It's a very special, totally not last-minute, holiday helping of festive fantasy foreplay! In what may be our (questionably) sexiest episode yet, we somehow manage to make tabletop roleplaying less comfortable than a family dinner with your problematic inlaws.

Note: The prep for this adventure was co-written with Shelli "Kill 'em All" Quay, who will join the show as a full-time host and writer in 2021. There's no published version of this adventure but you're still welcome to run it at your own table.

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Aye, here be a nugget o' gold for ye earholes, matey. This one has it all: pets, piracy, and a blatant disregard for consistent formatting. You can literally hear us barely trying.

Note: Our previous guest, Shelli "Kill 'em All" Quay, will join the show as a full-time host and writer in 2021. This episode was tracked prior to her arrival, but you can still spot her handiwork in the published version of this adventure. Anchors aweigh!

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A delicious, blood-fueled trip into the heart of an impregnable fortress, complete with treacherous terrain, disorienting mazes, and a wyvern-riding dog fight through cold unforgiving skies. Who's hungry?

Note: this episode features a guest, Shelli "Kill 'em All" Quay, who will be joining the show as a full-time host and writer in 2021. Hail and well met, Shelli!

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You know that famous show where the angry police chief always tells their trouble-hungry detectives to play this one by the book? No, seriously, if you know what show that's from, please email us. We definitely stole it, we aren't sure where from.

Guest baby John Graham joins Josh and Mathr on an expedition to hunt down and capture the most shagadelic creatures in the multi-verse, baby! Yeah!

Josh and Mathr recount their shared love for M. Night's inimitable masterpiece and promptly proceed to cop its style.

Occasionally, we run these sessions as one-shot adventures. Follow us on Twitch and YouTube to see how that pans out.

Josh and Mathr question whether this show is worth the time it took to record while also setting some ground rules for their future disasters.

Dungeon Babies is a weekly challenge in which two foolish mortals attempt to master the devil's domain. Let darkness sway your subconscious mind starting August 11, 2020.