Episodes

  • Episode 13: Raptors in the Bathroom

    Episode 13: Raptors in the Bathroom
    Sep 23 2025
    We open the show talking about how quickly kids change, and question the dinosaur industrial complex. Then a quick pivot into people ruining their livelihoods for celebrating death, the Charlie Kirk memorial, and the Jimmy Kimmel suspension. We end with emails about evil parents and online dating.
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    54 mins
  • Episode 12: Consequences

    Episode 12: Consequences
    Sep 16 2025
    We begin with a story about my 3 yr old’s play date, talk about kids shows, hard turn into Tyler Robinson and his pack of degenerates, and a new version of cancel culture comes for liberals.
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    52 mins
  • Charlie Kirk

    Charlie Kirk
    Sep 11 2025
    Remembering Charlie Kirk
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    28 mins
  • Episode 11: Head on a Swivel

    Episode 11: Head on a Swivel
    Sep 9 2025
    We start the episode explaining why I’m currently in the doghouse. Review several viral videos from the weekend including Phillies Karen, the Charlotte public transportation murder, and the military blowing up cartel members. We then end with my embarrassing proposal story and how to avoid disappointing your fiancé.
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    50 mins
  • Episode 10: Identity Crisis

    Episode 10: Identity Crisis
    Sep 3 2025
    We discuss the temporary identity crisis that a lot of parents deal with in the early days, reluctantly talk about the terror attack in Minneapolis, congratulate Taylor Swift on her engagement, and give advice on baby names.
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    50 mins
  • Episode 9: Maddow Glasses

    Episode 9: Maddow Glasses
    Aug 27 2025
    We get into a conspiracy theory about daycares, mourn the loss of Cracker Barrel, talk about how great the Cowboys Netflix documentary is, and answer emails about homeschooling and fighting other dads.
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    54 mins
  • Episode 8: A Series of Tiny Miracles

    Episode 8: A Series of Tiny Miracles
    Aug 20 2025
    We start by reflecting on the journey we all take to becoming fathers, then laugh at Chuck Schumer, roll our eyes at the NFL, and read some posts by adult children on Reddit.
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    46 mins
  • Episode 7: Baba Booey

    Episode 7: Baba Booey
    Aug 13 2025
    This week I finally accept my son for who he is, discuss the downfall of Howard Stern, identify the one person South Park won’t mock, and read some emails.
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    43 mins