Rob is in the driver’s seat this week, and he’s brought Mark along for the ride to help navigate the total gridlock of creative writing that is this episode. Together, they’re attempting to decipher the bizarre detours, narrative pile-ups, and break down the wreckage to try and figure out just who in the hell is driving the plot of this movie.

ABOUT THE AV CLUB 69 PODCAST

Welcome to AV Club 69, the comedy film review podcast hosted by Rob and Mark. Each episode, we take on cult classics, sci-fi oddities, and B-movie madness, attempting to guess the plot and break down truly chaotic screenwriting. If you love bad movie reviews, hilarious film breakdowns, and deep dives into weird cinema, make sure to subscribe and leave us a review!

DISCLAIMER

This podcast episode may contain short audio clips from copyrighted motion pictures. These clips are included for the specific purposes of criticism, commentary, and review. All audio, dialogue, and imagery used herein remain the property of their respective copyright holders. AV Club 69 does not claim ownership of these materials, and they are used under the principles of "Fair Use" as defined by Section 107 of the U.S. Copyright Act.

Featured Movie:

• Title: The Transporter (2002)
• Director: Louis Leterrier and Corey Yuen
• Distributor: 20th Century Fox

Dig out your dial-up modems and dust off the floppy disks. This week, Rob boots up, logs in, and downloads the absolute madness of a movie that is Virtuosity. Can he successfully patch the logic errors in this digital disaster, or will this virus fuelled vituperation of a film cause his brain to blue-screen?

ABOUT THE AV CLUB 69 PODCAST

Welcome to AV Club 69, the comedy film review podcast hosted by Rob and Mark. Each episode, we take on cult classics, sci-fi oddities, and B-movie madness, attempting to guess the plot and break down truly chaotic screenwriting. If you love bad movie reviews, hilarious film breakdowns, and deep dives into weird cinema, make sure to subscribe and leave us a review!

DISCLAIMER

This podcast episode may contain short audio clips from copyrighted motion pictures. These clips are included for the specific purposes of criticism, commentary, and review. All audio, dialogue, and imagery used herein remain the property of their respective copyright holders. AV Club 69 does not claim ownership of these materials, and they are used under the principles of "Fair Use" as defined by Section 107 of the U.S. Copyright Act.

Featured Movie:

• Title: Virtuosity (1995)
• Director: Brett Leonard
• Distributor: Paramount Pictures

Grab your tactical gear, lock and load the Kalashnikov with clichés, and get ready to rappel down into cavernous plot holes as this week, Mark attempts to dodge cinematic shrapnel in this high-octane dumpster fire. Can he extract the target of sense and reason and find out what the producers were thinking? Or will his sanity get left KIA?

ABOUT THE AV CLUB 69 PODCAST

Welcome to AV Club 69, the comedy film review podcast hosted by Rob and Mark. Each episode, we take on cult classics, sci-fi oddities, and B-movie madness, attempting to guess the plot and break down truly chaotic screenwriting. If you love bad movie reviews, hilarious film breakdowns, and deep dives into weird cinema, make sure to subscribe and leave us a review!

DISCLAIMER

This podcast episode may contain short audio clips from copyrighted motion pictures. These clips are included for the specific purposes of criticism, commentary, and review. All audio, dialogue, and imagery used herein remain the property of their respective copyright holders. AV Club 69 does not claim ownership of these materials, and they are used under the principles of "Fair Use" as defined by Section 107 of the U.S. Copyright Act.

Featured Movie:

• Title: Mercenary for Justice (2006)
• Director: Don E. FauntLeRoy
• Distributor: Millennium Films