It's a very special, totally not last-minute, holiday helping of festive fantasy foreplay! In what may be our (questionably) sexiest episode yet, we somehow manage to make tabletop roleplaying less comfortable than a family dinner with your problematic inlaws.

Note: The prep for this adventure was co-written with Shelli "Kill 'em All" Quay, who will join the show as a full-time host and writer in 2021. There's no published version of this adventure but you're still welcome to run it at your own table.

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Aye, here be a nugget o' gold for ye earholes, matey. This one has it all: pets, piracy, and a blatant disregard for consistent formatting. You can literally hear us barely trying.

Note: Our previous guest, Shelli "Kill 'em All" Quay, will join the show as a full-time host and writer in 2021. This episode was tracked prior to her arrival, but you can still spot her handiwork in the published version of this adventure. Anchors aweigh!

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A delicious, blood-fueled trip into the heart of an impregnable fortress, complete with treacherous terrain, disorienting mazes, and a wyvern-riding dog fight through cold unforgiving skies. Who's hungry?

Note: this episode features a guest, Shelli "Kill 'em All" Quay, who will be joining the show as a full-time host and writer in 2021. Hail and well met, Shelli!

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