Episodes

  • Episode 388: Two Weeks Out From The Midterms: Our Experts Weigh In

    Episode 388: Two Weeks Out From The Midterms: Our Experts Weigh In
    Oct 20 2026

    Jon updates the EPM Index for the midterms. David celebrates nonstop pain at the pump.

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    55 mins
  • Episode 387: "It Won't Show Up Anywhere If You Wire Money To American Express"

    Episode 387: "It Won't Show Up Anywhere If You Wire Money To American Express"
    Oct 13 2026

    David pitches ghostwriting Kimberly Guilfoyle's memoir. Jon reviews Digger.

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    56 mins
  • Episode 386: Scraggly Facial Hair In The Battlespace: The Hidden Lethality Of Beardos (Our Experts Weigh In)

    Episode 386: Scraggly Facial Hair In The Battlespace: The Hidden Lethality Of Beardos (Our Experts Weigh In)
    Oct 6 2026

    David gets his feelings hurt by the President. Jon is tempted by Digger.

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    58 mins
  • Episode 385: Eating Healthy Is Anti-Human

    Episode 385: Eating Healthy Is Anti-Human
    Sep 29 2026

    Jon gives up on Maine. David shares two amazing dreams.

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    49 mins
  • Episode 384: UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER NOW!!!

    Episode 384: UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER NOW!!!
    Sep 22 2026

    Jon gets poetic solving a cryptic crossword clue. David introduces a two-step plan to heal the world.

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    57 mins
  • Episode 383: Could The $5,000 Trump Dividend Help Americans' Pain At The Pump? Our Experts Weigh In.

    Episode 383: Could The $5,000 Trump Dividend Help Americans' Pain At The Pump? Our Experts Weigh In.
    Sep 15 2026

    Jon wonders if the president's political instincts are finally fading. David is excited to run out of missiles.

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    58 mins
  • Episode 382: Dan Brown International Airport (DBI)

    Episode 382: Dan Brown International Airport (DBI)
    Sep 8 2026

    Jon thinks things are quiet ... maybe too quiet. David ponders the RNC midterm convention.

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    54 mins
  • Episode 381: Patreon Episode PREVIEW: Tree Canopy Percentages -- Reconciling Data And Vibes

    Episode 381: Patreon Episode PREVIEW: Tree Canopy Percentages -- Reconciling Data And Vibes
    Sep 4 2026

    Jon compares (and critiques) tree canopy data for 250+ American cities and towns. Join our Patreon to hear the full episode! https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers
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    3 mins