Episodes

  • Ep. 211: A Lot Of Confused Hawaiians (w/ Joel Walkowski)

    Ep. 211: A Lot Of Confused Hawaiians (w/ Joel Walkowski)
    Jul 28 2026
    Full Court Press: Knicks Sweep The ESPY’s, Bam Adebayo/Tyler Herro Beef, Kawhi Trade DramaAn Interview With: HORSE Favorite and Author of Honolulu Blues: How Loving a Losing Team Created a Winning Man, Joel WalkowskiAnd Also: Cash For Cash, Alien Noses, Area 51, Nerd Hats, Colorado School Of Mimes, KAT-hausen, Good Form Choke Slams, Verisimilitude, Humiliation Rituals, Cheeky Footnotes, Cracker Barrel, Backyard Football, Onomatopoeic Names Links: Adam tour schedule- www.linktree.com/adammamawalaAdam mailing list- https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeNhlGV1zJT4WLJUG5PPJceRFYTqv8Hdsy9yv6mtlOV9sfDvQ/viewformMike’s tour schedule- www.schub.es/tourOG Anunoby ESPY’s speech- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNbvznQmj2UJalen Brunson ESPY’s speech- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bn28RCJBAGcKnicks ESPY’s speech- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dL4L-ko80eoJoel’s book!- https://www.simonandschuster.com/books/Honolulu-Blues/Joel-Walkowski/9781637749043Alyssa Thomas suspended after Caitlin Clark incident- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKAtotJ1Pfk&t=30sFind Us Online- website: horsehoops.com- patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops- twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops- instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops- facebook: facebook.com/horsehoopsHORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Mike Schubert. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.About UsOn HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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    1 hr and 4 mins
  • Ep. 210: It Was Like A Crap Sandwich But Inverse

    Ep. 210: It Was Like A Crap Sandwich But Inverse
    Jul 15 2026
    Full Court Press: NBA Free Agency Madness, WNBA Updates Re-litigating Our Pre-Season NBA Draft: How Did We Do? And Also: Literal Children, The Snowtime Lakers, Exciting Whites, Percocet P, Moldy Bread, The Parity Era Links: Adam tour schedule- www.linktree.com/adammamawalaAdam mailing list- https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeNhlGV1zJT4WLJUG5PPJceRFYTqv8Hdsy9yv6mtlOV9sfDvQ/viewformMike’s tour schedule- www.schub.es/tourLeBron’s oldest and youngest opponents- https://sports.yahoo.com/articles/63-old-kevin-willis-19-185542646.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAADmRcFs8CUcp4D5D0dTUgHyO3tcGT7hZuO7nRYDSXWYs8eQHOkJv5IGnW-Js_E8ALFnw4_pbBKJXxCZ2YJJzz-nsDrbplvEL75Tsof1FxUfMS2VVHhKmogE-5FMf2pzZqzdRBWD-DJGYL9WU9Ols449qUphORBBvryamFLVAV0yUList of who Paul George has been traded for- https://sports.yahoo.com/articles/paul-george-traded-incredible-list-143808465.htmlSad Celtics fan cries over Jalen Brown- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKneKzmCvXYFind Us Online- website: horsehoops.com- patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops- twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops- instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops- facebook: facebook.com/horsehoopsHORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Mike Schubert. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.About UsOn HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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    1 hr and 8 mins
  • Ep. 209: You’ve Been Deep Into The Spanpionship (w/ Rodger Sherman)

    Ep. 209: You’ve Been Deep Into The Spanpionship (w/ Rodger Sherman)
    Jul 1 2026
    Full Court Press: Adam & Mike Attend The NBA Draft, Giannis & LaMelo Traded, Knicks Championship Parade An Interview With: Diehard Knicks Fan, Sportswriter & Creator Of The Sports! With Rodger Sherman Newsletter, Rodger ShermanAnd Also: Lego Man Hair, Shams In Timeout, Tertiary Broadcasts, E-40 EUUHHHH, Cash Considerations, Mamdani’s Socialist Agenda 😉, Hardhat Lunchpail KnicksLinks: Adam tour schedule- www.linktree.com/adammamawalaAdam mailing list-https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeNhlGV1zJT4WLJUG5PPJceRFYTqv8Hdsy9yv6mtlOV9sfDvQ/viewform Mike’s tour schedule- www.schub.es/tour Sophie Cunningham fight- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKAtotJ1Pfk Nneka Ogwumike game winner in WNBA 30th anniversary game- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DICiKIr3Uc Mamdani parade speech- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciimC-cE_eI Rodger’s newsletter- https://rodgersherman.substack.com/Find Us Online- website: horsehoops.com- patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops- twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops- instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops- facebook: facebook.com/horsehoopsHORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Mike Schubert. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.About UsOn HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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    1 hr and 19 mins
  • Ep. 208: The Entire City Is A Watch Party

    Ep. 208: The Entire City Is A Watch Party
    Jun 18 2026
    GIANT Full Court Press: KNICKS ARE THE CHAMPS & RIP Stacey King And Also: Knicks Yetis, F*ck Them Picks, Chess Masterminding, The Ted Cruz Curse, The Wizard Of Ticketmaster, A Wemby Handful, Mindfulness With Monks, Human Cheat Codes, Coping Message Threads, Shirtless Dude Bros, Cool Likable Aliens, Baby Come Too?, Royal WeLinksAdam tour schedule- www.linktree.com/adammamawalaAdam mailing list-https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeNhlGV1zJT4WLJUG5PPJceRFYTqv8Hdsy9yv6mtlOV9sfDvQ/viewform Mike’s tour schedule- www.schub.es/tour Adam Amin on HORSE- https://horsehoops.com/episode-193-this-stuff-is-tedious-w-adam-amin/HORSE episode with my favorite Stacey King calls- https://open.spotify.com/episode/579g9AXTQMoho3FDKrY2fl?si=izhS3nzxQ9-LhOZBvaksew Knicks radio call to end Finals- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/KjfmjVrfMboKnicks in 5 subway song- https://www.instagram.com/p/DZi4sdWRCKa/Find Us Online- website: horsehoops.com- patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops- twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops- instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops- facebook: facebook.com/horsehoopsHORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.About UsOn HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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    1 hr and 8 mins
  • Ep. 207: We’re Going Into The Biblical Finals (w/ Matthew Moreland)

    Ep. 207: We’re Going Into The Biblical Finals (w/ Matthew Moreland)
    Jun 3 2026
    Full Court Press: Spurs & Knicks Face Off In The MenBA Finals, WNBA UpdatesNBA Finals Preview: Matthew Moreland AKA Ginger Spurs Boi Represents The Spurs & We Welcome A Super Top Secret Knicks Fan! And Also: Headless Horsemen, The Theoretical Knicks, 90’s-Ass Insults, James Bond Vehicles, Bruce Almighty, New Jersey Truthers, Offsetting Jinxes, Salesian Sisters, Biblical Finals, Nerd Cred, Pineapple Express, Corgis, Flopless Basketball, Double Cup, The Brizzy Wizzies, Questionable BangSponsor: Tab for a Cause: Raise money for charity every time you open a new browser tab. Visit www.tabforacause.org/horse to start raising money today. Perfect for tab monsters like Adam! LinksAdam tour schedule- www.linktree.com/adammamawalaAdam mailing list-https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeNhlGV1zJT4WLJUG5PPJceRFYTqv8Hdsy9yv6mtlOV9sfDvQ/viewform Mike’s tour schedule- www.schub.es/tour Matthew Moreland IG- https://www.instagram.com/handlebar.matt/Matthew Moreland TikTok- https://www.tiktok.com/@handlebarmattAnalysts criticizing Jalen Brunson- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9F5OxLRNYMKnicks ECF trophy ceremony- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8L5_J2rlmISpurs WCF trophy ceremony- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l26zNJhhjCwFind Us Online- website: horsehoops.com- patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops- twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops- instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops- facebook: facebook.com/horsehoopsHORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.About UsOn HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • Ep. 206: When A Horse Dies, It Becomes A Horpse

    Ep. 206: When A Horse Dies, It Becomes A Horpse
    May 20 2026
    Full Court Press: NBA Draft Lottery, RIP Brandon Clarke & Jason Collins, NBA Playoffs RecapWNBA Drama Draft: Breaking Down All The Storylines For The Upcoming Season And Also: Officially Officially Official, Sick Swag, ABS, Alcohol Jerseys, Horpses, Pinball Wizards, Big Tree Fall Hard, LeBron Consumption, Monkish, The Firepit, MAGA Barbie, Mercury In Retrograde, Harry Potter-Ass NamesSponsor: Shaker and Spoon! Get $20 off your first box at www.shakerandspoon.com/horse! Find Us Online- website: horsehoops.com- patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops- twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops- instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops- facebook: facebook.com/horsehoopsHORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.Links: Adam tour schedule- www.linktree.com/adammamawalaAdam mailing list-https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeNhlGV1zJT4WLJUG5PPJceRFYTqv8Hdsy9yv6mtlOV9sfDvQ/viewform Mike’s tour schedule- www.schub.es/tour Embiid falling jump cut- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/RW2oUZBsqUs Sixers player pointing at defender while down 36 points- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CfpfvRU0WjwWemby gets ejected- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0ygw1i_TcM Portland Fire electric buzzer beater- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0MFAgemsLU NY Liberty player’s killer crossover move- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/iDNbc2ItREQAbout UsOn HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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    1 hr and 14 mins
  • Ep. 205: Stuffed Curds In Times Square

    Ep. 205: Stuffed Curds In Times Square
    May 5 2026
    Super Mega Full Court Press: NBA Playoff Drama, WNBA Preseason Begins, Sue Bird/Megan Rapinoe Split, Paige/Azzy Rumors, Potential NBA Tanking Solution And Also: First Place Not Panic, Stuff Curds, Bang-sketball, Playoff P, WE WANT BOSTON, Conscious Uncoupling, Long Torsos, Sad Bird Noises, Squeaky Squeak, RFK Impressions, Different BluesSponsor: Tab for a Cause: Raise money for charity every time you open a new browser tab. Visit www.tabforacause.org/horse to start raising money today. Perfect for tab monsters like Adam! Find Us Online- website: horsehoops.com- patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops- twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops- instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops- facebook: facebook.com/horsehoopsHORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.Links: Adam tour schedule- www.linktree.com/adammamawalaAdam mailing list-https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeNhlGV1zJT4WLJUG5PPJceRFYTqv8Hdsy9yv6mtlOV9sfDvQ/viewform Mike’s tour schedule- www.schub.es/tour LeBron and Sengun have words- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/G3G_UTozE98 Courtside angle of Jokic/McDaniels fight- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BTe9J3xhBXY Wemby frustrated with NBA over concussion protocol- https://www.cbssports.com/nba/news/victor-wembanyama-very-unhappy-nba-concussion-protocol/ Insane Jamal Cain dunk vs Pistons- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXaQe7dnlG4 Mitchell Robinson/Dyson Daniels fight- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG-KG2kDGvkAbout UsOn HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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    1 hr and 10 mins
  • Ep. 204: The Balloons Weren’t Good Enough

    Ep. 204: The Balloons Weren’t Good Enough
    Apr 24 2026
    Full Court Press: Angel Reese Traded To Atlanta, The WNBA Draft/Expansion Draft, Geno Auriemma/Dawn Staley Beef, Viral Pacers CoupleThat Actually Is Happening: A Full NBA Playoffs Prediction/Drama BreakdownAnd Also: Fancy Bathrobes, Carrier Pigeons, Chandler Bing, The Pitt, Balloon Arch, Captcha, Plodding Centers, Flau’Bay, Oofa Doofa, The Sad-perbowl, Fine Whine, The Sadness Bowl Sponsor: Shaker and Spoon! Get $20 off your first box at www.shakerandspoon.com/horse! Links:Adam tour schedule- www.linktree.com/adammamawalaAdam mailing list-https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeNhlGV1zJT4WLJUG5PPJceRFYTqv8Hdsy9yv6mtlOV9sfDvQ/viewform Mike’s tour schedule- www.schub.es/tour Flau’jae rap song w/ Lil Wayne- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baR0ubruxCQ&list=RDbaR0ubruxCQ&start_radio=1 Geno Auriemma/Dawn Staley incident- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSigyEDhgNIGeno/Dawn aftermath- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57Ox2i_r9l4Geno/Dawn apoloy- https://www.espn.com/womens-college-basketball/story/_/id/48396359/uconn-geno-auriemma-apologizes-south-carolina-outburst Viral Pacers couple- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKSHyuuc5dMPacers couple interviewed by Shaq- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVxAaY4ZBss Hornets/Heat dramatic play-in game highlights- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8SFhD2oaNQBlazers/Suns dramatic play-in game highlights- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1RK2NTHOlcFind Us Online- website: horsehoops.com- patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops- twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops- instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops- facebook: facebook.com/horsehoopsHORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.About UsOn HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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    1 hr and 8 mins