A deeply dull, frustrating 0-0 draw with the Colorado Rapids; one of the most boring, nerdy matches we've ever seen at BMO. No injuries, the return of Aaron Long and Stephen Eustáquio, and Hugo Lloris continuing his stint as a human brick wall are all we'd like to remember from this one. The schedule has pounded us and we played like it. Unfortunately we've got a lot of games, and big games, looking right at us in the coming days and weeks. The season rollercoaster has officially put us on the first big turn heading into Minnesota, then the CONCACAF Champions Cup Semis. Hold on tight!

00:00 Weird Postgame Setup

01:25 Boredom and Bright Spots

02:43 Car Rant Player Grades

03:59 Press Box Joins In

04:35 Room Guy Slander

05:45 Tactical Breakdown 442

10:32 Boyd Ordaz Rotation Talk

15:18 Worry About Upcoming Tests

16:59 Super Chats and Questions

21:09 Callers Segment Begins

21:47 Happy Feet Takeaways

22:48 Toluca Semifinal Stakes

23:44 Ordaz and Shaffelburg Chances

24:21 Rotation and Tactical Tweaks

26:16 Fullback Chi Debate

26:48 Subs Timing and Momentum

30:38 Segura Under the Microscope

33:20 Energy Saving Tactics

34:45 Tillman Praise and Frustrations

36:35 Canadian Bright Spots

40:36 Soccer Nerd Chess Match

41:08 Wrap Up and Next Shows

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Can LAFC snap a two-game MLS losing streak? How tired are they, and will they only get more tired with this packed upcoming schedule? Can Marc Dos Santos find the right strategic rotation? Can we finally unlock Son Heung-min's goal scoring? YES! To some of those! Are we back? Please!?

00:00 Welcome and Match Preview

01:05 Postgame Show and Merch

02:00 Scarves Are Back

03:49 Mall Culture Tangent

05:45 What Isnt Dead

07:18 Sponsor Break Amirian Law

08:55 Storylines Segment Intro

10:02 Stopping the Losing Streak

11:39 Rotation and Fatigue Concerns

17:45 Unlocking Son Heung Min

19:47 Sonny Touch Gone Missing

20:47 Injury Rust Or Mental Block

21:55 Defenders Keying On Him

24:05 Pressure On LAFC Now

24:50 How He Breaks The Slump

27:34 Rotation Test Ahead

29:20 Colorado Press And Matchups

30:38 Minnesota Trip And Rotation

32:09 Minneapolis Travel Tangent

34:46 Bet It And Forget It

38:17 Wrap Up And Patreon Plug

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Travis and Vince react to LAFC’s humiliating 4–1 home loss to San Jose, calling it the team’s worst performance of the season and a game LAFC largely lost through its own sloppy play. A second-half meltdown featured three goals conceded in six minutes off glaring defensive mistakes; missed chances in attack;and a lack of urgency and off-ball movement. Add poor finishing and decision-making from the front line and this one was brutal. RIP Hugo Lloris' clean-sheet streak. Wednesday’s match vs Colorado is a chance to reset ahead of big CONCACAF Champions Cup games vs. Toluca. Happy LAFC Kids Day I guess.

00:00 Welcome to Sad Foot

00:24 Four One Home Disaster

01:03 Stadium View and Mistakes

01:41 Six Minute Collapse

02:15 Missed Chances and Porteous

03:04 Hugo Streak Ends

03:34 Sloppy and Lackadaisical

04:34 Offense Breakdown

07:25 San Jose Simple Plan

09:06 Chat Rant and Context

09:43 Bad Day for Travis

10:12 Super Chats and Bits

11:42 Searching for Happy Foot

12:18 Midfield Reinforcements

12:41 Caller Diego Stadium Vibe

13:47 Kids Left Heartbroken

14:08 Isaiah Picks Delgado

15:43 Arun Stadium Takeaways

17:59 Jeep Wave Banter

18:26 Ryan Finds Bright Spots

21:30 Vince Postgame Reality Check

23:53 Hollingshead Under Fire

25:04 Reset For Colorado

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We preview Sunday's LAFC's home match vs. San Jose. Travis tries to outsource Storylines to Claude and it goes POORLY. Still, we cover the road ahead in the CONCACAF Champions Cup semifinals, the state of LAFC's roster, and a San Jose Earthquakes team on it's way into town that's... actually good???

00:00 Claude Writes Storylines

00:41 Match Preview and Plugs

01:21 Live Show Banter

03:33 Sponsor Break Amirian Law

04:48 Storylines Segment Setup

07:01 Champions Cup Semifinal Hype

09:37 Are We Best In CONCACAF

12:30 Portland Loss Context

14:22 Rotation Depth And Jude Terry

16:04 Injury Updates And Rumors

16:36 Darren Rage Meter

16:56 AI Storyline Panic

17:58 San Jose Defense Debate

21:13 Vince Breaks Down Quakes

22:54 Timo Werner Explained

24:38 Darren Roasts Rivalry

26:35 Bet It And Forget It

29:06 Outlandish Bets Draft

32:13 Wrap Up And Plugs

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LAFC has eliminated reigning CONCACAF champions Cruz Azul, winning 4-1 on aggregate! Despite a questionable penalty and missed reds by the awful ref, Hugo Lloris delivered an incredible performance in net during this dirty fight. Next up: Galaxy or Toluca, even without Bouanga for Leg 1! Don't touch that dial!

00:00 Azul Knockout Intro

00:39 Champs Silenced Rant

02:41 Ref And Tactics Breakdown

04:45 Altitude Reality Check

05:50 Lloris Heroics

08:23 Cards Suspensions And Chaos

12:01 Super Chats Ref Meltdown

15:40 Next Opponent Galaxy Or Toluca

17:52 Callers Stress And Takes

27:26 Watch Party And Lineup Talk

37:44 Toluca Scouting And More Calls

41:44 Caller From Austin Recap

43:27 Winning Ugly And Versatile

45:43 Cruz Azul Threats And Chances

46:46 Pauly Cooks Three Cup Chicken

50:34 Boots Are Back Plus Bradley

52:38 Diego On Beating Top Team

56:03 Super Chats And Ref Chaos

59:31 Nashville America Score Watch

01:03:04 Secret Package And Merch Unboxing

01:08:08 Discord Plug And Survivor Talk

01:10:36 Injuries Depth And Lineup Questions

01:14:09 Thumbnail Pose And Signoff

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LAFC’s Rotated XI Falls 2-1 to Portland at the Death — Jude Terry screamer, 3rd-string goalkeeper debut, and all eyes on Cruz Azul.

LAFC rest EIGHT starters - Son Heung-min, Hugo Lloris, and Sergi Palencia not even traveling with the team - and bring in the 3rd string goalkeeper, and almost still pull out a victory, but fall to Portland at the death. Our clean sheet MLS streak comes to an end, and our undefeated record in 2026 comes to an end, all in service of fresh legs for Tuesday's CONCACAF Champions Cup Leg 2 Quarterfinal match vs. Cruz Azul away in Puebla. Will it be worth it!?

00:00 Postgame Introductions

00:34 Rotation Explains Loss

01:12 Youngsters Stand Out

02:46 Terry Goal And Timbers Troll

03:35 Goalkeeper Debut Breakdown

05:22 All Eyes On Cruz Azul

08:50 Happy Sad Foot Roundup

11:51 Broadcast Calls And Max Birthday

13:52 Super Chats And Chants

17:10 Caller Bradley Turf Rant

20:13 Caller Arod On Break

21:54 Happy Foot Nicknames

22:39 Tillman Offside Breakdown

24:49 Portland Rivalry Rants

26:45 Caller From Portland

29:40 Diego on Rotation Logic

31:29 Luke Meltdown and Depth Talk

36:08 Postgame Takeaways and Structure

40:08 Tuesday Cruz Azul Stakes

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Travis, Darren, and Vince preview two LAFC's MLS road game at Portland on Saturday and the CONCACAF Champions Cup quarterfinal second leg at Cruz Azul on Tuesday. Has Marc Dos Santos finally unlocked the attack after LAFC’s 6–0 win over Orlando and 3–0 first-leg win over Cruz Azul? Son Heung-min and Denis Bouanga are surging, and David Martinez is too, but Portland and Puebla will not be easy places to play. One of them has high altitude and the other's got a lumberjack with a chainsaw standing in the crowd JUST WAITING TO USE IT!!!!

00:00 Show Intro and Match Preview

01:25 Listener Mandated Banter

01:37 PO Box Nostalgia

03:50 Hacks Season Five Hype

10:25 Sponsor Break Amirian Law

11:40 Storylines Segment Setup

12:27 Offense Finally Clicking

16:49 Long Range Shooting Twist

19:23 Can LAFC Close Cruz Azul?

23:21 Game State Fears

24:32 Away Goals Explained

24:53 Would Fans Travel

26:31 Portland Rotation Talk

27:30 Why Portland Struggles

29:24 Planned Subs And Lineup

29:50 Boudri Minutes Mystery

32:17 Portland Away Day Vibes

34:01 Bet It And Forget It

37:50 Bets And Martinez Praise

42:13 Wrap Up And Support

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LEG 1 IN THE BAG. Job not done, but LAFC just mounted perhaps their most impressive and convincing performance yet, overcoming early pressure from Cruz Azul at home to break through and win 3-0. Son Heung-min finally breaks the ice with a goal from open play, Choiniere chimes in with 2 assists, and David Martinez powers through with a brace. Huge game, huge win, huge team.

00:00 Power of the Hat

01:20 Tactical Shift Explained

05:06 Son Breaks the Drought

06:21 Martinez Magic Goal

09:04 Away Fans and Atmosphere

11:45 Clean Sheet and Second Leg Math

13:07 Why Defense Is Elite

14:20 Super Chats and Merch

18:34 Caller Reactions Roll In

25:54 Ticket Price Talk

26:18 Popcorn Bucket Cards

27:07 Super Chats Roast

28:14 Fans Throwing Drinks

29:15 Grizzly Calls In

32:22 Discord Selfie Hunt

35:12 Rapid Fire Callers

37:21 Dolo Ball Debate

40:40 More Super Chats

46:33 Wrap Up And Merch

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