• Decommissioned - I've never Seen a Cow on a Hill
    Jan 20 2026

    The world has gone to SHIT but we just have a laugh at it!


    Rachel has Decommissioned her pubes


    Decommissioned Celeb returned for another week this weeks celeb had a deva strop because of an out of order lift. Who could it be?


    Have a think.... have you ever seen a cow on a hill? No is the answer! FACT!


    An old man gave Wingman an envelope at the football and said inside this is a gift for your daughter. When she's my age it will be worth a lot of money. Wingman had never met this old man before. Inside the envelope was some old money. We get an expert to value the historical cash. Is he in the money? Listen to his reaction when he hears the value for the first time.


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    Decommissioned is the intellectual property of three massive intellectuals under the name ‘Rob Rach and Wingman Ltd’. Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying. Music by Hywel Evans.

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    42 mins
  • Decommissioned - Rich People Problems Part 2
    Jan 15 2026

    The world has gone to SHIT but we just have a laugh at it!


    Why are we going to the moon in the next few weeks? What's going on?


    People are leaving notes for themselves and putting it away with the Christmas decorations till next year. Some people are even leaving money for themselves. What would you leave yourself?


    An old man gave Wingman an envelope at the football and said inside this is a gift for your daughter. When she's my age it will be worth a lot of money. Wingman had never met this old man before.


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    23 mins
  • Decommissioned Rich people problems - Part 1
    Jan 13 2026

    The world is going to 'SHIT' but we just laugh at it!!!


    We begin the episode with an update on Rach's wedding plans. Is this the year? Rob also reminisces about his wedding 12 years ago. Wingman invited 12 randoms into Robs wedding and they stole all his wedding gifts and money!!


    There is a big problem that's really annoying rich people. A shortage of tennis coaches in the UK! Where have they all gone?


    Decommissioned Celebrity is back for the first time this year. This weeks Celeb was a bit of a dick in a coffee shop in London. Their identity has been disguised with another Celeb! The name you hear in the story is NOT the Celeb involved for legal reasons!!!


    Part 1 out every Tuesday. Part 2 out every Thursday just for you. PASS IT ON!!!


    Hot water bottles are selling fast. New 'Decommissioned' official Merchandise AVAILABLE NOW!!! Visit decommissioned.co.uk


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    24 mins
  • Decommissioned - Predictions Part 2
    Jan 8 2026

    The world is going to 'SHIT' but we just laugh at it!!!


    Part 1 out every Tuesday. Part 2 out every Thursday just for you. PASS IT ON!!!


    Hot water bottles are selling fast. New 'Decommissioned' official Merchandise AVAILABLE NOW!!! Visit decommissioned.co.uk




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    32 mins
  • Decommissioned - predictions Part 1
    Jan 6 2026

    The world is going to 'SHIT' but we just laugh at it!!!


    Would you go down a water slide into crocodile infested water if you were pissed?


    Some advice for you. If you ever meet a stranger kick them in the balls.


    We talk about some jobs that actually existed over a hundred years ago. And stumble upon the reason cows have got a switch up their arses that not many people know about.


    Rob also has a power cut mid episode.


    Part 1 out every Tuesday. Part 2 out every Thursday just for you. PASS IT ON!!!


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    28 mins
  • Decommissioned - Arse End Of Christmas Special Part 2
    Dec 30 2025

    The world is going to shit so we just laugh at it!!!


    Most Podcasts have Christmas off. Not us The Decommissioned Podcast is never off!


    Hope you enjoy the Arse End Of Christmas special PART 2


    Decommissioned is now split into two weekly episodes. They are released every Tuesday and Thursday.


    Enjoy People.


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    39 mins
  • Decommissioned - Christmas part 1
    Dec 23 2025

    The world is going to shit so we just laugh at it!!!


    Merry Christmas everyone!!!


    Most Podcasts have Christmas off. Not us The Decommissioned Podcast is never off!


    Hope you enjoy the Christmas special PART 1


    Decommissioned is now split into two weekly episodes. They are released every Tuesday and Thursday.


    Enjoy People.


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    31 mins
  • Decommissioned - Social Media Part 2
    Dec 18 2025

    The world is going to shit so we just laugh at it!!!


    Decommissioned is now split into two weekly episodes. They are released every Tuesday and Thursday.


    Enjoy People.


    MERCHANDISE AVAILABLE NOW!!! Visit decommissioned.co.uk


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    28 mins