What if 50 people decided to fight the ocean… and the ocean fought back?

In this episode of Crossover, Inc., two ridiculous movie ideas are developed separately and then forcibly smashed together into one chaotic crossover. On the table:

🌊 Oceans 50: a support group turned vigilante squad taking revenge on a sentient, baby-stealing ocean

👽 An adolescent alien who steals faces through reflections

🧠 Robert Downey Jr. as a pre-Iron Man task force leader who succeeds at literally everything

What follows is a fully improvised writers’ room packed with wild logic, escalating stakes, corporate dystopias, cults, Green Day, and the eternal question:

How do you actually fight the ocean?

The Crossover Engineers present: Ocean’s Fifty.

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🎄🐙 HOLIDAY CROSSOVER SPECIAL 🐙🎄

Anna Kendrick attempts dark magic to revive her husband and accidentally summons Cthulhu, an ancient god who only understands podcast sponsorships and creatine. After discovering the joy of being mall Santa, Cthulhu rains creatine snow, stops porch pirates with jiu-jitsu, and slowly wins over the town… including the Mayor, who may also be falling for Anna.

Meanwhile, Sigourney Weaver, Anna’s mother, secretly serves a possessed eldritch Christmas tree that fuels holiday spirit through human sacrifice. Eternal youth comes at a price, and when Detective Willem Dafoe, the Mayor’s brother, investigates the disappearances, love threatens to destroy the system.

In this festive crossover, the truth is revealed: Cthulhu isn’t the monster, the Christmas tree is. Family secrets unravel, love wins, and cosmic horror discovers the true meaning of Christmas.

🎁 Dark comedy. Holiday chaos. Eldritch cheer.

The Crossover Engineers present: Eldritch Horror Christmas.

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Its Time to Race!🏎️

Keanu Reeves and Tom Cruise team up to pilot a dog pulled sleigh, racing across planets in a galaxy spanning showdown against Vin Diesel.

Vin Diesel is still racing for the fate of entire worlds, deciding whether planets can join the Star Trek Federation. But this time, the competition has changed. Tom Cruise’s quest to find his next dog becomes the key to interstellar politics.

Family. Federation. Fur.

This is the most wholesome, high-stakes race in the universe.

The Crossover Engineers present: Star Dogs.

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Thanks to Jeff Busch (drums) and The Go Janes (optimal choir) for their contributions to the soundtrack.