There's one thing that we can all definitively agree on about today's guest, it's that HE BANGS! That's right, today we Chomp with the wonderful Jack Brown. We talk to Jack about Sacramento, 27 Dresses, Strange Brew, Speed Racer, Zone Fest, William Hung, Nacho Libre, Fat Heads, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Doug, Stoner, Testament of Ann Lee, Bob Odenkirk, 2001, Arrival, Decision to Leave, Monkeybone, Wallace and Gromit, Jackson Brown, Harry Nilsson, Rollerball, Mathias Enard, Lady Bird, Sobe, Lola Bunny, and the optimism of SpongeBob SquarePants. Follow Jack @jacksonjbrown, Go see him at UCB, Watch Couple's Therapy, and remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.

Our search for Elle Woods is over, because it of course will be the great and wonderful Avery Girion. We talk to Avery about life in The Valley, The Indy 500, Must See TV, The Nanny, Daily Show, 1D, Pippi Longstockings, Lindsay Lohan, Video Headshots, Kim Possible, Motivational Quotes, JLD, 30 Rock, Buffy, Clifford, Chowder, Hot Rod, Hunger Games, Jumanji, Jennifer Coolidge, Charlie’s Angels, Ex Machina, Acceptance Speeches, Booksmart, and the heart in Legally Blonde: The Musical: The Search for Elle Woods. Follow Avery @averygirion, go see her perform at UCB, and as always...you wish.

All we need to say about today's episode is....It's Jake Delaney, Bitch. We talk to Jake about the New Jersey to Oklahoma pipeline, Love Sacks, The Today Show, Hocus Pocus, The Ring, The Grinch, Amelie, Lil Bow Wow, Capes, James Dean, Denim & Fish Duvets, James Bond, Donnie Darko, Just Kids, Company, Arrested Development, EEAAO, Hedwig, Lady Gaga, Hustlers, Poison Ivy, Tuneyards, Tyroon, Sassy, Devon Sawa, and the shade of Blackout. Follow Jake @jakeakadelaney, Watch Local Morning News and his shorts, Go see him perform in LA, and get on the bike broom.