It is time to sign your contracts and perform your pre-cardio stretches, for this week, we are sending Paul Michael Glaser's 1987 dystopian Arnie romp, The Running Man, straight into the game zone!

Join the trio as they battle for the highest of ratings, talking all things production facts, analysis, and hypotheticals. Ad shares his fool proof plan for fleeing the law, counting on the growth of some hefty facial hair and conspiracy theorist method acting to ensure he evades capture.

Bailey, meanwhile, is ready for prime time , sharing his daydreams of becoming a Thor-like gladiator; swinging an oversized hammer that would give even Captain Freedom a run for his money.

Amber is up to her usual disgusting nonsense, channelling her inner Killian to brainstorm a game show involving traumatic dating experiences and unsavoury bodily functions. Would somebody get in touch with her therapist already!

Desperate to indulge in more satire-laden madness? Then memorise your access codes and send an uplink signal to our Instagram Network, Discord Underground and TikTok Games Arena, where the broadcasting never ends!

Music used in this episode:

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠“30-second Epic Trailer music” by Cinematic Music⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

⁠"Dreamer" by Danya Vodovoz⁠

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠“Free News Intro” by Free Motion Graphics Background Animation⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
“⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Wardrobe MalfunKtion” by Danya Vodovoz⁠

Dust down your power converters and wave farewell to that glistening binary sunset, because the Ctrl Alt Critique crew are making the jump to lightspeed! To fire up the new year, the trio are duelling with George Lucas’s 1977 cinematic behemoth, Star Wars: A New Hope.

Join Bailey, as he engineers a fool proof architectural fix for the Death Star’s exposed thermal exhaust; miraculously achieving in minutes what took Disney an entire prequel movie to explain. Ad, meanwhile, is channelling his inner intergalactic designer, pitching swanky new lightsaber concepts that are as handy for excavating gardens as they are at dismembering Sith Lords. Speaking of saber modifications, Amber has discovered a dozen or so ways to turn the Jedi’s elegant weapon into a DIY masterpiece, proving that Kyber crystal diversity is the answer to resorting peace within a hostile galaxy.

Tired of being a nerf herder stuck in a bar full of scum and villainy? Then why not pal up with a lovable rogue and set a course for Ctrl Alt Critique’s social nebula. Together we can navigate the shifting dunes of Tatooine’s TikTok, wade through the murky swamplands of Dagobah’s Discord, and fend off any Instagram Imperials looking to torch your beloved moisture farms!

Music used in this episode:

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠“30-second Epic Trailer music” by Cinematic Music⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

⁠"Dreamer" by Danya Vodovoz⁠

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠“Free News Intro” by Free Motion Graphics Background Animation⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

“⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Wardrobe MalfunKtion” by Danya Vodovoz⁠

Instead of the usual attempted dissection of a blockbuster, this week the trio are digging into a stocking full of listener questions. It’s a barmy festive special where innocent inquiries spiral into sheer madness.

Join Ad, as he educates the room on the concept of "deuteragonist"; a term Amber is convinced is entirely made up until she’s proven hilariously wrong.

Bailey, meanwhile, vents his frustration with heroes who are oblivious to scheming side-characters, while championing those who transition from push-arounds to unstoppable beasts.

Amber, on the other hand, presents her strict criteria for what defines "festive cinema," with an actual presentation at hand. We also learn of her earliest special interest; one that's less concerned with celluloid and more to do with hydraulic brushes often found at your local carwash.

Feeling the holiday spirit? Then grab your baubles and jingle on over to our Discord grotto, TikTok workshop, and Instagram wonderland.

Music used in this episode:

“⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Wardrobe MalfunKtion” by Danya Vodovoz⁠

Fasten your seatbelts and ground yourselves, dear Critters, for we are about to embark on quite the crash landing. That's right, we are engaging our distress beacons and plummeting straight toward Will Smith and M. Night Shyamalan’s planet-sized catastrophe, After Earth.

Do you despise this movie? In which case, you have found your sanctuary. We're serving up a healthy balance of unfiltered hate and outright absurdity that will leave you feeling more satisfied than an Ursa at an empath convention.

Join Amber as she attempts to 'ghost' her own cravings, contemplating whether a static-laden Life Suit is the ultimate solution to her current dietary quarrels. Ad, meanwhile, keeps his pyrotechnic skullduggery to a minimum this week. Instead, he dreams up a new service that is as erotic as it is lucrative. Bailey, on the other hand, has visions of a Life Suit modification that might be a social miracle for the gang, even if it risks rendering one of Ad's special abilities well and truly redundant.

Survived the fateful landing? Then race through the Instagram jungle, climb the TikTok volcano, and hit that emergency beacon to signal rescue from the Discord dropship, where you'll be well and truly safe from Big Willie's weekend madness.

Music used in this episode:

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠“30-second Epic Trailer music” by Cinematic Music⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

⁠"Dreamer" by Danya Vodovoz⁠

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠“Free News Intro” by Free Motion Graphics Background Animation⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

“⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Wardrobe MalfunKtion” by Danya Vodovoz⁠

Prepare yourself, gorgeous Critters, for this week the Ctrl Alt Critique crew are resisting eviction and plugging themselves into Matthew Robbins' 1987 sci-fi fantasy, Batteries Not Included.

Join the trio for some high-voltage absurdity. Bailey reveals his twisted blueprint on how to deter Mr Lacey's contractors, pitching a disturbing method of getting the adorable 'Fix-its' to execute some unwitting surgery on their victims. Ad, meanwhile, maps out his own defence plan, drafting up a concept for an R-rated Home Alone scenario designed to give Lacey's thugs a truly visceral reception. Amber somehow manages to short-circuit her dating fantasies, managing to turn a heart warming romance into a personal nightmare of rejection and eternal loneliness.

Enjoying your time in the Ctrl Alt Critique work shed? Then assemble your parts and swoosh on over to our ⁠Discord⁠ ⁠Demolition Site, ⁠TikTok ⁠Toolbox, and ⁠Instagram Roof Hut.

Music used in this episode:

“30-second Epic Trailer music” by Cinematic Music⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

⁠⁠"Dreamer" by Danya Vodovoz⁠⁠

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠“Free News Intro” by Free Motion Graphics Background Animation⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

⁠⁠“Wardrobe MalfunKtion” by Danya Vodovoz⁠

Sharpen those fangs, perfect your most brooding of stares, and try not to break any treaties while you’re at it. That’s right, lovely Critters, Ctrl Alt Critique is emerging from the misty forests of Forks for a third time!

Amber, Ad, and Bailey are sinking their teeth into the 2010 cultural phenomenon, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, and as is tradition, they are not alone! This week, they’re joined by special guest, Bailey’s sister and Twilight aficionado, Sammie, to help them take on the menacing new born army.

Join the coven for some super-human hullabaloo. Amber opens up about her tragic past as a 1940s Telford detective. Ad, meanwhile, educates the gang on an antiquated communication method involving armoured pigeons. Bailey muses on the perfect vampire power, settling on energy absorption and accidently pitching himself as a sparkly Kirby. Sammie weighs in on her desired gift; the power to hack empires, excel at her day job, and potentially turn herself into an accidental demi-god.

Enjoying the brooding down at the clearing? Why not sprint over to our Discord den, track the scent to our Instagram imprinting reservation, and lurk with us on the TikTok treaty line.

Music used in this episode:

“30-second Epic Trailer music” by Cinematic Music⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

“Adagio for Strings” by Samuel Barber

⁠"Dreamer" by Danya Vodovoz⁠

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠“Free News Intro” by Free Motion Graphics Background Animation⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

“Medieval Song Village Consort” by Always Music

“Noir 1” by Pedro

⁠“Wardrobe MalfunKtion” by Danya Vodovoz⁠

Scrub down your intravehicular medical garments, secure the lab, and prepare for quarantine, because Ctrl Alt Critique is capturing a new specimen this week! That's right, darling Critters, Amber and Bailey are floating free from the airlock to tackle quite the organism; Daniel Espinosa's 2017 sci-fi shocker, Life.

Join the crew for a spot of zero-gravity chitchat. Amber shares her terror of the ultimate lockdown scenario; being trapped in a space pod with her lifelong hero, James Cameron, terrified that the beloved director will end up starting a fight with her. Bailey, meanwhile, pitches a thrilling experiment; a movie that splices the DNA of 1988's Child's Play with 1995's Toy Story.

Enjoying your incubation in the Ctrl Alt Critique containment unit? Why not let your conversation evolve further. Float on across to our Discord Decontamination unit, scuttle toward our Instagram ISS airlock, and lurk between the TikTok test tubes. All specimens are welcome!

Music used in this episode:

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠“30-second Epic Trailer music” by Cinematic Music⁠⁠⁠⁠

⁠"Careless Whisper" by George Michael⁠

"Dreamer" by Danya Vodovoz

"Fight to Survive" by Jeremiah Kane

⁠⁠⁠⁠“Free News Intro” by Free Motion Graphics Background Animation⁠⁠⁠⁠

“⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Wardrobe MalfunKtion” by Danya Vodovoz⁠

Grab your Mül converter, plot a course for Alpha, and prepare to phase-shift with Amber and Bailey. That's right, Critters, this week the Ctrl Alt Critique gang are firing up their Astroship and diving headfirst into Luc Besson's 2017 visual buffet, Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets!

Amber channels her inner Bubble, unpacking the pros and cons of Rihanna's shape-shifting cabaret act, questioning whether a glamourpod is the ultimate tool for infiltrating her school bullies' social circle. Bailey, meanwhile, gets down to brass tacks, debating the intergalactic ethics of powering an agriculture and diamond empire at the expense of an adorable space rodent.

Did you enjoy your stay in the city of a thousand ramblings? The conversation continues in our own edition of the Big Market! Phase on over to our Discord dimension, TikTok territory, and Instagram interstellar to join in on the intergalactic waffle.

Music used in this episode:

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠“30-second Epic Trailer music” by Cinematic Music⁠⁠⁠

⁠⁠⁠“Free News Intro” by Free Motion Graphics Background Animation⁠⁠⁠

“⁠⁠⁠⁠Wardrobe MalfunKtion” by Danya Vodovoz⁠