What if 50 people decided to fight the ocean… and the ocean fought back?

In this episode of Crossover, Inc., two ridiculous movie ideas are developed separately and then forcibly smashed together into one chaotic crossover. On the table:

🌊 Oceans 50: a support group turned vigilante squad taking revenge on a sentient, baby-stealing ocean

👽 An adolescent alien who steals faces through reflections

🧠 Robert Downey Jr. as a pre-Iron Man task force leader who succeeds at literally everything

What follows is a fully improvised writers’ room packed with wild logic, escalating stakes, corporate dystopias, cults, Green Day, and the eternal question:

How do you actually fight the ocean?

The Crossover Engineers present: Ocean’s Fifty.

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🎄🐙 HOLIDAY CROSSOVER SPECIAL 🐙🎄

Anna Kendrick attempts dark magic to revive her husband and accidentally summons Cthulhu, an ancient god who only understands podcast sponsorships and creatine. After discovering the joy of being mall Santa, Cthulhu rains creatine snow, stops porch pirates with jiu-jitsu, and slowly wins over the town… including the Mayor, who may also be falling for Anna.

Meanwhile, Sigourney Weaver, Anna’s mother, secretly serves a possessed eldritch Christmas tree that fuels holiday spirit through human sacrifice. Eternal youth comes at a price, and when Detective Willem Dafoe, the Mayor’s brother, investigates the disappearances, love threatens to destroy the system.

In this festive crossover, the truth is revealed: Cthulhu isn’t the monster, the Christmas tree is. Family secrets unravel, love wins, and cosmic horror discovers the true meaning of Christmas.

🎁 Dark comedy. Holiday chaos. Eldritch cheer.

The Crossover Engineers present: Eldritch Horror Christmas.

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Its Time to Race!🏎️

Keanu Reeves and Tom Cruise team up to pilot a dog pulled sleigh, racing across planets in a galaxy spanning showdown against Vin Diesel.

Vin Diesel is still racing for the fate of entire worlds, deciding whether planets can join the Star Trek Federation. But this time, the competition has changed. Tom Cruise’s quest to find his next dog becomes the key to interstellar politics.

Family. Federation. Fur.

This is the most wholesome, high-stakes race in the universe.

The Crossover Engineers present: Star Dogs.

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My Cabbages!

The sentient cabbages are BACK—and this time they’re done stealing your pets, your family, and your dignity. Their new mission? Stop bubble-boy Tom Holland from creating Minecraft 2, because apparently nothing threatens cabbage love more than a really good sequel.

Nicholas Cage returns as the corrupted cop who’s somehow romantically entangled with the Cabbage Queen (don’t ask—he won’t explain). Meanwhile, Hideo Kojima is out here directing Minecraft like it’s a 47-hour cinematic experience, and Kristen Stewart—now a chaotic Robloxian—is trying to jailbreak Tom from his bubble before he speedruns emotional development.

The Crossover Engineers present: Cabbage Craft.

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Hitch 2?!?!

Get ready for a wild, action-packed twist on the classic rom-com Hitch! This time, the roles are flipped—Will Smith seeks help from Kevin James as he finds himself hunted by dangerous enemies. With backup from Elijah Wood and the mysterious Techno Owl, Will must confront his demons and fight his way to survival.

The Crossover Engineers present: Hitch 2: The Elijah Woods.

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Nananana Batman!*🦇

Enter a world where George Lucas wants to make everyone Gungan. But with the help of earth's most unlikely duo Batman and angle face, they will team up to try and save our planet from a cataclysmic catastrophe.

The Crossover Engineers present: Bat Notice.

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It’s time to duel… with ants! 🐜⚔️

Enter a world where Jerry Seinfeld and Michael Scott are gods among ants. Four rival legions inhabit the storage sets of America’s most iconic sitcoms, all under the watchful eye of fully-sized adult man and motion-capture star Andy Serkis.

The Crossover Engineers present: Yu-Gi-Ant — where top duelists face off against sitcom swarms in epic battles of strategy, chaos, and sheer scale.

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It’s crunch time!🕔

The Crossover Engineers pit Danny Dorrito (plot relevant spelling) against time’s finest: The Clock Cops.

Learn their lore as the boys make it up in real time. Feat. Malcolm X.

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