The world has gone to SHIT but we just have a laugh at it!

Rachel has Decommissioned her pubes

Decommissioned Celeb returned for another week this weeks celeb had a deva strop because of an out of order lift. Who could it be?

Have a think.... have you ever seen a cow on a hill? No is the answer! FACT!

An old man gave Wingman an envelope at the football and said inside this is a gift for your daughter. When she's my age it will be worth a lot of money. Wingman had never met this old man before. Inside the envelope was some old money. We get an expert to value the historical cash. Is he in the money? Listen to his reaction when he hears the value for the first time.

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Decommissioned is the intellectual property of three massive intellectuals under the name ‘Rob Rach and Wingman Ltd’. Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying. Music by Hywel Evans.

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The world has gone to SHIT but we just have a laugh at it!

Why are we going to the moon in the next few weeks? What's going on?

People are leaving notes for themselves and putting it away with the Christmas decorations till next year. Some people are even leaving money for themselves. What would you leave yourself?

An old man gave Wingman an envelope at the football and said inside this is a gift for your daughter. When she's my age it will be worth a lot of money. Wingman had never met this old man before.

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The world is going to 'SHIT' but we just laugh at it!!!

We begin the episode with an update on Rach's wedding plans. Is this the year? Rob also reminisces about his wedding 12 years ago. Wingman invited 12 randoms into Robs wedding and they stole all his wedding gifts and money!!

There is a big problem that's really annoying rich people. A shortage of tennis coaches in the UK! Where have they all gone?

Decommissioned Celebrity is back for the first time this year. This weeks Celeb was a bit of a dick in a coffee shop in London. Their identity has been disguised with another Celeb! The name you hear in the story is NOT the Celeb involved for legal reasons!!!

Part 1 out every Tuesday. Part 2 out every Thursday just for you. PASS IT ON!!!

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