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🎄 JINGLE BROS SPECIAL! | Holiday Laughs & Clean Comedy Gift Drop 🎄
Welcome to a festive episode of the Halfway to Middle Aged Podcast — where Uncle Vernmo and J-Bone bring holiday cheer, no bad words, and ALL the laughs. In the spirit of a YouTube-friendly season, we're keeping it clean, classy, and comedy-packed for your whole family to enjoy!

🧦 In this holiday special, our favorite podcasting duo dives into:
🎅 Vernmo’s unhinged Christmas traditions
💵 J-Bone’s fantasy wish list (spoiler: he still wants that PS5)
🎁 A debate over the worst Christmas gifts ever received
🦌 Jingle beef: Did reindeer get too much credit?
🧑‍🎄 “Boomer vs Zoomer” on holiday movies — Home Alone vs Elf vs Die Hard?!
☃️ The hilarious consequences of Uncle Vernmo dressing up as Santa for a local elementary school (and why he’ll never do it again!)
🍪 Who really deserves the last Christmas cookie?

🎤 About the Show
Halfway to Middle Aged is the ultimate generational podcast — where Uncle Vernmo (a self-declared cool Boomer) and J-Bone (Gen Z’s sarcastic prince) roast each other, tackle today’s trends, and explore the hilarious divide between growing up in the 80s vs now.

This episode is proudly clean comedy certified — no swearing, no NSFW jokes, and definitely YouTube-safe. Great for blasting on the Bluetooth speaker while you're trimming the tree or avoiding awkward family convos at dinner. 😉

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In this fresh episode of **Halfway to Middle Aged**, J‑Bone (21) hilariously tries to school Uncle Vernmo (46) on [TOPIC OF EPISODE]—but in true podcast fashion, the tables swiftly turn.

Get ready for:
✅ A cringe-worthy lesson gone sideways
✅ Classic “back-in-my-day” roasts
✅ Punchy jabs, uncle wisdom that might… sort of make sense?
✅ A finale that leaves us all muttering “did he just say that?”

⏱ **Timestamps:**
0:00 — Intro & what’s on deck
2:30 — J‑Bone’s tutorial begins
6:15 — Vernmo’s unexpected clapback
10:00 — Surprise twist or life lesson
13:45 — Final laughs & podcast wrap

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💬 In the comments: who schooled who this time?
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In this spicy episode of Halfway to Middle Aged, J‑Bone (21) tries to teach Uncle Vernmo (46) everything he (thinks he) knows about **crypto, meme coins, NFTs**, and then *instantly* roasts him in a no‑filter clapback showdown.

Brace yourself for:
✅ Gen Z explainer on Web3 vs. classic midlife mindset
✅ Uncle’s hilarious “back in my day” takes
✅ Viral punchlines you’ll want to clip and share
✅ Debate sparks that’ll have both fans fired up

⏱ **Timestamps:**
0:00 Episode intro & theme setup
1:45 J‑Bone’s quick crypto 101 for Vernmo
5:30 Vernmo’s wild responses
9:15 The roast-off & funniest burns
13:00 Wrap-up with life advice… or not

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Can Uncle Vernmo convince Nephew J-Bone that Andy Byron is justified?
Very funny uber story
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