Episodes

  • Ep. 196: I’ve Always Wanted To Be A Sexy Ümläüt
    Jan 4 2026

    Full Court Press: Knicks Win The NBA Cup, Dillon Brooks Drama, Chris Paul Drama Continues

    That Actually Happened: Adam Went To The NBA Cup In Las Vegas!

    3-on-3: The Three Best And Worst US States To Produce NBA Players

    And Also: Wimby, Werther’s Originals, Pine Coning, Legally Annoying, Sexy Underscore, The Amazing Sladek, Stuff The Magic Dragon, Gun-Related Songs, Clark Griswold Hat, The Inuit Dome, Vermont-ass Names, Tired Boys


    Sponsor: Shaker and Spoon! Get $20 off your first box at www.shakerandspoon.com/horse!


    Find Us Online

    - website: horsehoops.com

    - patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops

    - twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops

    - instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops

    - facebook: facebook.com/horsehoops


    HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.


    About Us

    On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • Ep. 195: The Clippers Are Always The Mets
    Dec 17 2025
    Full Court Press: Clippers Cut Chris Paul, Giannis Trade Rumors, Desmond Bane Gets Spicy, Thunder’s Historic SeasonAn Interview With: Founder & CEO Of FORE Enterprise, Tyler Hochman on AI In Sports And Also: DNP: Old As Hell, SuFi, Mike Schubert Era, Cliff Paul Bobblehead Night, Bobbleleg Night, Malicious And Vicious, Christmas Pajamas Sponsor: Tab for a Cause: Raise money for charity every time you open a new browser tab. Visit www.tabforacause.org/horse to start raising money today. Perfect for tab monsters like Adam! Find Us Online- website: horsehoops.com- patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops- twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops- instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops- facebook: facebook.com/horsehoopsHORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.About UsOn HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!Links: Adam tour schedule- www.adammamawala.com/standup Adam mailing list-https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeNhlGV1zJT4WLJUG5PPJceRFYTqv8Hdsy9yv6mtlOV9sfDvQ/viewform Mike’s tour schedule- www.schub.es/tour What the world was like the last time LeBron scored less than 10 points in the game- https://www.si.com/nba/what-world-looked-like-lebron-james-failed-10-points6 fingered MLB pitcher- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antonio_AlfonsecaDesmond Bane throwing a ball at OG Anunoby- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOYgJKS9tL4Tyler’s company- https://foreenterprise.com/ Tyler’s LinkedIn- https://www.linkedin.com/in/tyler-hochman-83b547130/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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    1 hr and 8 mins
  • Ep. 194: Is This In Case Magellan Is Watching?
    Dec 5 2025

    Full Court Press: Steph Leaves Under Armour, Klay/Ja Beef, Pat Bev Arrested, CP3 Announces Retirement

    Special Segment: Rating The NBA City Edition Jerseys And Courts

    See the jerseys and courts- https://www.nba.com/news/2025-26-nike-city-edition-uniforms-unveiled

    https://basketballjerseyarchive.com/news/an-overview-every-new-2025-26-nba-city-court-unveiled/477/

    And Also: Raef La”Friends”, Crinkly Paper Confetti, T-N-Naur, Vegemike, Intelligent Depth, Hugo The Hornet, The Ballarenas, The Dunkstronaut, Precocious Neophyte Jerseys, Mid 2000’s PowerPoint, King Moonracer, Dribbling Lion Guy, Stanley From The Office

    Sponsor: Shaker and Spoon! Get $20 off your first box at www.shakerandspoon.com/horse!


    Find Us Online

    - website: horsehoops.com

    - patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops

    - twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops

    - instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops

    - facebook: facebook.com/horsehoops

    HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Mike Schubert. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.

    About Us

    On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    1 hr and 15 mins
  • Ep. 193: This Stuff Is Tedious (w/ Adam Amin)
    Nov 19 2025

    Full Court Press: Jaylen Brown’s Hairline, Ja Morant Drama, Bulls/Knicks Vibe Checks & New NBA All-Star Game Format

    An Interview With: Chicago Bulls/MLB/NFL Announcer Adam Amin

    And Also: Dairy Bird, Jelsea vs Chelsea, Toxic Forces


    Sponsor: Tab for a Cause: Raise money for charity every time you open a new browser tab. Visit www.tabforacause.org/horse to start raising money today. Perfect for tab monsters like Adam!


    Find Us Online

    - website: horsehoops.com

    - patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops

    - twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops

    - instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops

    - facebook: facebook.com/horsehoops


    HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.


    About Us

    On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    1 hr and 25 mins
  • Ep. 192: ​​My Eyes Are Down Here
    Nov 5 2025

    Full Court Press: HUGE NBA Betting Scandal And Early Returns From The NBA Season

    Rating The NBA Emirates Cup Courts: Which Ones Did We Like?

    And Also: Shaolin Temples, Fiesta Locker Rooms, Very Long Wemby-esque Bones, Unc, Compliminsult, A Whale’s Vagina, See Red Vs Seared, Melissoning Or Sissoning, Yada Yada, The Indigo Space, Rectangle Situation, Gnashing Of Teeth, Parquet vs “Parkay”, Millennial Gray, Papyrus, Let Em Know, Fart Noise, BOOM BABY, New Jersey License Plate, Faded Piss, Serif Font, TJ Maxx, Golden Corral, Weth North/Wet Nort


    Sponsor: Shaker and Spoon! Get $20 off your first box at www.shakerandspoon.com/horse!


    Find Us Online

    - website: horsehoops.com

    - patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops

    - twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops

    - instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops

    - facebook: facebook.com/horsehoops


    HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.


    About Us

    On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    1 hr and 18 mins
  • Ep. 191: Even Commissioner Gordon Worked With Billionaires (‘25–’26 NBA Drama Draft)
    Oct 21 2025

    Full Court Press: Aces Sweep The WNBA Finals

    The Annual NBA Drama Draft: Ranking The Spiciest Storylines For The Coming Season

    And Also: Tab Monster Tendencies, TorONNo, Dynasty Colorways, High Stakes RPS, Lag Advantage, Grumpy Boys, The Banana Stand, Revenge Bodies, Podcast P, Skinny Zion, Poole Party In New Orleans, Praying For Buzelis, Wardrobe-Related Drama, All Caps PROBLEMS, Baby Stem Cells, Heat Culture, Alliterative Players, Shaolin Monks, Zenby, Zachramento, Beam Team, Cherry Blossoms, Tickle Me Pink, GO BOGGS!


    Sponsor: Tab for a Cause: Raise money for charity every time you open a new browser tab. Visit www.tabforacause.org/horse to start raising money today. Perfect for tab monsters like Adam!


    Find Us Online

    - website: horsehoops.com

    - patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops

    - twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops

    - instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops

    - facebook: facebook.com/horsehoops


    HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.


    About Us

    On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    1 hr and 8 mins
  • Ep. 190: Give Phee Her Phlowers
    Oct 7 2025

    Full Court Press: WNBA Playoffs Recap/Finals Prediction, Napheesa Collier Calls Out The W, NBA Offseason Drama, Clippers Media Day

    And Also: Huckleberry Finn, Professional Talkers, Splash Cousins, Digestible Digestables, Mall Of America/Target Dresses, Mad Yikesy, HORSE Livestream Curse, Frozen Fist, Brotherly Bang, Spicy Statements, Generic Playoff Success


    Sponsor: Shaker and Spoon! Get $20 off your first box at www.shakerandspoon.com/horse!


    Find Us Online

    - website: horsehoops.com

    - patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops

    - twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops

    - instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops

    - facebook: facebook.com/horsehoops


    HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.


    About Us

    On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    1 hr
  • Ep. 189: Balling While Burgering
    Sep 23 2025

    Full Court Press: Hall Of Fame Inductions, WNBA Playoffs Begin, Kawhi Leonard Drama

    That Actually Happened: Adam & Mike Played In A Comedians Basketball Tournament

    And Also: The Stepien Rule, Rookie of the Year, Adam MamaWAWA, Rubber Duckies, Loose Kids, Physique & Gear, Pretty Boys, Sprinting Sports, Kevin Love Passes, Tyler Kolek, Cute Little Bangs, Spiciness In La La Land, Pigeon Coos


    Sponsor: Tab for a Cause: Raise money for charity every time you open a new browser tab. Visit www.tabforacause.org/horse to start raising money today. Perfect for tab monsters like Adam!


    Find Us Online

    - website: horsehoops.com

    - patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops

    - twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops

    - instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops

    - facebook: facebook.com/horsehoops


    HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.


    About Us

    On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    1 hr and 29 mins