    (01:50) Jags vs Eagles
    (08:43) Commanders vs Giants
    (13:34) Vikings stay undefeated
    (18:53) Packers vs Bears
    (22:18) Browns vs Jets
    (29:55) Bucs vs Cowboys
    (32:05) Texans no longer defeated
    (33:52) Marvin Harrison Jr. Traded
    (38:50) Sean Payton play calling
    (40:35) College Football -- Nebraska vs Indiana
    (48:24) Other big games
    (54:56) Kristian wants to apply to rank teams
    (56:55) Kristian’s rankings
    (58:10) Did NDSU win?

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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • Ep 12 -- Ep 12 -- Middle School Football Recap from 2007
    Oct 8 2026

    In this Episode Kristian and Amir start out by talking about OBJ and how the Vikings deal with too many Js. Then they discuss NFL getting soft by giving back all the fine money for beer celebrations. They mention the referees getting suspended for their heinous acts, and then dive deep into NFL referees and talk way too long about their secondary careers. Then they start talking about week 5 NFL, while getting sidetracked and discussing their own illustrious football careers in Middle School.They discuss some of the big matchups of college football this weekend, including Nebraska trying to stay undefeated. They transition into their name game next, followed by giving updates on the Ameers and Kristian Fulton.(00:00) OBJ for JJ
    (05:25) Juice is good, beer is bad
    (09:00) Referees suspended
    (15:10) What side jobs to refs have?
    (23:45) NFL Preview
    (25:20) Cowboys vs Bucs
    (29:00) Titans vs Texans
    (34:25) Kristian’s 7th grade team recap
    (35:50) Amir’s 8th grade team recap
    (42:10) How many kids does Robert Saleh have?
    (45:18) Seahawks vs 49ers
    (46:00) Vikings vs Saints
    (48:50) College Football
    (57:35) Name Game
    (01:06:25) Ameer Speed and Ameer Abdullah
    (01:09:05) Kristian Fulton
    (01:12:30) Someone hates Sean Payton as much as Kristian

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    1 hr and 16 mins
  • Ep 11 -- DVD Lamb
    Oct 5 2026

    In this episode, Amir and Kristian continue to be non-believers about their team, even though they Kristian is undefeated since the start of the Podcast. They discuss the Vikings TD-less win, DVD Lamb’s huge game against the Texans, Eagles sucking, and Kristian’s 2 decade long hatred for Sean Payton.Then they discuss the headlines for Sunday. They talk about the Chiefs being all the way back and how teams STILL haven’t learned to beat Mahomes, Jalon Daniels having a rough day, Jags and Bengals are the same team, and how come Case Keenum didn’t play?Amir updates his stinkies of the week, highlighting FU referees and the Chargers. They then discuss college football, Nebraska’s still undefeated, weekly segment of did NDSU win?, and possible FatheadThey wrap up with introducing Kristian’s hate list.

    (00:00) Vikings win again
    (07:09) Cowboys win
    (14:22) How far is the closest away game?
    (18:08) Eagles STINK
    (19:45) Broncos vs 49ers
    (21:14) Chiefs are mega back
    (24:39) Jalon Daniels hadn't studied all the materials
    (28:11) Jags and Bengals are the same team
    (29:35) How big is Jacksonville?
    (31:37) Where was Case Keenum?
    (32:29) Stinkies
    (33:00) Angry Referees
    (38:22) College Football
    (40:10) did North Dakota State win?
    (41:08) Nebraska is undefeated
    (44:37) Kristian's hate list

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    50 mins
  • Ep 10 -- Let's talk women
    Oct 1 2026

    In this episode, Kristian and Amir celebrate their 10th episode by talking about ANOTHER Vikings QB being successful after leaving Minnesota (Case Keenum). Then they dive into their expert topic, Women, discussing whether pointing and moving forward is illegal. Then they discuss other newsworthy topics, JJ McCarthy trade, Pope writing a letter to the White Sox, KU QB Jaylon Daniels starting in the NFL, and OBJ not working. They give an update on ACLs being torn and babies being born in the NFL. Then they preview the Pats vs Bills (hope the Pats get buried), Chiefs vs Raiders (hope the Raiders stay undefeated), Steelers vs Browns (hope nothing in particular), and Jaguars vs Bengals (hope Kristian had Joe Burrow’s face and Trevor Lawrence’s hair). Then they talk college football, major in state rivalry McNeese State vs LSU, Iowa disrespect vs Ohio State, Miami vs Clemson, and Miss St. vs Bama. Then they play their name game, updating the score from last week’s Nicks vs Lukes and picking this week’s names. They finish by updating Ameer Speed, Ameer Abdullah, and Kristian Fulton.

    (00:00) 10th Episode!!!!
    (1:45) Case Keenum
    (5:58) Let's talk women
    (14:00) JJ McCarthy
    (18:25) Baseball playoffs
    (24:18) Pope's blessings
    (26:24) KU QB Jaylon Daniels
    (29:28) OBJ cut (He wasn't working)
    (32:20) Babies born and ACLs torn
    (34:17) Vikings
    (35:38) Cowboys
    (36:32) Pats vs Bills
    (38:38) Chiefs vs Raiders
    (40:05) Steelers vs Browns
    (41:52) Bengals vs Jaguars
    (45:00) College Football
    (52:33) Name Game
    (01:04:15) Kristian Fulton
    (01:07:00) Ameer Speed
    (01:09:38) Ameer Abdullah

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    1 hr and 16 mins
  • Ep 9 -- Football in Brazil has never mattered
    Sep 28 2026

    Amir and Kristian dive into NFL week 3, where Amir talks about his sad sack of a team making questionable game management decisions for the 25th year in a row. Then Kristian talks about his Vikings, reiterating that he DOESN’T believe, that he’s seen this far too many times, and that they need to win like 100 more games to wash away years of Sadness and misery. Amir also breaks down the Packers Bengals game, apologizing for his Aaron Rodgers take, effective 1 WEEK ONLY.Then they discuss the headlines of the week, including a big Washington upset, Browns being above .500, Raiders being undefeated, and the Chargers being a sad team (the fans deserve it because they have good weather).Amir introduces his new segment, stinkies of the week, which he’ll update every Sunday, adding, removing, and giving one week notices for players, coaches, and teams being stinky.Then they talk about College Football. Kristian’s Cornhuskers are 4-0. Iowa defeated Michigan, Texas and Tennessee had too much orange, and Lincoln Riley should be fired soon if they want any chance of making Kristian’s prediction of Riley fired, USC making the playoffs come true.

    (00:00) Cowboys are always AVERAGE
    (12:55) Vikings are 3-0!!
    (20:47) Steelers vs Bengals
    (21:12) Aaron Rodgers Apologies for ONE WEEK
    (23:00) Packers vs Falcons
    (24:37) Washington upset
    (25:00) Browns are above .500
    (27:04) Raider are 3-0!!
    (30:37) Chargers are still bad
    (31:59) STINKY of the week
    (42:13) College Football
    (43:37) Why isn't Nebraska ranked
    (44:58) What happened to NDSU
    (46:02) Lincoln Riley fired + USC playoffs
    (47:59) Texas vs Tennessee

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    52 mins
  • Ep 8 – two gay guys talking sports
    Sep 24 2026

    In this episode of 99% Sports, Amir and Kristian dive into why Adam Schefter should be tried for the way he reported the Jaxson Dart news. They DO NOT comment on the Colts’ owner patrolling the sidelines and taking notes because their podcast is too weak to take that much risk right now. They preview a few upcoming games, and Amir doubles down on Aaron Rodgers being stinky. They introduce a 'Hate List' for players and coaches Kristian hates, which is a long and ever expanding list. The conversation shifts to college football, highlighting key matchups and teams to watch, before concluding with a fun name game where they draft players with the same first names. They then update players in the NFL with the names Ameer and Kristian. And they finish off by reading their favorite comment of the week.(00:00) Intro -- Adam Schefter should be tried for Jaxson Dart News(05:59) Am I a bad guy?(10:08) NO COMMENT on Colts' owner(12:59) Previewing Upcoming Games(15:27) Steelers vs Bengals(16:40) Aaron Rodgers stinks(21:27) Broncos vs Rams(22:54) Kristian's Hate List(24:05) Can Aaron Donald retire again?(25:00) Raiders vs Saints(28:42) Chargers vs Bills(32:00) Cleanup(33:02) College Football(35:51) Name Draft Game(47:17) Kristian Fulton(50:15) Ameer Speed(51:40) Ameer Abdullah(52:49) two gay guys talking sports

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    56 mins