The crew handles a chaotic Homie Helpline for John, a "visual learner" who kept a secret female bestie saved with heart emojis for four years - and his girlfriend found out - only to be informed that his girlfriend’s request for "space" means she has officially exited the orbit of their relationship. The "studious fools" also investigate Paul Pierce’s wild claim that men are "psychologically damaging" cheaters and react to Caltrans getting immediately outsmarted by LA taggers after trying to hide freeway graffiti with ivy walls.

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Highlights from Brown Bag Mornings – January 27 🎙️🔥
🚓 Petty Police is on the case with SNL comedian Marcello Hernandez
🌦️ Concrete delivers the latest weather update
😬 John calls in after getting caught sending spicy emojis to another girl 🌶️📱
🗣️ Angie breaks down the latest chisme with Karrueche
🎤 Letty dives into The Rap Sheet as Cardi B fires back over NFL picks
🎓 Professor Concrete shares fresh Hella Studious tips on how to stay in love ❤️
🏀 Rosecrans Vic breaks down what Carmelo Anthony’s son did that drove Carmelo insane on Play Ball 🤯

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The crew hits the Homie Helpline to help a mom who’s ready to "crash out" because her mother-in-law banned her one-year-old son from the wedding while letting his half-sister star as the flower girl. The comedy stays high as the "studious fools" investigate Universal Studios potentially removing the Simpsons ride to make room for a Pokémon Land and react to TikTok’s creepy new update that allegedly tracks your immigration status and location.

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