On this episode of Hell Money, we break down Michael Saylor’s heated What Bitcoin Did interview and the growing split between Bitcoin’s old guard and the next generation. From boomer wealth concentration and Bitcoin treasury companies to the rise of techno-feudalism, we unpack why retail feels gone, why Saylor sounds increasingly defensive, and where Bitcoin culture is actually headed.

We cover:

- Michael Saylor’s 2025 review on What Bitcoin Did

- American HODL and Matt Odell's therapy session on What Bitcoin Did

- Generational wealth transfer and boomer dominance

- Why no retail

- Techno-feudalism and concentration of power

- The fading golden era of Bitcoin podcasting

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TIMESTAMPS

0:00 Intro

8:42 Michael Saylor's 2025 review

31:16 American HODL and Matt Odell on What Bitcoin Did, tradfi is boomer

42:07 Where is retail?

44:51 Prediction markets and memecoins

53:40 Technofeudalism

1:03:40 Outro

On this episode of Hell Money, we’re back with our annual Jeremy Rubin review: a technical, unfiltered check-in on where Bitcoin is actually headed. From who Bitcoin is really helping to garbled circuits, Layer 2s, lending, staking, and data availability, Jeremy breaks down what’s working, what’s broken, and what needs to be built if Bitcoin is going to stay revolutionary.

We also get Jeremy’s 2026 predictions and his on-the-money price take, plus a warning about what happens if Bitcoin stops investing in real technology.

We cover:

- Digital hygiene & managing your attention

- Who Bitcoin is actually helping

- Scaling, privacy & self-custody

- Garbled circuits & arbitrary computation on Bitcoin

- What Jeremy's working on: wyn.fi, Char network, Labitbu

- Jeremy’s 2026 predictions & price outlook

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TIMESTAMPS

0:00 Intro

5:36 Digital hygiene & managing your attention

9:26 Who is Bitcoin helping?

14:49 Bitcoin scaling, privacy, and self custody

23:45 Garbled locks explanation

57:18 Wyn.fi: Lending platform

1:04:30 Char network: Bitcoin staking layer

1:19:08 Labitbu V2

1:24:25 Metaprotocols degens, Bitmap

1:26:15 Jeremy's predictions for 2026

1:31:00 Jeremy's perfect price prediction

1:37:34 If we don't invest in technology, Bitcoin will become like the old system

In the FINAL Hell Money episode of 2025, we're bringing you our fan-favorite episode: 2026 ASTROLOGY. Our resident astrologer Erin breaks down why 2026 is a major turning point for Bitcoin, AI, and global power, including the Saturn–Neptune conjunction and Uranus in Gemini, and what they reveal about technology, transhumanism, and who actually controls the future.

We cover:

- Review of 2025 astrology predictions

- Major themes & questions for 2026

- Key astrological events & transits

- Lessons & hard truths for 2026

- Bitcoin predictions

- AI, Sam Altman, & ChatGPT predictions

- USA / Trump predictions

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TIMESTAMPS

0:00 Intro

7:53 Review of 2025 predictions

16:12 Major themes & questions for 2026

27:33 Main astrological events in 2026

45:20 Lessons & hard truths

58:14 Bitcoin predictions

1:07:00 AI predictions

1:13:00 USA / Trump predictions

1:17:33 Casey predictions

1:23:30 Casey's review of 2026 predictions

1:25:30 Outro, 2026 readings info

Diving into the question everyone suddenly cares about: how close are quantum computers to breaking Bitcoin?

Friend of the pod Matt Wraith joins us to cut through the hype, the fear, and the sci-fi headlines and explain what’s actually happening in quantum research right now, and what it means for Bitcoin security, signatures, and the long-term future of cryptography.

We explore:

- The theory of quantum mechanics

- How quantum computers actually work

- Shor's algorithm & Grover's algorithm

- Quantum threat to Bitcoin

- Recent advances in quantum computing

- Post-quantum cryptography and quantum risk mitigation strategies for Bitcoin

- Stoner bro quantum physics

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TIMESTAMPS

0:00 Intro, Bitcoin is in crisis, elliptic curve cryptography

5:00 Shor's algorithm and quantum computers

8:00 The limits and use cases for quantum computers

10:45 Recent advances in quantum computers, Scott Aaronson blog post

16:20 What is a quantum computer?

24:00 Fault tolerance theorem, theoretical quantum physics

28:30 Problems with quantum computers, analog computers

35:00 Quantum computing research

41:00 Red flags in quantum computing research

46:45 Conspiracy theories, the qubits don't want to be trapped, the universe believes in cryptography

49:00 Quantum risk mitigation strategies for Bitcoin

1:08:00 Stoner bro quantum physics, fall of Atlantis, perception creates reality, many worlds hypothesis, Markov property

1:27:30 Gravity, dark energy, general relativity, things that are very big and very small

1:34:00 How much better is quantum than classical computing?

1:39:00 What's going on with the UFOs?

On this episode of Hell Money, we’re sitting in a car during a Bitcoin price crash, trying to answer the only question anyone actually cares about: wen number go up? We talk about the AI bubble popping, the Federal Reserve and interest rates, and how much of this crash is just institutions and algos sloshing money around. Then we lock in our official Hell Money Bitcoin price predictions for 3 weeks, 3 months, 3 years, and 30 years—and write them down on camera.

We explore:

- Why Bitcoin is crashing right now

- What it would actually take for us to sell all our Bitcoin

- Quantum FUD and whether quantum computers will ever nuke BTC

- UFOs & alien disclosure as the end of shared reality

- Square merchants accepting Bitcoin via Lightning & why small business owners are the real target market

- Official Hell Money Bitcoin price predictions: 3 weeks, 3 months, 3 years, 30 years- Love on the Spectrum, Trump–Mamdani, Wicked Part 2, & not letting labels control your life

- The new ord 0.24.2 release: on-chain galleries, traits & getting less dependent on marketplaces

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TIMESTAMPS

0:00 Intro & addressing the secret Bitcoin Maxi HMP fans

5:14 Bitcoin price crash, AI bubble, Federal Reserve & interest rates

11:00 Selling all our Bitcoin

15:00 Quantum FUD

25:45 UFOs & alien disclosure

32:12 Square merchants accepting Bitcoin payments

39:55 Official HMP price predictions

49:40 Love on the Spectrum debrief, Trump-Mamdani meeting, Wicked Part 2

54:09 ord 0.24.2 release: galleries & attributes

56:00 Call to action: call us at (717)-69-GMHMP

On this episode of Hell Money, we dive into BIP-444, the latest and most deranged proposal from the Knots holy group. From limiting arbitrary data in Bitcoin transactions to re-defining what counts as a 51% attack, we unpack BIP-444 as the latest evolution in Bitcoin's Holy War.We explore:- What BIP-444 actually does- The Knots cult mindset and the psychology of Bitcoin fundamentalism- Dev tinkering vs maintenance- How to soft fork Bitcoin, 51% attack- Rob Hamilton’s BIP-444 prediction market- Western vs. Eastern numerology of 444- The myth-making, moralizing, and memes of KnotsGet bonus content by subscribing to @hellmoneypod on X: https://x.com/hellmoneypod/creator-subscriptions/subscribeOr support the podcast by sending a BTC donation: bc1qztncp7lmcxdgude4px2vzh72p2yu2aud0eyzys ORDINALS SATSCARDS: https://shop.inscribing.com/products/ordinals-satscardTIMESTAMPS00:00 Intro, Election Day, Prop-50, gerrymandering4:00 State of Jefferson, California secession, Zohran Mamdani, rent control9:00 BIP-444, limiting arbitrary data in Bitcoin transactions24:00 How a soft fork works, re-defining a 51% attack30:00 Knots attack on Bitcoin33:30 Psychology of Knots fundamentalism & cult36:15 Success of Knots vs Bitcoin Core v3037:45 Rob Hamilton's BIP-444 prediction market41:15 Bitcoin core devs want to tinker and develop when they should be just maintaining44:50 Edits for BIP-444, 444 Western vs Eastern numerology50:00 Has BIP-444/Knots broken containment?51:20 Selling BIP-444 airdrop54:55 BIP-444 myth making57:50 Filter discussion has derailed all real technical discussion1:00:00 Legal & moral arguments1:06:00 Addressing the Swifties, humor is high consciousness1:08:00 Rehabilitating Mechanic and Luke's image on Hell Money Podcast

On our spooky Halloween special, we're suiting up as Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce to talk about the new phase of Bitcoin where everyone is copying Michael Saylor and calling it a strategy.We dive into Bitcoin treasury companies, yield chasing, and asking the spooky questions: can anyone actually reproduce Saylor’s results, or is this the end of the corporate Bitcoin era?Topics discussed:- How traditional finance bros are engineering yield on Bitcoin- Michael Saylor’s Strategy- Why guilt is a sin (and yield might be too)- The “Great Script Restoration” BIP and the possible end of 4 meggers- The existential crisis of making a Bitcoin podcast when everyone just wants bullish hopium- And Seasonal Runes??Get bonus content by subscribing to @hellmoneypod on X: https://x.com/hellmoneypod/creator-subscriptions/subscribeOr support the podcast by sending a BTC donation: bc1qztncp7lmcxdgude4px2vzh72p2yu2aud0eyzys ORDINALS SATSCARDS: https://shop.inscribing.com/products/ordinals-satscardTIMESTAMPS0:00 Intro, Travis Kelce & Taylor Swift, The Life of a Showgirl album review7:45 Strategy, financial instruments & engineering9:50 Zk Shark's substack article about Michael Saylor & Bitcoin treasury companies14:45 Guilt is a sin, everyone is chasing yield on Bitcoin18:00 Strategy derivatives: Punk Strategy, Node Strategy, Pizza Strategy, Puppet Strategy21:30 Hell Money Podcast existential crisis26:20 Bitcoin treasury company death spiral28:20 Great Script Restoration BIP31:45 The end of 4meggers?37:50 Seasonal Runes45:40 Ordinals satscards47:50 Sora AI

Spam is legal now — welcome to Bitcoin’s moral collapse. On this episode of the Hell Money Podcast, we dive back into the spam wars to break down all the discourse in the wake of Bitcoin Core v30. From Luke Jr’s plan to hard fork Bitcoin to Nick Szabo clocking in for the discourse, we cover every twist in the ongoing moral and technical meltdown over filters, Knots, and consensus itself.

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TIMESTAMPS

0:00 Intro

4:00 Bitcoin Core v30 & the history of the blocksize wars

9:00 Spam filters, technical vs. moral argument

19:00 Bitcoin core's response

22:50 Calle's explanation of spam

27:00 Dealing with Knots people on X

31:30 Luke Jr's plan to hard fork Bitcoin

47:00 Nick Szabo clocking in for the discourse

57:30 What is consensus?

1:07:00 Are girls allowed in Bitcoin?