Episodes

  • S2 Ep351: Chili Finger
    May 15 2026

    We’re keeping our jean jackets, tattoo is finished, medication adjustments and a wild hospital visit. Mother’s Day was rough, boys are becoming “hot”, chili trauma and pandemic concerns.

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    1 hr and 4 mins
  • S2 Ep350: Blame The Worms ft Jaymee
    May 8 2026

    RIP Midnight, a weekend getaway, wild birthday parties and permanent effects of SSRI’s. Scotch tape is more useful than we thought, watch your mouth, bring back quick executions and we might be running out of gas.

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    1 hr and 12 mins
  • S2 Ep349: Zoom Out ft Mykillah
    Apr 30 2026

    Stay Golden, we’re becoming the Jetsons, love makes you softer and a medication journey. Early perimenopause, loving yourself, the guilt of success and skin suits.

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    1 hr and 36 mins
  • S2 Ep348: Wash Your Panties
    Apr 24 2026

    Where are the gas boosters, too many hats, hurts to walk and our girl is getting surgery. Bring back executions, my time with a Little, don’t eat inside McDonald’s and horrible sister in laws.

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    1 hr and 12 mins
  • S2 Ep347: Crying In The Donut
    Apr 17 2026

    They can’t arrest us all, the church is on the way, Stephanie was combative and social anxiety is crippling. Waking up to an actual nightmare, what happened to Ashlee Jenae, social unrest has been glorious and men + power is a dangerous combination.

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    1 hr and 50 mins
  • S2 Ep346: Dicksappointed ft Jose - EXPLICIT
    Apr 10 2026

    Welcome back Jose!
    Living vicariously, sniffies action shots, men catfishing and passionate making out. Making it clap, danglers, hidden glory holes and the feeling of poppers.

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    1 hr and 47 mins
  • S2 Ep345: Granny Pants ft Elrod (@mexakitsch)
    Apr 2 2026

    Welcome Elrod!! The exhilaration of a thrift score, Pat’s grown woman foot, moving to the Bay Area and understanding that failure is a lesson. Creating an arsenal of skills, serious table setting, the two rules of life and exercise your mental muscle!

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    2 hrs and 20 mins
  • S2 Ep344: Slight Flare ft Kris Staxx
    Mar 26 2026

    Welcome Kris Staxx! Our kids are our biggest haters, the private school experience, square up and Juice Week pt 2. Hit a parlay, waiting in lines for shoes, dating as an older adult and lock up false accusers.

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    1 hr and 31 mins