Surprise motherfudder, we have guest themes! We call this "Fud's of Future Past" as all of our partners used to be part of our film club! And they have some ideas for what we should talk about on the podcast...

Des's partner has given us a truly excellent theme inspired by the fact that Des hates Keira Knightley in a corset... what a weirdo. She wants us to pick a film we love from a genre we hate. Des hates vampire movies (seriously... weirdo) but loves What We Do In The Shadows.

As always prepare for some hot takes, deep film analysis, someone losing the plot, a bit of banter, a few good taglines, a wee quiz and our final scores.

***Please excuse the technical difficulties with Des' mic on this episode***

Theme Three - Theme Hard with a Vengeance. Paul's up with his first theme and he wants to know what everyones first 18 certificate film was.

Jack's first film was Return of the Living Dead Part II (according to his sisters) and we can only apologies if you happen to have watched this film because of us! We don't let him off easy...

As always prepare for some hot takes, deep film analysis, someone losing the plot, a bit of banter, a few good taglines, a wee quiz and our final scores.

Theme Three - Theme Hard with a Vengeance. Paul's up with his first theme and he wants to know what everyones first 18 certificate film was.

Des' first film was The Running Man and he has some interesting ideas on what his stalker name would be if he was part of the show.

As always prepare for some hot takes, deep film analysis, someone losing the plot, a bit of banter, a few good taglines, a wee quiz and our final scores.

Theme Three - Theme Hard with a Vengeance. Paul's up with his first theme and he wants to know what everyones first 18 certificate film was.

His was Predator when he was 8 years old and he had a rather interesting question about Chekov's Gorilla's...

As always prepare for some hot takes, deep film analysis, someone losing the plot, a bit of banter, a few good taglines, a wee quiz and our final scores.

Theme 2 - Theme Harder... Jack has challenged us to pick films which opened us up to a new type of cinema, Des is rounding off the theme with his choice, Sweet Sixteen.

That's the Ken Loach film by the way... NOT the 1983 slasher film of the same name. But you knew that of course, because Des clearly only picks Scottish films!

As always prepare for some hot takes, deep film analysis, someone losing the plot, a bit of banter, a few good taglines, a wee quiz and our final scores.

Theme 2 - Theme Harder... Jack has challenged us to pick films which opened us up to a new type of cinema, Paul has picked THE indie film. Clerks! And would you believe he wasn't even meant to be podcasting today...

As always prepare for some hot takes, deep film analysis, someone losing the plot, a bit of banter, a few good taglines, a wee quiz and our final scores.

Theme 2 - Theme Harder... Jack has challenged us to pick films which opened us up to a new type of cinema! His choice is Dead Man's Shoes which opened him up to a strange fear of elephants...

We also introduce a new segment. Alternate Taglines and interrupting Jack

As always prepare for some hot takes, deep film analysis, someone losing the plot, a bit of banter, a wee quiz and some final scores.

Three episodes... I guess we're actual podcasters now! It's time to round off our first theme: Most Influential Scottish Films.

Paul goes for an unexpected choice as a direct rebuttal to a previous pick. Prepare for some hot takes, film analysis, a bit of banter, a wee quiz and some final scores.