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Crispy Coated Robots

Crispy Coated Robots

Written by: Jim Kovacik - Jason Meeker - Joseph Johnson
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"THE FUTURE SUCKS, but Jim, Jason and Joseph intend to change that!"---Each week these three brave pop culture agents (the Crispy Coated Robots) receive orders from the home office in the far radioactive future requesting they submit individual Top 5 lists on various predetermined mundane topics about the late 20th and early 21st centuries.

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Episodes
  • Crispy Coated Robots #313 - Best Sick Characters in Movies/TV

    Crispy Coated Robots #313 - Best Sick Characters in Movies/TV
    Feb 17 2026

    Are you ever going to text me?

    yep
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    25 mins
  • Crispy Coated Robots #312 - Craziest Movie Character Name

    Crispy Coated Robots #312 - Craziest Movie Character Name
    Feb 10 2026

    Are you ever going to text me?

    This episode is entirely in English, but you cannot understand a word of it.

    Jason, Jim, and Joseph cover some of the craziest (and best) character names in cinema.

    Joseph IS the grumpy old man.

    The name Brick says it all.

    Things get heated when Jim starts calling Joseph a "Forquaad".

    Merkin Muffly... enough said.

    Jason debates himself against his own selection... and loses.

    The actual name was Merkin Galore.



    What does the T stand for for Buford Justice?

    Pistachio Disguisey? How about Lazy Writer?
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    20 mins
  • Crispy Coated Robots #311 - Best Quirky Friend in Movies/TV

    Crispy Coated Robots #311 - Best Quirky Friend in Movies/TV
    Feb 3 2026

    Are you ever going to text me?

    This episode is a bit quirky (hint: It's the theme of the show).

    Jason, Jim, and Joseph select some of the best and quirkiest sidekicks in movies and television.

    Jason rocks with his schoolmates once again and almost gets picked up by a groupie.

    Eskimo brothers!!!

    We gotta go. I just shorted my pants.

    Jason no longer picks up his dog's poop.

    Jim's Charles Grodin impression makes an impressive return.

    Who was the original 90s quirky friend?

    Who was called out for being "OVER THE LINE"!
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    24 mins
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