Episodes

  • Wade's One Man Show

    Wade's One Man Show
    Jan 23 2026
    The reviews are in, and critics are raving: "Finally! A star that out-shines the rest!" - The Minion Chronicle "If I said I didn't like it, that would be a bald-faced lie." - The Hairless Herald "I can't f**king see!" - Bob Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    38 mins
  • Best of Unfair: Part 1 (Compilation)

    Best of Unfair: Part 1 (Compilation)
    Jan 19 2026
    The only word, besides bald, that has changed the trajectory of Distractible forever. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 8 mins
  • Best of P*ssed Off: Part 1 (Compilation)

    Best of P*ssed Off: Part 1 (Compilation)
    Jan 16 2026
    You better hope the Distractible Vault is fireproof, because there's a whole lot of fiery fury building up in this compilation! Check out shopify.com/distractible today Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    29 mins
  • Make Wade Do It

    Make Wade Do It
    Jan 9 2026
    Bob and Mark motivate Wade to start his 2026 New Year's resolutions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    56 mins
  • 2026 Distractible Game Guide

    2026 Distractible Game Guide
    Jan 5 2026
    New year, new games, same bald, same 'naise. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    52 mins
  • Get Ready For A Lot of Ligolo

    Get Ready For A Lot of Ligolo
    Dec 22 2025
    The guys alphabetically bring out the Christmas cheer with classic tales of elf prison breaks, fast food snowmen, gigantic Santas, and a whole lot of everyone's favorite character: Ligolo. Reserve your ticket now at ironlung.com. Only in theaters January 30, 2026. Order now at ⁠pandaexpress.com⁠ or a store near you. Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    55 mins
  • Squid Game (Even Too-er)

    Squid Game (Even Too-er)
    Dec 19 2025
    The cephalopod confab returns as the guys expound upon what childhood games they'd like to see in their own version of Squid Game. Reserve your ticket now at ironlung.com. Only in theaters January 30, 2026. Order now at ⁠pandaexpress.com⁠ or a store near you. Learn more at uber.com/onourway Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    43 mins
  • Size Matters (Part 2)

    Size Matters (Part 2)
    Dec 15 2025
    The ultimate test of endurance returns as Mark once again puts Bob and Wade to the linguistic test. Reserve your ticket now at ironlung.com. Only in theaters January 30, 2026. Order now at ⁠pandaexpress.com⁠ or a store near you. Visit www.rocketmoney.com/Distractible Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    47 mins