This episode is all about fears... What would you do if an intruder invaded your home? What if your plane crashed? What if you and your partner suddenly became sexually unaligned? Would you be completely rocked? If so, this is the episode for you. Thanks for watching - we respect you!

What happens:

0:00 intro

0:32 fears of intruders

4:09 fear of flying

11:00 marshmallows

17:25 fear of heights

20:04 scary music

26:08 the worst way to die

27:04 dave’s biggest fears

32:14 accents

35:21 screams

38:29 sex fears

42:39 silence

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Finneas comes over and we go deeper than you're probably used to. We talk about childhood separation anxiety, songwriting with Billie, graduating a fake high school with a diploma written in ketchup, the OCD rituals Dave's parents bribed him to give up, the most time-efficient way to attain enlightenment, tofu, humanoid robots, and our weddings (past present and future). Later Finneas gets on the Wurlitzer and improvises a genuinely beautiful song about Kristin's ChatGPT habits. This man is such a musical genius it might make you mad. Thanks for watching - we respect you!

What happens:

0:00 going deeper

2:09 Finneas arrives

3:14 separation anxiety

6:10 Spirited Away

8:21 OCD rituals

10:20 origin stories and hair

13:15 old music discoveries

14:55 performing live

15:47 releasing songs vs holding them back

17:05 old music part ii

19:20 when Finneas first saw Dave

20:21 Finneas’s mom on Friends

21:06 acting

23:05 getting engaged and married

26:05 tofu

28:34 colorblindness

30:00 gymnastics

31:09 high school

34:44 vacation time

35:42 family

37:25 stupidest thing we bought

38:25 robots and AI

41:00 burning questions

45:15 reading

47:38 keyboard session

58:32 manifesting

59:52 Kristin on the keys

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Barry Keoghan comes over to hang. We talk about acting, fame, dating, social media’s impact on fame and dating, how he approaches roles, and that ending scene in Saltburn. Things get a little serious then fun as we bounce between career highs, personal life, and some questions that probably shouldn’t be asked but are asked anyway. Thanks for watching – we respect you!

What happens:

0:00 freestyle

1:00 tasty surprise

2:07 Barry arrives

3:34 public commentary

7:34 relationship in the public eye

12:34 skin condition

14:40 addiction and sobriety

15:25 near-death experience

18:30 bunchies of Ed Sheeran

19:57 hair and Beatles

20:30 fighting

21:05 journey into acting

21:45 buying parents stuff

23:10 the Saltburn ending

28:20 prosthetics on “Dave”

31:02 creative feedback

33:25 acting

36:33 the joker

38:35 acting part ii

40:16 health and ADHD

42:20 boxing

44:00 food and european chocolate

44:55 post-breakup life

47:02 candy formulas

48:42 Barry’s career beginnings

51:30 friends!!

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Wiz Khalifa comes over for a very special 4/20 episode! We talk about what people actually call him in real life, his face tattoos, and how he became one of the most recognizable rappers in music. Things get young, wild and free as we discuss raising kids, the blog era of hip hop, rap beef, and clenching vs pushing at the climax of you-know-what. Thanks for watching - we respect you!

What happens:

0:00 Wiz comes over

1:05 Wiz's real name

2:30 taking a Khalifa

3:30 clench or push

8:24 when Wiz met Benny

9:22 rap battles

14:40 Kanye

18:06 sobriety and having fun

19:55 having kids

24:28 self-exploration

27:23 man vs. machine

29:26 being uninhibited as an artist

31:56 singing in rap

34:46 tech and the next generation

39:33 Benny's burning questions

44:02 muay thai

50:06 best and worst day

52:06 tattoos

55:01 movie magic

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Maybe we got overconfident after inventing this brand new form of multimedia entertainment. We thought coming up with another genius invention would be easy for us but we realized we don't know anything and we don't know how to do anything. Have you ever tried to be inventive? It's harder than it looks. Oh - but Dave does a full-on freestyle and at least he’s good at that. Thanks for watching - inventors and non-inventors, we respect you!

What happens:

00:00 Layup Line Freestyle

03:49 Intro

04:17 Who invented the dental floss toothpick

05:24 Dental dams

07:38 Do you think we could invent something?

09:53 What's something that you wish existed?

10:59 Parachute for airplanes

11:59 Things that got invented by accident

13:40 Microphones, microwaves & mirrors

17:24 How they invented the internet

18:27 Void in the marketplace

20:42 Cryogenics & embryos

23:49 Lower back

25:00 The best invention of all time

27:29 This is a dot org

29:25 Jack Black’s mom

29:48 The laws of the universe

30:54 The Doomsday Clock

33:18 Medicine & brain chemistry

34:01 A practical invention

35:26 Sober pill

37:26 Macrohard

38:09 A good soundbyte

39:36 Robots

40:29 Bottles

40:51 Smart refrigerators

41:22 Top 10 underappreciated inventions

43:44 A great idea

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Nick Kroll comes over to hang. We talk about how Nick became a pillar of the comedy landscape. We talk about Big Mouth, fashion, Jeremy Allen White's belly button, getting pantsed in 7th grade, whether Dave feels competitive towards Nick, Benny's wedding force field, and Dave and Benny's 2 biggest fights of all time. Later, we draw Dave's d*ck. Thanks for watching - we respect you!

What happens:

0:00 Intro

0:24 $100 smoothie

2:14 Immersive experience at Mel’s diner

3:16 Abs

5:07 The comedy movie of your life

6:13 Nick’s family

7:20 One of the leads

8:20 Creative origins

9:31 High school / college

11:25 Pressure to be “on”

14:08 How Nick builds a voice

17:19 Healthy competition

20:10 Hang tones

22:19 Pillar of the comedy landscape

25:37 Getting pantsed in 7th grade

27:13 Drawing Dave’s d*ck

29:36 Benny’s wedding forcefield

32:01 Benny’s bombing story

33:53 How Benny asks questions

35:02 Peeing the bed

35:53 Fun, fear, anxiety & anger

38:41 Parenthood

40:02 Voices during sex

42:03 Benny’s voice

42:52 Big Mouth

45:35 Fashion

49:28 Business questions

51:05 Dave & Benny’s 2 biggest fights

53:47 Pube predictions

55:05 Nick’s business proposition

55:50 Dave’s p*rn thread

57:48 Parting affirmations

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Lizzo comes over. We talk about Prince, losing our virginities, winning Grammy's, the best and worst days of Lizzo's life, idolizing Allen Iverson, and holding in farts. At one point Lizzo shows us her flautist skills and scores our fake movie trailers. Then we freestyle and things get very inappropriate so probably don't watch this with your parents! Unless you have that kind of relationship I guess. Thanks for watching - we respect you!

What happens:

00:00 Intro

01:43 Germs

02:31 Fart gender dynamics

03:24 Half Detroit half Houston

04:27 The coolest voice

05:04 Mike Jones’ phone number

05:46 Hashiba

05:59 How it all happened

08:51 Performing while multi-tasking

10:09 The worst day of Lizzo's life

11:50 The best day of Lizzo's life

13:25 Talents

17:10 Flute

19:08 Improvised movie trailers

20:43 D*ckhole flute

21:09 How Lizzo met her boyfriend

23:11 DM slides

25:13 Dave in high school

27:38 Saying Denzel wrong

28:42 Dave's overnight camp deception

29:24 Prince

32:58 Regrets

34:48 Kristin wore pullups til 13

37:06 Grammy virginity pact

39:05 First kisses

40:23 AIM

41:20 The Allen Iverson opportunity

43:42 Presidents are tall

45:42 Internet comments

47:05 Giving Eminem's beat to Rihanna

47:59 The #1 male artist to collab with

50:25 Freestyle

58:24 Lizzo didn't know she could sing

59:16 Producer credit

01:01:56 Lizzo's friend dynamic

01:03:58 New music

01:07:24 Dave's friend dynamic

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Dave says he can gain ten pounds in two hours. Benny says there’s no chance. They decide to settle it the only way that makes sense: with a bet. What follows is a rollercoaster discussion about math, pizza weight, digestion, and whether any of this is remotely possible. There are rules. There is a scale. There is a lot of food. It goes from joking to concerning and back again, and Jay Shetty comes by to weigh in (sorry) towards the end. That’s basically the episode. Thanks for watching!

What happens:

00:00 Do not try this at home

02:00 The bet

04:45 First weigh-in

05:45 Mass is mass

07:00 Second weigh-in

08:05 Death by water

10:22 10 lb. weight

11:50 Dave's #1 fear

14:28 The Miracle on Ice

16:45 Rules

18:05 Burritos

21:40 Pizza

24:33 Doubts & concerns

27:26 The TB12 Method

28:45 Halfway point weigh-in

31:20 New strategies

33:00 Taxes

34:06 Don’t do this part 2

34:40 The details of water intoxication

38:12 Charity donations

39:05 Growth

43:35 30 minutes left

46:04 Being the bigger man

49:30 Jay Shetty stops by

52:50 The moral crossroads

55:33 1 minute left

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