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Dam Internet, You Scary!

Dam Internet, You Scary!

Written by: Patrick Cloud Tahir Moore
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THE BOYS ARE BACK!! FROM THE ALL DEF PODCAST: "THE INTERNET IS UNDEFEATED" COMES A NEW SPINOFF SHOW CALLED "DAM INTERNET, YOU SCARY!!"Hosts Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud break down the hilarious yet horrifying things we see on the internet every day!! Then close the curtains and get into some creepy conspiracies!!

Dam Internet, You Scary!
True Crime
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  • 360: AI Police Cameras, Deadly Gender Reveals & A Tattoo That Solved Murder
    Jul 2 2026

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    Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!

    One tattoo helped solve a murder years later...

    This week Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud react to one of the wildest true crime stories ever, a woman who was jailed because police thought SpaghettiOs were meth, deadly skydiving and gender reveal disasters, AI surveillance cameras, and plenty more internet insanity.

    👇 Which story shocked you the most?

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    0:00 Skydiving Plane Crash Kills 12 People
    4:25 Would You Jump From A Crashing Plane?
    5:20 Worst Adrenaline Activities Ever
    8:15 Throwback Fashion & Old School Hats
    17:36 Sponsor - Kickoff
    20:02 AI License Plate Readers & Police Surveillance
    23:30 AI Wrongfully Identifies Suspect
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    29:00 Talking Parrots, Smart Pets & Privacy
    32:05 Gender Reveal Deaths Keep Happening
    34:55 Woman Trapped In A Sewage Toilet
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    41:00 Police Arrest Woman Over SpaghettiOs Mistaken For Meth
    45:03 Prison Escape Using A Hand-Drawn Key
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    50:41 Tattoo Helps Detectives Solve Cold Case Murder
    56:10 Are We Living In The Good Old Days?
    57:20 Outro

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    58 mins
  • 359: Operation Midnight Climax and the CIA's secret brothel on DIYS
    Jun 25 2026

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    Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!

    What would you rather deal with: 638 assassination attempts... or an island full of virus-carrying monkeys? 🤯

    This week on Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud dive into some of the internet's strangest true stories, including the CIA's unbelievable attempts to assassinate Fidel Castro, the mysterious monkey island used for government research, bizarre WWII propaganda plans, Operation Midnight Climax, and a story about a mother who was run over after letting her 13-year-old son drive.

    Stories discussed in this episode include:

    • Why the CIA reportedly tried to assassinate Fidel Castro 638 times
    • Exploding cigars, poisoned wetsuits, and other unbelievable assassination plots
    • Why the U.S. has an island full of monkeys used for medical research
    • Hantavirus and why humans aren't allowed on the island
    • The WWII propaganda campaign involving oversized condoms
    • Operation Midnight Climax and one of the CIA's strangest experiments
    • MKUltra and government mind control research
    • A mother who let her 13-year-old drive... and ended up getting run over
    • Whether she should have been criminally charged
    • Plus plenty of laughs, side conversations, and internet rabbit holes

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    00:00 Cold Open: Why Scammers Can't Trust Each Other
    00:00:40 Welcome Back + Studio Intro
    01:31 Working Out to Relaxing Music
    04:09 Would You Trust an Uber Driver With No License?
    12:59 Sponsor: Cash App
    15:59 Why the U.S. Has an Island Full of Research Monkeys
    16:24 The Truth About Hantavirus and Monkey Island
    21:17 The WWII Plan to Fool Germany With Giant Condoms
    21:58 The CIA's 638 Failed Attempts to Kill Fidel Castro
    23:45 Exploding Cigars, Poisoned Wetsuits & Other Real Castro Assassination Plots
    26:22 Sponsor: Mint Mobile
    28:13 The CIA's Secret Brothel Experiment
    29:07 Operation Midnight Climax Explained
    31:24 MKUltra and Government Mind Control Experiments
    34:00 The Squatter Removal Strategy That Doesn't Break the Law
    39:10 Would This Actually Make a Squatter Leave?
    44:45 Mom Lets 13-Year-Old Drive... Then Gets Run Over
    46:05 Christmas Conversation & Holiday Irony
    47:45 Should the Mother Be Criminally Charged?
    52:00 Electric Chair Debate
    56:48 Final Thoughts

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    59 mins
  • 358: Behind the Scenes of Nightlife, DJing & Viral Culture on DIYS w/DJ R-Tistic
    Jun 18 2026

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    Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! DJ R-Tistic joins Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud for a conversation about DJ culture, crowd psychology, social media addiction, nightlife, attention spans, and what years behind the DJ booth have taught him about people.

    From reading a room to navigating today's social media-driven world, this episode dives into the psychology behind entertainment, attention, and human behavior.

    🎙️ Guest:
    DJ R-Tistic https://www.instagram.com/djrtistic/

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    00:00 Intro
    03:00 Social Media & Attention Spans
    10:00 Why Boredom Is Disappearing
    18:00 How DJ R-Tistic Got Started
    27:00 Reading A Crowd
    36:00 The Psychology Of DJing
    45:00 Nightlife Stories
    55:00 Relationships, Networking & Access
    1:05:00 Social Media Validation
    1:15:00 Wild DJ Experiences
    1:25:00 Final Thoughts

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    1 hr and 17 mins
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