The crew attempts to navigate a messy Homie Helpline for Lalo, a "repeat offender" who accidentally hooked up with his gym partner's sister during a threesome with his toxic ex. Between the relationship drama, the squad roasts Megan Thee Stallion dumping Klay Thompson over "light-skinned brother activities" and investigates the "ancient secret" of why women are rinsing their underwear in the shower.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🧟‍♂️]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(5:48) Petty Police

(14:00) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(16:05) Homie Helpline

(38:48) Usher/Chris Brown Tickets!

(44:21) Don't You Know I'm Local

(49:18) Chisme

(53:19) Rap Sheet

(57:23) Money Moves

(1:00:18) Studious Foo

(1:05:07) Play Ball

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The squad dives into the high-stakes news of Cole Thomas Allen’s failed shooting attempt at the White House dinner and Trump’s heated interview where he blasted a reporter for reading the shooter's manifesto. We’re mediating a "crazy" Homie Helpline where Lalo hooked up with his ex and a mystery girl who turned out to be his gym bro's sister, leading to a debate on whether to "take it to the grave". NBA star Brandon Ingram learns a tough lesson after calling GloRilla "annoying" to the press, resulting in a public "lighting up" and a change in behavior. Megan Thee Stallion officially dumps Klay Thompson for "light-skinned brother activities" and refusing to be monogamous after nine months of dating. Finally, the crew gets heated over the LA Rams GM wearing a Colorado Avalanche jersey in the middle of an LA playoff series, sparking a "sellout" vs. "owner loyalty" debate.

[Edited by @iamdyre 👹]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(5:41) Petty Police

(9:07) Homie Helpline

(25:27) Chisme

(29:22) Play Ball

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The squad holds a high-stakes intervention for Boogie, a 21-year-old construction worker whose coworkers are threatening to tie him up and take him to a strip club because he’s never even held a girl’s hand—unless you count his teacher back in the day. Between the dating disaster stories, the crew investigates why inmates in an Atlanta federal prison are ready to riot over the production of the new Superman movie messing up their commissary routine.

[Edited by @iamdyre 👹]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:19) Rap Sheet

(5:49) Petty Police

(8:50) Scrolling

(12:39) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(13:36) Homie Helpline

(40:30) Chris Brown/Usher Tix!

(42:29) Chisme

(45:01) Rap Sheet

(47:11) Money Moves

(50:20) Studious Foo

(53:07) Play Ball

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The squad dives into the viral TikTok trend where kids are trying to see how far they can "juke" security guards inside Scientology buildings before getting kicked out. We’re hitting the Homie Helpline to help Boogie, a 21-year-old construction worker whose "Platinum V-card" has made him the target of his coworkers' jokes. From a caller who spent $100 in Mexico to lose his virginity to a "baddy" Latina DJ who admits she’s actually hunting for nerdy guys, the advice is flying wild today. We also break down the high-stakes drama of a US soldier facing prison for using classified intel to win $400,000 on a betting app. Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we are wrapping up with the absolute chaos of the NFL Draft, including the Philadelphia Eagles stealing a local star right out of the Steelers' hands! 🏈🏴‍☠️

[Edited by @iamdyre 🏴‍☠️]

Chapters

(00:00) Scrolling

(3:50) Homie Helpline

(23:02) Money Moves

(26:11) Play Ball

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The "studious fools" play matchmaker on the Homie Helpline, successfully hooking up a throuple-dodging "koala bear" named Anthony with a fan-favorite caller from last week. Between the romance, the squad exposes JetBlue’s accidental admission that they use your "cookies" to hike up flight prices and reveals the surprisingly dark drug meaning behind Dem Franchize Boyz’ biggest hit.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🥠]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:54) Chisme

(7:44) Rap Sheet

(11:54) Petty Police

(19:39) Scrolling

(22:57) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(24:17) Homie Helpline

(50:26) Chris Brown/Usher Tix!

(55:16) Love on the Spectrum

(57:26) Don't You Know I'm Local

(58:35) Chisme

(1:02:04) Rap Sheet

(1:04:26) Money Moves

(1:07:21) Studious Foo

(1:09:31) Play Ball

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The Homie Helpline turns into a live dating show as Anthony ditches his thripple-seeking boyfriend to link up with Jesus for some "peculiar parts" and LA adventures! 👬🎡 Concrete puts $100 on the line for anyone who can spot his "pivotal" background cameo in the infamous 2017 Tupac biopic. 🎥💰 We’re breaking down the graphic autopsy update in the Celeste Rivas case as her singer boyfriend prepares to face a judge for the "Tesla frunk" murder. ⚖️🥀 JetBlue gets caught admitting they hike up ticket prices based on your cookies, and MrBeast is offering a million dollars to anyone who can eat an entire grocery store. ✈️🍪 Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we're also sounding the alarm on the invasive Asian jumping worms currently invading California soil!

[Edited by @iamdyre ✈️]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:46) Rap Sheet

(7:56) Scrolling

(11:13) Homie Helpline

(23:50) Chisme

(27:13) Money Moves

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The "studious fools" stage a high-stakes intervention for Jeremy, a 26-year-old energy mogul trying to choose between his "ride or die" ex, his baby mama, and a hot Denver psychologist while secretly adding a fourth girl in Dallas to his roster. Between the relationship drama, the squad investigates why Rihanna’s legendary weed is making people poop their pants and roasts Drake for a frozen album stunt that almost burned down Toronto.

[Edited by @iamdyre 😻]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: A report on the 203 hooligans arrested for public intox and fake handicap placards.

(3:10) Chisme: Jonah Hill’s favorite memory of Rihanna making his friend poop her pants.

(6:18) Rap Sheet: Canadian authorities shut down Drake’s frozen album promo for being a "threat to life".

(8:52) Petty Police: The WNBA star celebrates her current man dunking on her ex.

(12:28) Scrolling: The Ashley Furniture employee who got fired for his viral freestyle marketing.

(16:30) Homie Helpline: An energy mogul needs help choosing between three women while working a "money glitch" in the oil fields.

(45:10) Hoarding: Greg's Straws

(46:52) Usher/Chris Brown Tix!

(56:47) Don't You Know I'm Local: LAUSD votes to ban screens to build "character" and save money.

(1:00:38) Chisme: A former housekeeper sues Kylie Jenner for a toxic environment and "hanger-throwing" supervisors.

(1:05:27) Money Moves: Roasting the NBA’s most frugal owner for banning free t-shirts and early checkouts.

(1:09:16) Studious Foo: Learning about the official "Earth Anthem" and why the Earth flag was made on Canva.

(1:12:46) Play Ball: The new head coach makes players earn the Raiders logo on their helmets.

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The squad gets way too personal as Vic reveals a tragic Mexico "shart" story involving white high-top Air Forces and some bad luck. 👟💩 We’re diving into the "Rihanna Kush" rumors after Jonah Hill claimed her stash made his friend poop her pants at a bar! 🌿💨 On a high-stakes Homie Helpline, Jeremy—who’s out here making "wind money"—tries to choose between his ride-or-die ex, his baby mama, and a "baddie" who doesn't know his past. 💸👰 Angel Reese gets petty on Instagram after her current man dunks on her ex, and the crew debates if she’s taking the "W" or staying stuck in the past. 🏀🔥 Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we’re also breaking down why LAUSD is snatching iPads away from kids to "build character" with missing book pages. 📚📵 Finally, we roast the NBA’s cheapest owner, "El Cheapo," for banning free playoff t-shirts and making players check out of hotels early to save a buck! 🏨📉

[Edited by @iamdyre 💩]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:10) Petty Police

(6:40) Homie Helpline

(20:59) Don't You Know I'm Local

(24:50) Money Moves

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