Episodes

  • Bourbon, Swanky Dinners and Vampires
    Oct 24 2026

    In a nod to Halloween, Jon and Alexander talk around a few spooky and grisly subjects in this slightly extended episode, but not before popping open a bottle of Jack Daniels and catching up with their latest exploits. Jon has a bulging set of shelves and is now in selling mode, while Alexander is looking forward to a rest after a gruelling month of auctions, the SOFAA dinner (not to be confused with a sofa dinner) evening previews and weekend filming. Warming to murkier themes, they talk cursed sideboards, the exacting art of the hangman, and the Victorian's odd obsession with vampires.


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    Music credit

    Alchemists Tower - Strings by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 licence. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

    Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100632

    Artist: http://incompetech.com/

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    1 hr and 9 mins
  • Guns N' Noodles
    Sep 13 2026
    In this episode, Jon and Alexander tackle some juicy antiques issues but (spoiler alert) utterly fail to get around to the main topic as promised - values and valuations. Well, maybe next time. But they do, however, alight on the use and misuse of A.I. in the antiques world, the thorny issue of postage and packing, lose the plot with a seemingly cryptic email and then go on to talk about paintings, toys, drums and guns. As well as noodles.

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    1 hr and 1 min
  • Bikinis and Curry Sauce
    Aug 2 2026

    What has Jon swapped out his faithful VW Transporter for? Who are SOFAA and do they have anything to do with couches? Who would pay £1,200,000 for a packet of curry sauce? These questions and more may or may not be satisfactorily answered in this episode as your antiques-addicted hosts ramble through a range of topics and play a few games along the way. Clearly Jon's tolerance of Alexander's love of puns is wearing thin, but he perks up significantly at the sight of bikini-clad maidens posing either side of a ludicrously expensive and historically questionable piece of furniture. What the heck-fire is going on? You'll have to listen and find out.


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    1 hr and 4 mins
  • Losing Your Marbles in Beverley
    Jun 14 2026

    This episode is driven by listener emails, taking Alexander and Jon on a ramble through the issues of 'antiques flight' - English and French antiques leaving our shores by the shipload and ending up in America - through to the allure of handmade marbles. Along the way there's a return of the ATG Pun Down and in 'Did They Get It Wrong', Jon airs his opinion on toy dealers and collectors. Spoiler - it's not glowing!


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    59 mins
  • No Corners in a Lighthouse
    May 3 2026

    In Episode 16, Jon and Alexander talk about corner cupboards, why furniture is always at the end of an auction (well, mostly) and why timed auctions are like Marmite. They also discuss the ongoing antics of Sexy John Rolfe, see the welcome return of 'Did They Get it Wrong' and introduce a new Antiques Trade Gazette featurette. All this and also having time to talk about yet another Titanic watch.


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    1 hr and 10 mins
  • English Whisky and Careers Advice
    Mar 31 2026

    This is getting to be something of a habit. A run of regular shows and then a big gap. "Okay, we know, and we're sorry, but we really do have a good excuse this time". So apart from Alexander's explanation for the haitus, the two antique podsters get stuck into answering a question posed by a lovely listener which is . . . how does someone get a career in the antiques world? And while answering this head scratcher, Jonny gives his honest opinion about the state of the industry (no spoilers, but it isn't great) and Alexander does his best to use the word 'bankable' as many times as possible within an hour. All of this while enjoying a snifter of a single malt whisky from, of all places, Cheshire.


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    57 mins
  • The Christmas Special
    Dec 19 2025

    Merry Christmas! In this episode the boys have a 'most wonderful time' toasting the festive season with a nice beverage which, naturally enough, has a story to it. They discuss the extraordinary result of a Christmas movie prop selling at auction, and the relative merits of yuletide motion pictures. Is there actually a good one? A seasonal 'Did They Get It Wrong' extended version, in which Alexander tries hopelessly to justify the tenuous links in the objects chosen to Christmas and John shares his opinion on cigars (spoiler - he doesn't like them much). The Antiques Trade Gazette gets a massive amount of product placement (still no endorsement) in a special ATG Pun-Down. And we also find out which sexy man has emptied his sack in a special Christmas auction. Who could it be? All this and more antiques-X-xmas banter between your hosts as they fail to moderate their drinking.


    Have a Cool Yule, everyone.


    Here are some links:


    The Elf costume story

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8xdv5gzez7o


    The Antiques Trade Gazette

    https://www.antiquestradegazette.com/


    The Collection Obsession

    https://open.spotify.com/show/54iCDBcPMFafp9ktHEON05?si=a289aa6162f04c0d


    John Rolfe Auctions

    https://johnrolfeauctions.com/catalogue/26c32e5cd5808d5bd4c42250d226437d/d8e98cf48d99e52b6fe3cba0159c428b/gold-frankincense-more/


    Music Credits

    We Wish You a Merry Christmas by E's Jammy Jams

    Christmas Chores by RKVC

    Hip Hop Christmas by Twin Musicom (licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 licence. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

    Artist: http://www.twinmusicom.org/)

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    1 hr and 6 mins
  • The Million Dollar Watch Restoration
    Dec 10 2025

    Episode 13 of Antiques Anonymous finds Jon and Alexander talking all about provenance. That thing all auctioneers and valuers love, and can make even a modest antique worth millions. Along the way, Alexander fails to remember the naughty bits in James Cameron's Titanic movie, the boys discuss what on Earth goes on in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee, and yet another sampler makes piles of cash in 'Did They Get It Wrong'. All this and more, plus a little tease for the next episode - the AA Christmas Special. You can't wait, can you?


    Here are some links:


    https://www.henryaldridge.com/about-us/news/titanic-gold-pocket-watch-recovered-from-body-of-one-of-its-richest-passengers-is-set-to-fetch-1m/


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_Mj1oaeun8&list=PLP54iHFU_avMzqVpazAuf0VtBuKWzqHgY&index=21


    https://titanicattraction.com/pigeon-forge


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    56 mins