The mics are ON, honey!!! (No seriously though). Grab a concoction, put on your sunglasses, and sink into the couch because life is good. Wait, was that an earthquake? Baby, that’s Keke Palmer.

Well hello there you little sapiosexuals! Sit back, relax, and let Maya Angelou take you on a sweet journey of love languages and compatibility. You’re beautiful, it’s true! This one goes out to you, Pitbull

Howdy little sexys! Are you ready to rock oot? Hope you're not too tired from running up and down the block with Jennifer Lopez! RIP Bob

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WE’RE BACK BABY!!! Did you miss us??? If you’re working out, try to hold in that gas bubble! We’ve got a new season, new eras, and a BOB so we’re ready to boots the house down with Dora and Willy Wonka. Also if you don’t like puke sounds, here’s some exposure therapy babes. Thanks for spilling!

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Hey trolls, who let the dogs out? Get ready for another crazy episode of nonsense. This one goes out to Evan's dad, and maybe Britney Spears' dad too? And as Regina George Santos says, "sue me for having a life!"

It's giving... chaos! On this episode we've got scandals, cryptic emails, pop culture history lessons, and overall offending every religion and music fanbase. So go tell someone's grandma at the nursing home "F you, we love Because Why Not"

Hey Gerry! Happy Ovember, Happy Days Off, and Happy Gobble Day to all! This year we're especially thankful for Julianne Moore and ginger ale. Hopefully this year you'll be able to eat some butter like a banana. Did you eat? Well you better eat!

The tea was so good we had to come back again!!! This is the much anticipated part 2 of your worst date stories. I bet you didn't think it could get any worse, but oh it did! Thank you everyone for sending in your stories, you little sexys!