Is the Trojan War a historical fact, or just the world's most successful piece of ancient fanfiction? We all know the pop-culture version containing a thousand ships, an invincible heel, petty gods sabotaging boats, and a giant wooden horse that somehow fooled an entire city. But for historians, turning Homer's Iliad into actual history is a total nightmare.

In this episode, we treat the Trojan War like an ancient cold case. We look at why the Iliad isn't the military logbook people think it is and explore the real-life mound of Hisarlık in Turkey, a place with nine different layers of stacked cities. We revisit Heinrich Schliemann, the millionaire amateur who "found" Troy by accidentally bulldozing through the very historical layers he was trying to prove, and dive into Hittite clay tablets that suggest there really was a Bronze Age power struggle over a city called Wilusa.

As always, this episode combines comedy commentary, offbeat learning, and quirky insights into one of those seemingly random topics that turns out to be alarmingly relevant today. It's a lighthearted dive into ancient propaganda, messy archaeology, and why the line between history and myth is a lot blurrier than Hollywood wants you to think.

Important links:

1. UNESCO — Archaeological Site of Troy

2. British Museum — The Search for the Lost City of Troy

3. British Museum — The Myth of the Trojan War

4. Archaeology Magazine — "Was There a Trojan War?" by Manfred Korfmann

5. Penn Museum — "Was There a Trojan War? Recent Excavations at Troy"

6. Smithsonian — In Search of Troy

7. Smithsonian — The Man Who Discovered—and Nearly Destroyed—Troy

8. Cambridge University Press — Hittite Literary Evidence

9. Society of Biblical Literature — The Ahhiyawa Texts

10. LAMAN Hittite Text Database — The Tawagalawa Letter

11. Perseus Digital Library — Homer's Iliad

12. Oxford University Press — The Trojan War: A Very Short Introduction

13. Universal Pictures — The Odyssey

Don't Know, Do Care is the brainchild of Ashmita, Sandy, and Prakhar, three friends from different backgrounds and interests. Ashmita works in sustainability, Sandy's an entrepreneur (puke) who'd rather not be, and Prakhar works with Sandy and is just trying to make sense of it all.

Three mildly confused friends, one weirdly specific topic each week. We don't know much, but we care just enough to talk about it for up to an hour each week.

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