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Blotto Beatles

Blotto Beatles

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We are the world’s leading hammered highbrows of Beatles broadcasting. In other words, we have a few drinks, we hit record, and we review and rank one Beatles song per episode.

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  • Ep. 106 - The Inner Lite Beer (feat. The Walrus)
    Oct 1 2026

    We start with a pause to celebrate the anniversary of ConchFrit for George, and then move into the Beckersode with a discussion of George as a podcaster, the Beatles/Star Trek connection, the Walrus' inaugural release Elysian Fields Forever, actual stories about alligator hunting, real reviews of concerts from six-year-olds, the Sonic the Hedgehog/Beatles connection, what it means to reimagine Beatles songs, the Mount Rushmore of singing drummers, and the Wonderwall situated George song The Inner Light.

    Elysian Fields Forever from The Walrus is out now! Buy your copy at https://www.walrusnola.com/

    As always, you can find Team Blotto Beatles on Instagram (@blottobeatles) and Twitter / X (@blottobeatles), by emailing us (blottobeatles@gmail.com), or on the web (blottobeatles.com). We want to hear from you!

    Please also take the time to rate and review us on Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

    We have a shop! Grab some merch. You can always drunk dial us at 1.857.233.9793 to share your thoughts, feedback, confessions, and concerns to be featured in an upcoming episode. Enjoying the show? Buy us a beer via the tip jar (don't forget to include a message telling us what we should drink with the money).

    You know we're making a list of it, see the canonical, argument-ending list of Beatles songs we are assembling here: http://www.blottobeatles.com & listen to it on Spotify here.

    Please remember to always enjoy Blotto Beatles responsibly.

    Peace and Love.

    Hosts: Becker and Tommy
    Guests: Jonathan and Andre from The Walrus (https://www.walrusnola.com/)
    Executive Producer: Scotty C.
    Senior Director of Sonic Strategies: RB
    Associate Musical Supervision: Tim Clark (@nodisassemble)
    Artist-in-Residence: Colin Driscoll (@theroyal.we)

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    1 hr and 55 mins
  • Ep. 105 - Beer Cansas City/Haze Haze Haze Haze! (feat. Sam Whiles of Paul or Nothing)
    Sep 18 2026

    We dive back into Beatles for Sale by talking about the Beatles stomp and clap connection, the clear ties between Beatles covers and LeBron signing to the 76ers, the Lennon / Claypool Delirium, Beatles branding, frozen pizza sponsorships for Blotto Beatles, getting Taco Bell by mistake, if Tommy should wear Nantucket red pants to an upcoming wedding, and our thoughts of the new McCartney record with the greatest Paulfessional, Mr. Sam Whiles.

    ...so we didn't really talk Beatles for Sale at all. But we did eventually get to talk about the medley Kansas City/Hey Hey Hey Hey and the two things Paul did better than John.

    As always, you can find Team Blotto Beatles on Instagram (@blottobeatles) and Twitter / X (@blottobeatles), by emailing us (blottobeatles@gmail.com), or on the web (blottobeatles.com). We want to hear from you!

    Please also take the time to rate and review us on Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

    We have a shop! Grab some merch. You can always drunk dial us at 1.857.233.9793 to share your thoughts, feedback, confessions, and concerns to be featured in an upcoming episode. Enjoying the show? Buy us a beer via the tip jar (don't forget to include a message telling us what we should drink with the money).

    You know we're making a list of it, see the canonical, argument-ending list of Beatles songs we are assembling here: http://www.blottobeatles.com & listen to it on Spotify here.

    Please remember to always enjoy Blotto Beatles responsibly.

    Peace and Love.

    Hosts: Becker and Tommy
    Guest: Sam Whiles (@paul_mccartneypod)
    Executive Producer: Scotty C.
    Senior Director of Sonic Strategies: RB
    Associate Musical Supervision: Tim Clark (@nodisassemble)
    Artist-in-Residence: Colin Driscoll (@theroyal.we)

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    1 hr and 40 mins
  • Ep. 104 - The Wort (Feat. Sam Popkin)
    Aug 20 2026

    We uncover the real story behind Paul's stolen bass before we dive into hippie phases, mens' bootcut jeans and chunky necklaces, giving the Doors a chance, celebrating the Beatles' mistakes, being a cameo in the Springsteen biopic, Springsteen in spandex, Paul slagging on Dylan, Sitar Center, and the harmonium-backed "The Word." And we do it all with the talented and wise Sam Popkin.

    As always, you can find Team Blotto Beatles on Instagram (@blottobeatles) and Twitter / X (@blottobeatles), by emailing us (blottobeatles@gmail.com), or on the web (blottobeatles.com). We want to hear from you!

    Please also take the time to rate and review us on Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

    We have a shop! Grab some merch. You can always drunk dial us at 1.857.233.9793 to share your thoughts, feedback, confessions, and concerns to be featured in an upcoming episode. Enjoying the show? Buy us a beer via the tip jar (don't forget to include a message telling us what we should drink with the money).

    You know we're making a list of it, see the canonical, argument-ending list of Beatles songs we are assembling here: http://www.blottobeatles.com & listen to it on Spotify here.

    Please remember to always enjoy Blotto Beatles responsibly.

    Peace and Love.

    Hosts: Becker and Tommy
    Guest: Sam Popkin (@shire_plucker)
    Executive Producer: Scotty C.
    Senior Director of Sonic Strategies: RB
    Associate Musical Supervision: Tim Clark (@nodisassemble)
    Artist-in-Residence: Colin Driscoll (@theroyal.we)

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    1 hr and 19 mins
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