Episodes

  • Gio Likes To Move It

    Gio Likes To Move It
    Mar 20 2026
    🎮🎂 Happy 11th Birthday Gio!

    A custom Carswell Cuts anthem built on "I Like To Move It" energy, flipped into a Fortnite x Birthday banger just for Gio.

    This track is loaded with everything an 11-year-old Fortnite legend needs: V-Bucks, Battle Pass, Get Griddy, IShowSpeed skins, Pickle Rick, Tilted Towers, and Victory Royales.

    Full Lyrics:

    [Verse 1]
    I like to Fortnite, Fortnite
    I like to Fortnite, Fortnite
    I like to Fortnite, Fortnite
    Ya like to... MOVE IT!

    Gio just turned eleven and he's ready for the fight
    Got five thousand V-Bucks and his loadout looking right
    Battle Pass unlocked yeah he's grinding every night
    Bugs Bunny on the map and the Victory Royale in sight

    [Pre-Chorus]
    He got the skins, he got the drip
    He got the emotes, watch him hit the whip
    Birthday boy is running it, never gonna quit
    G-I-O yeah he's LEGIT!

    [Chorus]
    I like to move it move it
    Gio likes to move it move it
    I like to move it move it
    Ya like to MOVE IT!

    Gio likes to Fortnite Fortnite
    Gio likes to Fortnite Fortnite
    Gio likes to Fortnite Fortnite
    Ya like to MOVE IT!

    [Verse 2]
    Get Griddy on 'em when he gets the elim
    Laugh It Up emote yeah he's trolling all of them
    IShowSpeed skin looking fresh up in the game
    Eleven years old but he's building up his fame

    Drop Tilted Towers yeah he's landing with the crew
    Pickaxe swinging, V-Bucks spending, birthday boy came through
    Jon Snow skin or Pickle Rick he's got the coolest style
    Gio's in the lobby and he's winning by a mile

    [Bridge]
    Happy Birthday Gio!
    Happy Birthday Gio!
    Blow the candles out and hit the Get Griddy on the floor
    Eleven never looked so fresh
    Victory Royale is what he gets
    The birthday king is HERE!

    [Outro]
    G-I-O! G-I-O! G-I-O!
    Happy Birthday!
    Ya like to MOVE IT! 🎉🎮

    Made with love by Uncle Adam & Aunt Nicki ❤️

    Connect with the creator on LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/ixcarswell/
    Show More Show Less
    3 mins
  • The Return of General Moses

    The Return of General Moses
    Jan 8 2026
    The origin story of Adam J. Carswell's artist persona General Moses. In 2021, Adam was streaming on Twitch building community. The show was called The Shift. The audience called themselves The Shift Army. They pushed him to get a stage name. When your audience is an army, you become the General. He chose Moses because Moses didn't come to save the world. He came to deliver his people. In 2023, the studio records started dropping. First one was "More Dollaz" with Toolroom. Since then it's been nonstop: "Muévete," "Nicki," "Call Me Daddy," "Belize," "Wind Up," "Watch Me," "Missile." Tech house. Funky house. Latin house. The General's been in the cut. Just a few weeks ago, Carswell Cuts launched. Custom anthems for entrepreneurs, founders, capital raisers. Immediate traction. Now both lanes are running. But heads up: expect less activity for a bit. Adam is taking everything he learned building AI-powered anthems and channeling it into something he never thought was possible. A full General Moses album. DM Adam or General Moses if you want your own Carswell Cut. Follow General Moses on Spotify. Check out Sigma Squad for the kids. Run the road.
    Show More Show Less
    5 mins
  • SOLD OUT

    SOLD OUT
    Jan 4 2026
    SOLD OUT (ESA Anthem)

    A Carswell Cut for Event Sales Agency

    Brian Rand vision. James Mungai execution. Sixty million in sales. Southern bounce. Miami heat. We don't do empty seats.

    Style: Southern hip hop, bounce, swagger, Cash Money era energy, Miami bass

    LYRICS

    [Intro] Carswell Cuts General Moses on the road E-S-A Event Sales Agency We don't do empty seats [Verse 1] Pull up to the venue, room already packed Brian Rand vision, that's a proven fact Sixty million collected, check the stats Coaches in the building, speakers on the map Funnels running hot, ads converting clean Every seat is taken, you know what I mean Miami to the money, operation supreme James Mungai running it like a machine [Chorus] Sold out, sold out Every event we touch get sold out Sold out, sold out That's what E-S-A about Sold out, sold out Tickets moving fast, no doubt Sold out, sold out E-S-A, we sold out [Verse 2] Fifty thousand tickets, that's light work Systems built to make your profits surge Website funnel tight, watch the numbers skirt Put you on the stage, let your message work From empty to standing room only Brian built the blueprint, now the game owe me VP James got operations running smoothly One fifty events deep, come and know me [Chorus] Sold out, sold out Every event we touch get sold out Sold out, sold out That's what E-S-A about Sold out, sold out Tickets moving fast, no doubt Sold out, sold out E-S-A, we sold out [Bridge] Coaches call us, speakers need us Empty rooms? Nah, we don't leave you Pipeline packed and the money feed through E-S-A the only team that see you [Verse 3] They was hoping, we was closing deals They was talking, we was stacking mills Brian drew the play, James behind the wheel Sixty mil in sales, yeah the proof is real From the keynote stage to the VIP Every seat accounted, that's the E-S-E Nah, E-S-A, get it right for me Sold out shows, that's the legacy [Chorus] Sold out, sold out Every event we touch get sold out Sold out, sold out That's what E-S-A about Sold out, sold out Tickets moving fast, no doubt Sold out, sold out E-S-A, we sold out [Outro] E-S-A Sold out We don't do empty seats Brian Rand, James Mungai Carswell Cuts General Moses Run the road

    Run the road, General.
    Show More Show Less
    3 mins
  • Mega Mix

    Mega Mix
    Jan 4 2026
    MEGA MIX

    A Micah and Mia Original

    LYRICS

    [Intro - Spoken] Micah and Mia! [Intro - Groovy] Ohhh yeah, here we go! [Verse 1] Apple splash, spin to win Orange crush, let's begin Squeeze the lemon, nice and slow Add that water, watch it glow No rules here, mix it wild Every cup a masterpiece, child [Pre-Chorus] But wait, wait, wait – what's that you say? Milk in the mix? No way, no way! It curdles up, it's gross, it's wrong Milk don't belong in this mega song! [Chorus] Mega Mix! Mega Mix! Fruity flavors, crazy kicks! Mega Mix! Mega Mix! Micah and Mia do the tricks! Pour it high, shake it low Mega Mix, here we go! [Verse 2] Grape goes in, mango too Pineapple if you're feeling new Watermelon, cherry red Mix so good the fridge gets jealous instead Your creation, your own style Pour so much the cup says "WHOA!" [Pre-Chorus] But wait, wait, wait – don't even think About that milk inside your drink! Gets all chunky, starts to split Mega Mix don't need that… ick! [Chorus] Mega Mix! Mega Mix! Fruity flavors, crazy kicks! Mega Mix! Mega Mix! Micah and Mia do the tricks! Pour it high, shake it low Mega Mix, here we go! [Verse 3] Daddy adds the water in Mama says "here we go again!" Kitchen counter, cups galore Sticky fingers, don't care though Mix it up, taste and see Best drink ever – made by ME! [Bridge – Funky Chant] Stir it up! Stir it up! Fill! That! Cup! Stir it up! Stir it up! Never! Stop! [Outro] Mega Mix! Mega Mix! One more sip, one more fix! Mega Mix! Mega-Mega-Mega… MIX!

    Run the road, General.
    Show More Show Less
    3 mins
  • Danube Rising

    Danube Rising
    Jan 4 2026
    Danube Rising — A Carswell Cut for Liberland

    The Monaco spark for war-weary Balkans. From Gornja Siga to global creed, this anthem captures the vision of Liberland rising on the Danube—unity, prosperity, and a future where neighbors build together.

    Featuring bilingual hooks in Serbian (Ekavian) and Croatian (Ijekavian), cinematic hip-hop production with Balkan brass swells, and a stadium-ready chorus built to move masses.

    They said we'd never rise. Now watch us own the skies.

    Jedinstvo. Blagostanje. 2026.

    Lyrics

    [Intro]
    From the Danube's edge, dawn breaks
    Liberland rising, for all our sakes

    [Verse 1]
    Balkans through the fire, scars on the soul
    Spark ignites now, making broken whole
    Gornja Siga calls, forgotten land
    Apatin lights up, freedom in hand
    Hong Kong harbor, Monaco shore
    Singapore glow, we craving more
    No chains, blockchain sets us free
    Prosperity flows, sea to tree

    [Pre-Chorus]
    They said we'd never rise
    Now watch us own the skies
    One river, one dream, no divide
    Danube gold on every side

    [Chorus]
    Jedinstvo! Blagostanje!
    Budućnost svetla, za sve nas!
    Mleko i med, rijeke zlata
    Liberland vision, Balkans unite!
    Mlijeko snova, rijeke zlata!
    Growth unstoppable, feel the light!

    [Verse 2]
    Croatia, Serbia, side by side
    Apatin festival, free ones ride
    Guards on the border, see the play
    Jobs pour in, wash the pain away
    Eight billion Serbia, ten for Croatia
    Per capita kings, open every door
    Ark Village buzz, Liberpulco nights
    Floods to fortunes, claim our rights

    [Pre-Chorus]
    They said we'd never rise
    Now watch us own the skies
    One river, one dream, no divide
    Danube gold on every side

    [Chorus]
    Jedinstvo! Blagostanje!
    Budućnost svetla, za sve nas!
    Mleko i med, rijeke zlata
    Liberland vision, Balkans unite!
    Mlijeko snova, rijeke zlata!
    Prosperity forever, light the night!

    [Verse 3]
    Belgrade to Zagreb, word is spread
    Danube don't divide, connects instead
    Vít had the vision, planted seed
    Seven kilometers, global creed
    Crypto in coffers, merit chain
    Citizens invested, all will gain
    They raided at night, tried to fight
    Can't stop a movement when we unite

    [Bridge]
    Jedinstvo! Jedinstvo!
    Blagostanje dolazi! Blagostanje stiže!
    Mleko reke, mlijeko snova
    Budućnost naša, za svakog!

    [Outro]
    Danube whispers, era's here
    Liberland leads, no more fear
    Run the road, Balkans rise...

    Run the road, General.
    Show More Show Less
    3 mins
  • Shiney Sun

    Shiney Sun
    Jan 3 2026
    Bright, joyful kids dance banger. Robot breakdowns, popcorn with the crew, Numberblocks counting, sigma bounce energy.

    Shiney (shy-knee) sun hits different. Pure replay gold for the whole family.

    Wiggles energy meets sigma vibes. For the masses.

    Lyrics

    [Intro] Ohhh here it comes You feel that? [Verse 1] Woke up glowin', can't explain Shy-knee sun is in my veins Feet hit the floor, I'm out the door Bout to shine like never before [Chorus] Shy-knee! Sun! Shy-knee-shy-knee-shy-knee sun! Shy-knee! Sun! When it hits you, you can't run [Verse 2] Posted up, my crew beside me Popcorn bag, who wanna try me? Pass it left, pass it right Munchin' golden in the light [Chorus] Shy-knee! Sun! Shy-knee-shy-knee-shy-knee sun! Shy-knee! Sun! When it hits you, you can't run [Robot Breakdown] Stop. Go robot. Tick... tick... tick... Arms out, lock it Beeeeep... bop Shoulders drop Tick... tick... tick... Now freeze, don't stop Metal mode, we don't blink Heavy step, clink clink clink Robot slide to the left Robot slide, hold your breath Beeeeep... POP! [Bridge] One, two, three, four Five, six, seven, more Eight, nine, ten, we score Number-blocks on the floor [Chorus] Shy-knee! Sun! Shy-knee-shy-knee-shy-knee sun! Shy-knee! Sun! When it hits you, you can't run [Outro - Sigma Bounce] Walk like you run it Stand like you own it Shy-knee sun? Yeah, we on it Walk like you run it Stand like you own it Sigma sun, we the moment Shy-knee... sun... We out. [fade out]
    Show More Show Less
    2 mins
  • Big Chicken Anthem (Shaquille O'Neal Tribute)

    Big Chicken Anthem (Shaquille O'Neal Tribute)
    Jan 3 2026

    A trap anthem celebrating Shaq's Big Chicken restaurant chain. Menu flex, origin story, Hamilton expansion. The whole thing.

    Hook: "All it takes is once"

    From the 2017 vision with Perry Rogers to the 2018 Vegas launch to the first Canadian location in Hamilton, Ontario at TD Coliseum.

    Featuring: Uncle Jerome Nashville Hot, Shaq Attack, Big Cali, Pit Boss, Big Drip, dirty fries, elote, mac n' cheese, and that maple honey drip.

    LYRICS:

    [Intro]
    Big Chicken in the building
    Shaq said build me something real
    Vegas to Hamilton
    This how a legacy feel

    [Verse 1]
    Pull up, what you want?
    Uncle Jerome Nashville Hot
    Shaq Attack with the pepper jack
    BBQ sauce, hit the spot
    Big Cali with the avocado
    Pit Boss, cheese curds on top
    Big Drip, French onion mayo
    Once you taste it, you can't stop

    [Chorus]
    All it takes is once
    All it takes is once
    One bite, you done
    All it takes is once

    [Verse 2]
    Dirty fries, elote
    Mac n' cheese, that's a guarantee
    Onion rings, Texas toast
    Jalapeño slaw, that's the recipe
    Crinkle cuts, cheese curds fried
    Every side a victory
    Big Chicken, Shaq inside
    This that championship energy

    [Chorus]
    All it takes is once
    All it takes is once
    One bite, you done
    All it takes is once

    [Bridge]
    Twenty-seventeen, Perry build me something
    Twenty-eighteen, Vegas, now we running
    First Canadian, Hamilton coming
    Maple honey drip, yeah we stunting

    [Outro]
    Big Chicken
    All it takes is once

    Connect with Adam J. Carswell on LinkedIn.
    Show More Show Less
    2 mins
  • Sheetz Freaks

    Sheetz Freaks
    Jan 1 2026
    Anthem for Sheetz Freaks: 3AM party legends, 5AM grinders, holiday heroes. 50 Cent "Straight to the Bank" bounce saluting MTO masters, Boom Boom sauce, Shmuffins, and 24/7 feasts. CARSWELL CUTS | 2026 Track celebrates Sheetz MTO menu, 24/7 reliability, and Sheetz Freaks culture.
    Show More Show Less
    3 mins