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Hello Dysfunction

Hello Dysfunction

Written by: Hello Dysfunction
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A raw and hilarious dive into mental illness, family chaos, awkward sexual experiences, current events, gossip, and the political dumpster fire we’re all forced to live in.

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Episodes
  • S1 Ep1: Purple Taser
    Oct 11 2018

    For episode one, Pata Fria and Crystal Barbie come out with a bang. The girls start off discussing Pata Fria's recent BBL (Brazilian Butt Lift), crazy Florida stories, the infamous purple taser, mental illness, medication and Crystal accidentally seeing her dad's package. They also go over Bill Cosby, bullies, raunchy stories and receiving electronics from family members that still contain pics.

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    1 hr and 58 mins
  • S1 Ep2: Dark Web
    Oct 16 2018

    This episode requires a trigger warning. Serious issues are discussed including domestic violence, SW safety, murder, and child abusers. The duo also touches on lighthearted subjects; The slut walk, favorite podcasts, birth charts, mental health, and a haunted house story that will definitely change the mood.

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    1 hr and 27 mins
  • S1 Ep3: Tether Ball
    Oct 16 2018

    In this tell all episode Pata Fria and Crystal Barbie open up and share everything about themselves. Secrets are spilled. They discuss mental health, why we (women) settle for the bare minimum, and the difference between pedophiles and cougars.

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    1 hr and 49 mins
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