• Christmas Edition! Everything We Learned About Being Clean on YouTube… It Halfway Backfired
    Dec 26 2025

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    🎄 JINGLE BROS SPECIAL! | Holiday Laughs & Clean Comedy Gift Drop 🎄
    Welcome to a festive episode of the Halfway to Middle Aged Podcast — where Uncle Vernmo and J-Bone bring holiday cheer, no bad words, and ALL the laughs. In the spirit of a YouTube-friendly season, we're keeping it clean, classy, and comedy-packed for your whole family to enjoy!

    🧦 In this holiday special, our favorite podcasting duo dives into:
    🎅 Vernmo’s unhinged Christmas traditions
    💵 J-Bone’s fantasy wish list (spoiler: he still wants that PS5)
    🎁 A debate over the worst Christmas gifts ever received
    🦌 Jingle beef: Did reindeer get too much credit?
    🧑‍🎄 “Boomer vs Zoomer” on holiday movies — Home Alone vs Elf vs Die Hard?!
    ☃️ The hilarious consequences of Uncle Vernmo dressing up as Santa for a local elementary school (and why he’ll never do it again!)
    🍪 Who really deserves the last Christmas cookie?

    🎤 About the Show
    Halfway to Middle Aged is the ultimate generational podcast — where Uncle Vernmo (a self-declared cool Boomer) and J-Bone (Gen Z’s sarcastic prince) roast each other, tackle today’s trends, and explore the hilarious divide between growing up in the 80s vs now.

    This episode is proudly clean comedy certified — no swearing, no NSFW jokes, and definitely YouTube-safe. Great for blasting on the Bluetooth speaker while you're trimming the tree or avoiding awkward family convos at dinner. 😉

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    🎄 Holiday chaos, generational debates & absurd traditions
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  • Uncle Vernmo Gets Schooled—Again! 😂 | Halfway to Middle Aged Episode #49
    Aug 18 2025

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    In this fresh episode of **Halfway to Middle Aged**, J‑Bone (21) hilariously tries to school Uncle Vernmo (46) on [TOPIC OF EPISODE]—but in true podcast fashion, the tables swiftly turn.

    Get ready for:
    ✅ A cringe-worthy lesson gone sideways
    ✅ Classic “back-in-my-day” roasts
    ✅ Punchy jabs, uncle wisdom that might… sort of make sense?
    ✅ A finale that leaves us all muttering “did he just say that?”

    ⏱ **Timestamps:**
    0:00 — Intro & what’s on deck
    2:30 — J‑Bone’s tutorial begins
    6:15 — Vernmo’s unexpected clapback
    10:00 — Surprise twist or life lesson
    13:45 — Final laughs & podcast wrap

    👉 **Smash that Like ❤️ and subscribe for more generational mayhem!**
    💬 In the comments: who schooled who this time?
    #HalfwayToMiddleAged #ComedyPodcast #RoastBattle #GenZvsBoomer #LaughOutLoud

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    43 mins
  • J‑Bone Schools Vernmo on Crypto & Craziest Podcast Roasts💥Halfway To Middle Aged Podcast Episode #48
    Jul 23 2025

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    In this spicy episode of Halfway to Middle Aged, J‑Bone (21) tries to teach Uncle Vernmo (46) everything he (thinks he) knows about **crypto, meme coins, NFTs**, and then *instantly* roasts him in a no‑filter clapback showdown.

    Brace yourself for:
    ✅ Gen Z explainer on Web3 vs. classic midlife mindset
    ✅ Uncle’s hilarious “back in my day” takes
    ✅ Viral punchlines you’ll want to clip and share
    ✅ Debate sparks that’ll have both fans fired up

    ⏱ **Timestamps:**
    0:00 Episode intro & theme setup
    1:45 J‑Bone’s quick crypto 101 for Vernmo
    5:30 Vernmo’s wild responses
    9:15 The roast-off & funniest burns
    13:00 Wrap-up with life advice… or not

    🔔 **SUBSCRIBE + hit the 🔔** to catch our epic generational face-offs
    👍 If you laughed, drop a like!
    💬 Comment below:
    – Who schooled who: crypto or comedy?
    – Share your own generational battle stories!
    Can Uncle Vernmo convince Nephew J-Bone that Andy Byron is justified?
    Very funny uber story
    #HalfwayToMiddleAged #CryptoPodcast #GenZvsBoomer #RoastBattle #Web3Comedy #AndyByron #Astronomer #CEO #ColdPlay #Concert #KissCam #KissCamGoneWrong #GoneWrong #NSFW #MorganWallen #MattRife #LakeGeorge #IceSpice #Climax #JoeyChestnut #HotDog #AI #GoogleAI #Maps #Uber

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    45 mins
  • Nephew ROASTS Uncle Over Dating Apps 🤣 | Halfway to Middle Aged Podcast Episode #47
    Jul 22 2025

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    In this episode of Halfway to Middle Aged, 21‑year‑old nephew J-Bone hilariously ROASTS his 46‑year‑old Uncle Vernmo over dating app etiquette, awkward midlife moves, and those “back in my day” rants. Brace yourself for:

    ✅ Savage generational banter
    ✅ Unfiltered takes on adulting and modern dating
    ✅ Uncle’s cringe-worthy advice that might actually work
    ✅ Nephew’s viral-ready clapbacks that had us in stitches

    🎙 Jump in for belly laughs, family dynamics, and relatable nuggets about growing up (or not quite yet) in a compressed midlife moment.

    👉 **Timestamps:**
    0:00 Intro & meet the duo
    2:45 Nephew quizzes Uncle on Bumble vs. Tinder
    7:10 Uncle’s ancient dating advice vs. Gen Z reality
    12:30 Nephew tells a wild midlife story
    16:50 Final roast-off & takeaways

    💡 If you love candid, no‑filter chats between family, smash that 👍 and hit **Subscribe** for new episodes every week.
    💬 Let us know in the comments 👇:
    - What side are YOU on: Nephew or Uncle?
    - Share your funniest midlife moment!

    🔔 **Subscribe & turn on notifications** so you don't miss our next roast session.

    J-Bone is terrified with Artificial Intelligence AI taking over the world! And he also discusses his dislike of rude Generation Alpha.

    Uncle Vernmo hates the movie The Notebook!

    A comedy podcast where Uncle Vernmo thinks Shane Gillis and him would get along great!

    Excellent for Gen Z through Gen X (20s–50s)

    Filled with relatable, NSFW humor + life takes

    #HalfwayToMiddleAged #PodcastComedy #FamilyRoast #GenZvsBoomer #DatingFails #chatgpt #aitakeover #ai #shanegillis #thenotebook

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    48 mins
  • #40 Kanye West, camera malfunctions, and a lot of laughs! #Podcast
    May 7 2025

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    Welcome to episode number 40 of the Halfway To Middle Aged podcast! On this latest episode, we talk about Kanye West latest news, the Popes passing the latest TikTok trends. Sorry for all the camera malfunctions early but it certainly did make for great comic relief to others. Thank you to everyone for joining us if it’s your first time welcome! We are finally over 50,000 subscribers and we appreciate each and every person who has decided to take time out of their lives to listen to us ramble for a little bit. As with every episode, our goal is to make you laugh and we hope that this episode is no exception. We started this podcast to try to bridge the gap between a middle-aged Uncle and his 22 year-old nephew. We talk about our weeks and the funny things that have happened as well as tell stories from our childhood and daily lives at the end of the day not even 25 years in age, get separate a lot of the things that we find in this world and then given episode, we will discuss subjects such as gambling, porn, hub, over eating, McDonald’s, challenges, giveaway, free, Buffalo Bills, Josh Allen, Aaron Judge, New York Yankees, MLB, NFL, NBA, New York Knicks, favorite movies, Minecraft, Fortnite, ASMR, TikTok, dancing, trends, subscriber, count, girlfriend, life, family, uncle, nephew, graduation, fun, drinking, staying up late, getting old, And anything else in between. We decided at the very beginning to stay away from the low hanging fruit that we know not enough about to discuss that is politics, and religion. So if you were looking for conversations about Donald Trump, Kamala, Harris, Joe Biden, JD, Vance, Elon Musk, tariffs, Religion, or anything super serious. This podcast may not be for you. We are an irreverent and mainly inappropriate uncle nephew do like throwback from the past and think of your uncle that made you laugh, may have tried to offer you a beer, and said inappropriate things and made Terrible advice at times, but always made you laugh. And that is where we are. We strive to be a throwback to when I was younger and I enjoyed my uncle’s company and I learned a lot even if everything he said wasn’t completely accurate ha ha we strive our best to be like some of our favorite comedy podcast out there such as #TheBasementYard #BadFriends #WhiskeyGinger. From all of us here at the halfway to middle-age podcast we wanna say thank you so much for the continued support. We are actively looking for any companies that would like to do add placements on a podcast either on YouTube, TikTok, Instagram or anywhere else you would like if you think that you’re a good fit, please reach out. As the show continues to grow, we are making our mission to always do giveaways and donate money once we start making some and giving back to the community. Thanks again from uncle Vernon and J - bone  we hope you enjoy the show!

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    38 mins
  • #37 Our second annual St. Paddy’s day Episode with live audience!
    Apr 8 2025

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    second annual St. Patrick’s Day episode, Halfway To Middle Aged podcast!! if it’s your first time joining us thank you if you are the return fan, thank you so much. We decided to invite some of our closest buddies over to witness the magic first hand. We had quite a few green beers which leads to even more curse words and we used to so we apologize upfront This week as with every week you laugh. We model our style off of some of the podcast comedy Giants such as #TheBasementYard #BadFriends #SmartLess #WhiskeyGinger #2BearsOneCave. if it’s your first time joining us just a little bit about us. My name is Vernon aka uncle Vern, a 46 year old that is not quite ready to go for middle-age to old man so I’m living through vicariously my 22-year-old nephew who is in college, I am still attempting to rock flat brim, hats, and air, Jordans, and trying to stay relevant and cool despite the fact that my wife thinks I should dress and act my age. As the legendary late country superstar. Toby Keith says I’m not as good as I once was but I’m good ones so I used to be or something like that 😆 J-Bone and I may be 24 years apart, but he is certainly more mature than me already. My uncle and my dad or my best friends growing up and me and Jason have had quite a relationship since he was a little and watch him grow into a fine young man, anybody out there can relate and has a similar relationship with the older family member. Please reach out. Would love to hear from you like to talk about your stories on the podcast if you’d like also if you like me and are not always scared to die, but scared to get old, reach out I’d love to hear your stories. We are looking for sponsorships you think you would be a good fit for our show. We would love to hear from you. We talk about all types of culture, sports, music, movies, NFL, MLB. Some of our favorite teams are the New York Mets, the New York Yankees, the Buffalo Bills, the New York Knicks some of our favorite actors are Adam Sandler, the Leonardo DiCaprio, De Niro, Denzel, Washington. Some favorite actresses are Scarlett Johansson, Jessica, Zoe Saldana. Some of our favorite athletes are Josh Allen Mike Tyson, Mike Trout, Aaron Judge, Katelyn Clark. We talk about everything that’s going on in the world that we think is interesting and funny, but we do not ever talk about politics, or religion my dad taught me an early age while I sat there and watched him drink with his buddies to never talk about this too, and I believe that it is still me and important that we stay away from those topics. So we will not talk about tariffs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Tesla, Kamala, Harris, Joe Biden, RFK, we may very well talk about the New York Yankees torpedo, bats, what’s trending on TikTok, ASMR, PewDiePie, Taylor, Swift, Travis Kelce, Dave Chappelle, Bill Burr, Kendrick Lamar, Drake, GloRilla, Morgan Wallen, Luke Combs, CMA award show, Houston, Texas, Rascal Flatts, Rocky, the basement yard, a lot of all we will talk about will be making fun of ourselves as we feel like it’s too short to take ourselves too seriously. We really could use more comments and ideas so if you have any, please please please reach out. Don’t be afraid to tell us that you don’t like certain parts of our areas could use improvement. We’re open to each and everybody’s ideas on how we can make a better product and be better for the listener, thank you so much. We put out a new episode every week so please turn on your notification so you don’t

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    43 mins
  • Episode #36 Top Adam Sandler movies + Are you a fan of carnivals??
    Apr 8 2025

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    Welcome episode number 36 of the Halfway To Middle Aged podcast! If it’s your first time joining us, thank you we hope you enjoy the show. If you are return listener, we appreciate you so much! On this episode, we discuss the legendary career of the great Adam Sandler pick our favorite top three of his movies. We also discussed the new happy Gilmore two trailer. We spend some time discussing how we don’t really care for affairs and carnivals and don’t necessarily feel safe on the rides. Given the fact they could be put together and transported within 15 or 20 minutes. go to fair crappy french fries and pizza you could save the money and go to a restaurant where you want to eat? This episode as with our number one hope and intention is to make you laugh. We talk about the funny things that happened in our lives the previous week and make fun of ourselves a lot. We model ourselves off some of our favorites. #TheBasementYard #WhiskeyGinger#BadFriends #SmartLess # #2BearsOneCave. We will discuss a wide range of topics including sports, MLB, MBA, NFL. Some of our favorite teams, such as the Buffalo Bills, the New York Yankees, the New York Mets, the New York Jets. We will discuss celebrities such as Taylor Swift, Josh Allen, Denzel, Washington, Adam Sandler, Morgan Wallen. We talk about trending TikTokers in YouTube, such as PewDiePie, MrBeast, Andrew Santino, Santos Studios. We will also discuss video games such as Fortnite, Madden, MLB the show, NBA 2K. We will discuss our favorite fast food restaurant, such as McDonald’s, Wendy’s, five guys, Burger King, Chick-fil-A our favorite drinks, Coca-Cola, Pepsi, Michelob ultra. We will discuss gaining weight, hair, loss, going bald, being funny, being married, being afraid, having kids, being young, being old and everything in between we will not discuss on this podcast ever is anything too serious, including politics, Donald Trump, JD, Vance, Kamala, Harris, Joe Biden, Barack Obama. We will not discuss political parties such as Republicans or Democrats or Elon Musk. We are a comedy podcast and we are trying to make you laugh and keep our conversations late and like I mentioned earlier usually making fun of ourselves in the process if you have any suggestions on how we can make more, please let us know, and you can email us directly. We are also looking for support as far as having some products to represent on our podcast so reach out maybe for a good fit. We’d be happy to talk about and use your products. Thank you so much for joining us. This episode number 36. Hope you enjoyed our new intro song brought to you by K Diggy himself. It is an awesome awesome song. We appreciate him helping us out to get it. We also appreciate everyone of you. I’ve taken your time to watch subscribe and we love and appreciate you all and will show appreciation by doing another giveaway within the next month. From uncle Vernon and J-Bone we say thank you and please tell your friends about us 😆 

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    41 mins
  • #26 Megan Fox Subservience: Can we make our own AI helper??- Christmas over eating & traditions!
    Jan 29 2025

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    Welcome to another episode of the halfway to middle aged podcast where a misguided, perverted , middle aged uncle a.k.a. Vernmo and his very funny over eating relatively Nice sexy 22-year-old nephew joke about everything and anything new and exciting in their lives. I mean who doesn't have a highly inappropriate always trying to be funny middle-aged uncle?? Lol, we really hope you enjoy this episode and ask that you check out all of the rest
    Episode number 26 of the Halfway to Middle Aged Podcast! Merry Christmas everyone!! This will be our last podcast of 2024. On this episode we discuss Megan Fox's new Netflix movie subservience and how we would like to create our own very good looking AI helper possibly mixing body parts from different famous people. We also discuss why is it that people are so enamored with famous people when it's quite possible that we see just as good if not better looking people walking down the street past us every day could it be a popular? We talk about our favorite Christmas traditions as well as totally overrating around the holidays and hopefully losing some weight soon after. I want to give a shout out to the firefighters both volunteer and paid as you guys run into the danger when everybody else is running away we thank you. Just like every other episode or goal is to make you laugh and we hope we do so once again. We would love to interview some people and we are actively looking for businesses to sponsor the show as we look to grow in 2025. We model ourselves off of Comedy podcast geniuses that we love such as the basement yard, bad friends, two bears one cave, whiskey ginger, Andrew Santino, David Spade, Dana Carvey, Bobby Lee Joe Santagato, Frank Alvarez, tom Segura, Jason Bateman, Dax Shepherd, we are made for mature audience and we appreciate each and every subscriber and anybody it takes the time out to give us a shot thank you. We hope to see you next year enjoy the rest of your holiday season tag; TikTok, instagram, Amazon, spotify, Apple, podcast, podcast clips, funny, hilarious, ho, nephew, family, drinking, Michelob ultra, beer, shots, marijuana, High thoughts, fun, christmas, presents, family, kids, Donald Trump,, harris, Joe Biden, election, yankees, Mets, bills, baseball, NFL, MLB, Jake Paul, Mike Tyson , skidi toilet,

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    30 mins