Episodes

  • S1 Ep1: Purple Taser
    Oct 11 2018

    For episode one, Pata Fria and Crystal Barbie come out with a bang. The girls start off discussing Pata Fria's recent BBL (Brazilian Butt Lift), crazy Florida stories, the infamous purple taser, mental illness, medication and Crystal accidentally seeing her dad's package. They also go over Bill Cosby, bullies, raunchy stories and receiving electronics from family members that still contain pics.

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    1 hr and 58 mins
  • S1 Ep2: Dark Web
    Oct 16 2018

    This episode requires a trigger warning. Serious issues are discussed including domestic violence, SW safety, murder, and child abusers. The duo also touches on lighthearted subjects; The slut walk, favorite podcasts, birth charts, mental health, and a haunted house story that will definitely change the mood.

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    1 hr and 27 mins
  • S1 Ep3: Tether Ball
    Oct 16 2018

    In this tell all episode Pata Fria and Crystal Barbie open up and share everything about themselves. Secrets are spilled. They discuss mental health, why we (women) settle for the bare minimum, and the difference between pedophiles and cougars.

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    1 hr and 49 mins
  • S1 Ep4: Grandma Candy & Pocket Cheese
    Oct 23 2018

    This week the deviant duo return with even more dysfunction. Vaginal hygiene, loving people while they're here, Halloween, ghost stories and superstitions. Later in the show they answer some listener questions, talk about male hygiene and a Dom story to finish you off 💦… enjoy.

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    1 hr and 48 mins
  • S1 Ep5: The Stolen Car
    Oct 30 2018

    It's episode five, and the dysfunction continues. This week the girls are talking about adults that don't do oral, scissoring, pegging, and the time Pata taught Crystal how to drive a stolen car. The girls take some listener questions, give a PSA about trunk junk, and close out with a Dom story. As always, dysfunction at it's finest. 😬🙏

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    1 hr and 38 mins
  • S1 Ep6: Gas Station Salad & Dirty Sanchez
    Nov 6 2018

    The dysfunctional duo is back, and unapologetically unfiltered while discussing sx dolls, g-spot location, open marriages, liars, and prison relationships. They are breaking it down and dissecting so listen up.

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    1 hr and 39 mins
  • S1 Ep7: I'm A Doctor
    Nov 12 2018

    From chemtrails, to California fires, to Pata Fria's burn unit vagina story, this week the girls are on fire, literally. The duo also goes over premature ejaculation, tampons vs. diva cups, racism, and a ghost story. This episode is packed with self-love, and of course some more crying, lol. As always, enjoy..

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    1 hr and 44 mins
  • S1 Ep8: Curing Rickets
    Nov 20 2018

    Crystal’s father Big Billy is here and the dysfunction is outta control. "I didn't do drugs before I was diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia, I just smoked pot, did acid and rode my motorcycle." Buckle up motherf$^#*s….

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    1 hr and 37 mins