"How can you shoot a guy taking a dump? I mean, seriously, that's sacred"

Episode 124 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2008 Korean insulting, double crossing, cop snitching classic Street Kings. Ryan and Mark talk about how overrated cake is, the Superbowl and whether Keanu belongs on the Mount Rushmore of action stars.

Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.

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You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -

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"It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again"

Episode 123 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1991 liver eating, jizz flinging, Buffalo Billing classic The Silence Of The Lambs. Ryan and Mark talk about Epstein island photographers, sleeping in an airport and why this film makes Jodie Foster out to be the sexiest woman alive.

Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.

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You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -

Mark Links

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"You can't handle the truth"

Episode 122 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1992 Code Red-ing, softball bat thinking, Guantanamo Bay-ing, classic A Few Good Men. Ryan and Mark talk about smelling your clothes, Netflix almost broadcasting a snuff film and whether murdering a Marine is ever okay.

Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.

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Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.

The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :

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You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -

Mark Links

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"P-A-R-T-Y? Cos I GOTTA"

Episode 121 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1994 red dress smouldering, wolf whistling, Cuban Pete-ing classic The Mask. Ryan and Mark talk about how pathetic Andrew Tate is, getting a hair in your mouth and why The Mask is the villain of this film.

Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.

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Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.

The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :

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You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -

Mark Links

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"I steer a little bit, but the reindeer do most of the work"

Episode 120 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2022 Santa vomiting, hammer wielding, chimney disembowling classic Violent Night. Ryan and Mark discuss Cullen's Dad committing crimes, the worst possible death imagineable and why Santa has a bigger kill count than most movie characters.

Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.

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Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.

The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :

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You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -

Mark Links

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Here you go Cuts. The best of all the episodes so far. Our funniest clips so far as chosen by our wonderful patreons.

Apologies for our absence. This is due to circumstance massively out-with our control. All will be explained.

Mark and Ryan will be back next week with the last of your Christmas specials VIOLENT NIGHT and a patreon only episode where we tackle the classic BONE ALONE.

"Merry Christmas. Shitter was full"

Episode 119 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1989 tree felling, sled crashing, cat frying classic National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. Ryan and Mark discuss Mick McCarthy, why some kids shouldn't get Christmas presents and how Clark W Griswold is the horniest movie Dad.

Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.

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Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.

The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :

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You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -

Mark Links

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Ryan Links

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"PUT THE COOKIE DOWN, NOW"

Episode 118 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1996 neighbour shagging, reindeer lamping, Turbomanning classic Jingle All The Way. Ryan and Mark discuss Christmas gigs, the World Cup draw and how this film has the most inappropriate character in any Christmas film.

Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.

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Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.

The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :

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You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -

Mark Links

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Ryan Links

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